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Professor Bessemer 03-03-2013 04:55 PM

A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Friends, sometimes the solution to a problem is right there in front of you, but your are just too blind to see it. Recently, Jesus has opened my eyes! He showed me a beautiful vision of hope, and I will make it my life's work to make His vision a reality.

Homosexualism, or more correctly The Sodomania, is a disease with which certain depraved individuals choose to infect themselves. As most of you know, I once chose to be a disgusting queer, but The Lord saw fit to help me cure myself. Being a fag or a lesbian is a choice and as such, these people deserve no special considerations whatsoever. What they do need however is understanding, and of course, treatment. In a recent thread posted by Brother Ex-Viking, he quoted that great crusader against Communism and homosexuality Lech Walesa, who mentioned that he believed that gay politicians should be kept away from healthy politicians.


Quote:

Originally Posted by The Godly Lech Walesa
Walesa said in a television interview on Friday that he believed gay people had no right to sit on the front benches in parliament and, if there at all, should sit in the back "or even behind a wall".

"They have to know that they are a minority and adjust to smaller things, and not rise to the greatest heights," he told the private broadcaster TVN during a discussion of gay rights. "A minority should not impose itself on the majority."


Mr. Walesa is completely correct that these infected individuals ought to be quarantined to avoid spreading their affliction to healthy individuals. It is my opinion that we ought to take a lesson from the recent past and treat victims of The Sodomania in much the same way that lepers were treated from time immemorial up through the 21st century. Leper colonies have recently fallen out of favor. Here is a video shot in 2007 in the only active leper colony left in the United States. It is of course completely isolated from the rest of civilization on the remote island of Molokai in the state of Hawaii.





One of these poor afflicted individuals quite wrongly states that her disease is not contagious. Sodomites often claim the same is true of their disease. We know they are wrong of course, but we can forgive them their ignorance as Jesus has not yet filled their black hearts with His holy light. Only Jesus can cure sodomites, just as He cured lepers.


And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were lepers, which stood afar off:

And they lifted up their voices, and said, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us.

And when he saw them, he said unto them, Go shew yourselves unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they were cleansed.

And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, turned back, and with a loud voice glorified God,

And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him thanks: and he was a Samaritan.

And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?

There are not found that returned to give glory to God, save this stranger.

And he said unto him, Arise, go thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.

Luke 17:12-19


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8512/8...e5081770_b.jpg
This happy leper is thrilled to be housed in an isolated colony with no contact with the outside world.
Soon, I hope to see thousands of happy sodomites smiling for exactly the same reason! Glory to God!


Now, I am not the first True Christan™ to want to revive this time tested method for dealing with a horrible disease. Sister Anita Bryant compared gays to lepers and more recently our own Brother Titus Templeton proposed a similar plan for dealing with the AIDS in this thread. And while I agree in principle with his basic premise, I believe that for victims of The Sodomania alone, we could dispense with the buried poison gas canisters. But I would of course exclude anyone infected with The AIDS from my Sodomania Treatment Colonies. The AIDS is a just and righteous punishment from God upon those He has judged to be beyond salvation. As a True Christian™ I know that The AIDS is a death sentence for those unrepentant queers that have rejected Christ's gift of eternal life.

But there are many, many Sodomites that The Lord has yet to smite with the AIDS. Just as He never smote me, there is a small subset of homos that are only infected with The Sodomania who may yet attain the Kingdom. And when I imagine a future where thousands upon thousands of fags are concentrated in Sodomania Treatment Colonies on remote tropical islands, my heart swells with pride and overflows with the white hot love of Jesus! Amen!

Capt. Aaron Portway 03-03-2013 07:25 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Well Professor, leave it you to be so kind to those sick faggots. :bad:

If it was up to me, I'd dump them all into a volcano or something like that. I guess since you used to be one, you sorta have a different view of fags and all. I just can't bring myself to look at them as regular people, mostly because of what they get up to with their butts. :blech:

Jack O'fagan 03-03-2013 08:28 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
The sodomite capital of the US has a colony sat there ready to be used.

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2499/3...ab8_z.jpg?zz=1
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...57_468x286.jpg

Can that be just coincidence?

Proverbs 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the Lord directeth his steps.

YIC

Jack

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-03-2013 11:54 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan (Post 983250)
The sodomite capital of the US has a colony sat there ready to be used.



Can that be just coincidence?

Proverbs 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the Lord directeth his steps.

YIC

Jack

No coincidence at all Brother Jack. There was an era known as the "Gay Nineties", and Jesus sent a warning to the San Francisco sodomites in 1906.

Here is the "before":



and here is the "after" message from Jesus:


BelieverInGod 03-04-2013 12:15 AM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Oh, but didn't you know that all earthquakes and heavy weather is caused by "global warming" and us "poisoning the planet"? :sarcasm:

Not quite sure how we caused an earthquake back in 1906, but I'm sure the liebral idiots will figure out a way.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-04-2013 01:16 AM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
I note that the queers have opened their own "museum." They think they can fool Normal people into believing their revisionist history. Thankfully, we have the Holy Bible to guide us in such matters. :innocent:

Quote:

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;



Jack O'fagan 03-04-2013 06:52 AM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
They don't need a museum, a plaque on a wall would do it.

'We spat in the face of sweet baby Jesus because we wanted bum sex. '


YIC

Jack

JustBeatMe 03-04-2013 09:58 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
JAPANESE RAPE PORNOGRAPHY LINK REMOVED

BelieverInGod 03-04-2013 10:03 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Yeah, I'm not falling for the porn links from sick twisted unsaved trash.

JustBeatMe 03-04-2013 10:13 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 983522)
Yeah, I'm not falling for the porn links from sick twisted unsaved trash.

You don't even know what is in the video, right?

turdbear 03-04-2013 10:15 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
What was the vid? As these people so kindly point out every time I say anything, my eyeballs don't work, so all I get is the audio.

BelieverInGod 03-04-2013 10:28 PM

Re: A Lesson from the Past - Homosexuals Should Be Treated Like Lepers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBeatMe (Post 983527)
You don't even know what is in the video, right?

Don't care, if it comes from you it's either a computer virus or porn. you sick twisted piece of trash.


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