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Mary Etheldreda 01-01-2014 04:25 AM

What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
Apparently, this idea of Evolution has inspired all kinds of fantastic and impossible ideas. What they don't want you to know is how fantastic and stupid some of their ideas have been! Look what they've been hiding in their Evolutionist Museums back in the collections where only Darwinists who take an oath to Satan can see. If people knew this was the kind of foolishness being peddled in our educational system and shoved down the throats of school children, there would be mass outrage.

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"Firefly Men" were expected to evolve once Evolutionists learned about cell secretion like fat or perspiration.
According to one Darwinist who is now dead and tormented by Satan,
"Theoretically there is nothing to prevent men from producing light; it would be very useful, too."




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Fish-Men would be the next advancement of human evolution, according to some
Evolutionist sources. Apparently, when humanity supposedly "over-populated" the earth,
they would start to evolve gills to relocate entire societies underwater.




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Insect-Men would evolve to have six or eight legs,
which would make them good guides and mountain climbers since the conquering Mt. Everest.




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An Octopus-Man would make a fine policeman or soldier, said one Darwinist,
because "it would be useless to try to escape from them."




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Electric-Men evolving the power to channel electric current would "save" the world
from dependence upon oil. This irony is particularly delicious since creation scientists
have shown how oil disproves evolution.

Bob4God 01-02-2014 11:27 PM

Re: What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
Atheists, in a ceaseless quest to justify all manner or sin and debauchery, will use evolution at every turn to attempt to tell children that rebellion against CHRIST is natural.

What next?

We could evolve needles in our fingers so we could just suck up heroin?

Maybe negroes turned dark so nobody could watch them steal?

I suppose the gays will evolve some thing in their butts that makes sodomy feel good.

It's disgusting.

Bobby-Joe 01-03-2014 12:59 AM

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I would love to hear a Darwinist explain away why we don't have electric lights in our heads or third arms. Funny how they always have a naturalistic explanation for everything.

Pastor Ezekiel 01-03-2014 01:07 AM

Re: What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
Atheist all say crazy things. I can defeat any atheist in a debate, any day of the week. :preach:


rightbehindyou 01-03-2014 06:55 PM

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Can someone please explain to me how humens and chimps are not related at all? I mean besides the fact they can't talk, there isn't really any differences.
Also the bible dates sre incorrect. The bible says we humens started in the garden of eden, approximately 1000 years before the bible was written. But cave art and archalogical digs have found items such as an arrowhead that dates back farther than the bible describes.

Billy Bob Jenkins 01-03-2014 07:12 PM

Re: What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
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Originally Posted by rightbehindyou (Post 1053085)
Can someone please explain to me how humens and chimps are not related at all? I mean besides the fact they can't talk, there isn't really any differences.
Also the bible dates sre incorrect. The bible says we humens started in the garden of eden, approximately 1000 years before the bible was written. But cave art and archalogical digs have found items such as an arrowhead that dates back farther than the bible describes.

Human beings have souls. Chimps do not. There is no greater difference conceivable.

There is no way to prove that isotopic decay is real. God allows Satan to influence subatomic particles to test our faith. You failed, because your mind has been clouded by hate for your own Creator.

If you made the arbitrary leap of faith that Jesus commanded, this would all be very obvious to you.

Mary Etheldreda 01-03-2014 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rightbehindyou (Post 1053085)
Can someone please explain to me how humens and chimps are not related at all? I mean besides the fact they can't talk, there isn't really any differences.

Don't let Darwin make a money out of you, too!


rightbehindyou 01-03-2014 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 1053088)
Human beings have souls. Chimps do not. There is no greater difference conceivable.

There is no way to prove that isotopic decay is real. God allows Satan to influence subatomic particles to test our faith. You failed, because your mind has been clouded by hate for your own Creator.

If you made the arbitrary leap of faith that Jesus commanded, this would all be very obvious to you.

And you are right. They can't prove it.
But they prove how the sun was made, how to earth was created when thousands of meteorites clumped together. And what about the Earths internal heat? Obviously it is decaying radioactive rocks. And i hate to say that you never disagreed with my dating periods.

Basilissa 01-03-2014 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rightbehindyou (Post 1053085)
Can someone please explain to me how humens and chimps are not related at all? I mean besides the fact they can't talk, there isn't really any differences.

We were created separately.

Genesis 1:24-26
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

See? We were created in a separate verse.

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Also the bible dates sre incorrect. The bible says we humens started in the garden of eden, approximately 1000 years before the bible was written. But cave art and archalogical digs have found items such as an arrowhead that dates back farther than the bible describes.
If the archeological data contradict the Bible, then the data are wrong. It's really that simple.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 01-04-2014 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1053109)
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If the archeological data contradict the Bible, then the data are wrong. It's really that simple.

Amen, Sister.

Science is wonderful...as long as it does not contradict the ultimate authority on science...The Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

Once the conclusions arrived at by science disagree with God's Word, then that is a telltale sign that the science is bad and should be discarded.

Radiometric dating relies on the silly assumption that radioactive decay is constant over time. Since the dates arrived at by such methods are far too great when compared to the Word of God, then we know radioactive decay was much greater in the past.

The internal heat of the Earth is also very easy to explain...it is the result of the heat of hellfire.

It is quite amusing the contrivances science must come up with in their effort to remove God from the glory of Creation. That all the inane hypotheses and formulations are able to fool the masses who spit in God's face just amazes me. The casting off of reason that is required to blindly follow the teachings of science is maddening to those of us who can see that what God says is the ultimate truth.

God clearly tells us how and why we are here. We need only read it and accept it to be informed. B)

Billy Bob Jenkins 01-04-2014 06:41 AM

Re: What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
Every time they find a new fossil, a new missing link appears. Thus far, the number of missing links has consistently equaled the number of fossils plus one. This is the hand of God making sure that Satan's lies do not get out of control.

Basilissa 01-04-2014 09:38 PM

Re: What Evolutionists Don't Want You To See
 
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD (Post 1053196)
The internal heat of the Earth is also very easy to explain...it is the result of the heat of hellfire.

I know, right? Scientists like to talk about Occam's razor, yet they fail to understand that gates to hell are much simpler and more logical explanation for the existance of volcanoes than some weird mantles, tectonic plates, and hotspots.

The gate to hell with a sinner soul in it:
http://media.digitalcameraworld.com/...irmundsson.png


Another gate to hell:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nn9mFJgyK9...an-520x390.jpg


Ridiculous scientific explanation for the existence of hotspot volcanoes (like Hawaii):
http://volcano.oregonstate.edu/vwdoc...s_Hot_spot.gif

Pastor Ezekiel 01-04-2014 09:52 PM

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The scienticians don't want us to know that they discovered the entrance to hell in communist Russia, because they are controlled by joos. :angry:


Persecuted Craig 01-06-2014 03:56 PM

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It seems likely to me that evilutionists are constantly trying to brainwash the masses of innocent children in their secular mind-control factories with ideas of Man being descended from the orangutan-monkey to justify the obvious and mutual lust that evilutionists share with orangutans.

Many are familiar with the seductive nature of the orangutan and the uncontrollable desire of atheists and evolutionist-Satan-worshipers to 'bang' or 'shag' or whatever these freaks call their perverted practices. I know and have seen the pictures that prove for a time the great Clint Eastwood, among others, was even taken in by their ways.

Clint is clearly in a much better and grounded state of mind these days, thankfully.

Exodus 22:19
Quote:

19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.


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