Christians Drop Bibles on North Korea
Praise Jesus, because the evil spectre of communism is about to end. And I hope everyone will pray for THIS Christian group who are doing the muscle work. :pray:
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If you ask me, like Iraq, North Korea is another country in desperate need of democracy. The natives might resist due to years of brainwashing by Kim Jong's fascist propaganda machines poisoning their minds. This is why we should never ask "consent" before occupying a foreign country. We're the United States and we know best. It's as simple as that. Even if people don't think they need our help, they really do, they just don't know it yet. After a few years of democracy (encouraged by friendly carpet bombings, ICBMs, assault forces, chemical weapons, etc.) Those brain washed North Koreans will be singing praise to Jesus and Godly USA. |
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Hopefully this will lead to nuclear war, so Jesus can come back.
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This air drop of Bibles is one of the biggest events ever. The Cold War of religion is about to be won by Christians.
What are the atheists going to do, air drop copies of the Communist Manifesto?? :D |
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I hope they read the Bibles and don't just eat them.
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I considered North Korea:
The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on." The Original Leader created the citizen's world. The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work. In North Korea, three people who all have the same idea “Juche” are united as one. In North Korea you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible. In North Korea, the leader knows everything. In North Korea, the Leader is the wisest person ever. In North Korea, the leader made everything possible. In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good. North Korea believes that only they have the answer to life. North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies. North Korea sees itself as persecuted. North Korea suffers famine and disease. North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies North Korea has no free elections. In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader In North Korea, people who rebel are executed or sent to prison camps. In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed. In North Korea, you thank the leader every day for what he has done for you In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand it properly. These people are in need of Christianity: what a wonderful change it will be for them. |
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I would love to see the look of awe-struck wonder on the faces of the gooks
when a bible landed in their lap. :chinese: Ahhhh soooo! GWORY HAWAWUAYA! It will be sure to make believers out of them! |
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I have this picture in my head of a smiling North Korean family in their cozy yurt with Dad reading from their new Bible. :innocent:
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http://images6.fanpop.com/image/phot...39-499-366.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8243/8...37d87824_z.jpg "Herro prease! Can I has Jesus now?" :giggle: |
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Some of those Bibles might float on and go over to the Chinamen in China or even Tibet, where they have a different lind of Chinaman, the real squinty kind. They have a lot of wrinkles, too; more than the usual Chinamen.
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Glory! Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.(Psalm 150:2) Pastor Ed |
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I've heard of North Korea, but I don't know much about it.
I think it's that country where people live in yurts and burn yak dung. If I'm correct, learning from Christians how to cook on a stove and start a business will be the best thing that ever happened to them. |
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They have atomic bombs and missiles to shoot them with and they like to threaten the other Chinamen into feeding them. They are actually, taken as a whole, among the most successful armed robbers anywhere around China, at least since the Mongols. Their victims actually deliver the food. It is sort of like calling the local Dominoes Pizza and threatening to come down there and shoot the Chef if they don't deliver a few hundred dollars to the robber's home, where he is watching wrestling on the big screen TV, and then the Dominoes man shows up in thirty minutes or less with the cash and a pizza. We have to keep a sharp eye on them and pray the Lord that they are unable to come up with greater range for their missiles. It may be best to just go on and wipe them out with our own atomic bombs first, just to be on the safe side. I don't see what use they are if we never use any of them. |
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Hopefully the Bibles are written in the true Language of God, (American) If it's in Korean most will still be Heathens even after they read it.
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If they were written in those chicken scratches the chinks call writing, how would anyone know what they said? :huh: |
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Korean is the book of the Godless Muslims! If we wanted them To read the Korean we would have dropped copies of the Korean on them. We burn copies of the Korean!
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I think the Bible Drop is already starting to pay off. Our friend, Dennis Rodman, is in North Korea right now.
You can see from the link he has had several opportunities to talk to North Korea's popular leader, Kim Jong Un, about Jesus. There can be no doubt Dennis is turning up the heat. Here's my take on that place. If we continue the Bible Drops, the North Korean electorate will slowly swing Christian and Kin Jong Un will have to accept Jesus to win reelection: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/ba...icle-1.1554625 |
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One thing I've learned is that politics are the same everywhere.
In the U. S. when someone says they are going to run for office, opponents start nasty rumors. Same in North Korea. The Ultimate Leader, Kim Jong Un, says he is planning on running for a second term, opponents start a rumor he drinks too much. On and on it goes: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/12...ng-executions/ |
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This very well could be the end of the menace known as communism as we know it in that vile country.
Too bad America is headed down the same path.:( |
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Glory Glory GLORY! I have wonderful news on this project, Brothers and sisters! Shout GLORY!!! :yahoo:
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There are so many little yellow people 80 can be quickly replaced. But it will be expensive to replace 80 Bibles in North Korea. |
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