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Bjorn Jensen

09-05-2012 06:06 PM

Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

Creationist actor Chuck Norris is probably the only sane mane in Hollywood

Little Donkey

09-06-2012 03:46 PM

Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 927234)

Creationist actor Chuck Norris is probably the only sane mane in Hollywood

I'm confused. He told us to vote for God and country. Does Chuck realize the choice is between a Muslim and a Mormon?

Bobby-Joe

09-06-2012 04:11 PM

Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

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Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 927434)

I'm confused. He told us to vote for God and country. Does Chuck realize the choice is between a Muslim and a Mormon?

What does that Romney have to do with this? I am voting for Ryan. He has blue eyes you know.

Rev. M. Rodimer

09-06-2012 05:28 PM

Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 927439)

What does that Romney have to do with this? I am voting for Ryan. He has blue eyes you know.

But he's a Papist. :thumbdown:

I'm voting for Jesus. :thumbsup:

Bobby-Joe

09-06-2012 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 927488)

But he's a Papist. :thumbdown:

I'm voting for Jesus. :thumbsup:

Nonsense, no Paptist ever ran a marathon under three hours like Ryan did.

Mary Etheldreda

09-06-2012 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 927499)

Nonsense, no Paptist ever ran a marathon under three hours like Ryan did.

Not only is he fast, he knows what women want.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/a18/bf8...ine-469594.jpg

Bag of bad creepers

09-06-2012 07:38 PM

Re: Chuck Norris makes a Godly statement

Paul Ryan is certainly very handsome. I am also very impressed with him for having once dated an Aftican American. Shows that he is not racist. Obviously a family man, too, and devoted to his beautiful family.

If only he was NOT Republican.... SIGH.

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