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Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. |
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Proverbs 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Not even bothering to quote from the true Gospel, just pointing out you can't even manage to live by the teachings of the ancient camel herders that you follow. |
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My general dislike for insects that bring pestilence is soundly supported in the Word. Exodus 10:12-15 And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left. And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts. And the locust went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such. For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.[/quote] It's only natural that they should be the stars in a child's passion play. |
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You really should read the true Gospel, it has a lot more laughs in it, much more entertaining to read... For example: It’s not known exactly what occurred during this time of Noah and the Pirates, but enough historical texts have survived through the years to get a rough picture of the events that transpired. Noah, alone except for his animals/ballast, propelled by jealousy and maybe a group of talking seals, set forth in search of Pastafarians. Unfortunately for Noah, he found one of the most bad-ass Pirate ships around, and started talking way too much smack. The Pastafarians, being above all peaceful, and maybe drunk, ignored his verbal abuse. It was only when Noah, ever the dick, physically attacked the Pastafarian ship by hurling from his bow the pointiest of animals (Possibly these were porcupines. Also, some scholars believe that Noah might have hurled stab-rabbits, a since extinct species of rabbit possessing weaponlike points all over its body. Despite their love of sex, the stab-rabbits ultimately went extinct because they could not bring themselves to go through with copulation, the pain being too great – much like modern-day men who are married to fatties.) that the Pastafarians took notice. We are told that the largest, scariest of the Pastafarians swam, or maybe just jumped, from ship to ship – they were that powerful – and confronted Noah.RAmen |
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1. wrong, rape isnt viking, its voldtægt in danish.
2. wrong 3. wrong 4. what? oh wrong again 5. wrong wrong wrong 6. nope that was the swedes, just call one from there. 7. are you sure it wasnt a tv show from USA? 8. wrong again. So what did this tell us? christians in this forum are far far far away from the real world, time to wake up. Oh and the danish flag is red and white. And we are the world happiest place on earth, just google or youtube that and you will see. Is the bible really this old? this is how stupid ppl was like 2000 years ago. |
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Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!
How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid? Let me point out a few things you got wrong, just a few dont have all day... Wrong flag Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants Pippi Longstockings is swedish. Rape is a serious crime in Denmark, punishable by about 6-8 years in prison Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers... Sincerely Yours :) The Danish Guy! |
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If vikings were nothing but traders, then why were they feared so much? I was raised in the days of door to door salesmen, we didn't fear these merchants. |
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Go read some other book than the bible you ignorant dimwitt...
New discoveries show that the vikings mainly traded, however they did also raid churches and the like... What do you care about them raiding Catholic churches? and additional correction to one the posts here... The Vikings DID go to significant places, France, England, The Americas, Italy... Yes, thats right the Vikings discovered the Americas... And btw... aint it just great to know that some of you have Viking ancestors? |
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1. Vikings were also swedes and norwegians 2. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets even though every cartoon depicts them with horns. It is because of the people in England. They were afraid when the vikings raided them and began to make stories that they would use to scare little children. INCLUDING the idea that vikings were mainly a warrior-like people. 3. Vikings WERE traders AND raiders, though mostly traders. One theory about their reasons for rading were of the women they could kidnap from England or other countries. Women were a rare merchandise in scandinavia back in the viking age ;) |
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Indeed, that is one of the more common views on Americans...
Vikings did indeed rape, but a lot of these stories were also made up by the English, Because often the Vikings were respectlable, well dressed men, so the women chose to leave with them. Pity it watered down our noble blood... Moving on to Pippi... She is a real character created by Astrid Lindgren, a swedish author. Here is the proof if you want to see it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking and sorry, but hell is a real place, it does not exist... only in the bible which is pure fiction... sorry |
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Stop talking nonsense and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible! |
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Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word! I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible. Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven :innocent: or hell :sinner:? |
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