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All Australians Are Drunks

THIS is further proof of what I was saying in my Sermon last week: ALL Austrians are alcoholic drunks. When they visit our fair shores, they are ALWAYS going to get into trouble, then blame someone else for their shenanigans. This degenerate is claiming that some "unknown assailants" kidnapped him and beat him up and robbed him. My guess is that he got drunk (that part is not a guess), picked up some Samoan queers, and got to be the party ewe. :thumbdown:

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Australian pro golfer reportedly kidnapped, beaten up in Hawaii

HONOLULU -- An Australian golfer was reportedly kidnapped, beaten, robbed and dropped off near a wine bar in Hawaii on Friday night after missing the cut at the Sony Open.

The Golf Channel reported Saturday that during the Sony Open telecast Robert Allenby was in a wine bar Friday night when he became separated from his caddie and a friend from Australia. With his left eye bruised and swollen shut, Allenby was unable to remember anything except being dumped in a gutter near a park of homeless people.

"You think...that happens in the movie, not real life," Allenby told The Associated Press by phone Sunday. "I'm just happy to be alive."

Allenby posted a photo to his private Facebook account showing a bloodied scrape on his forehead and the bridge of his nose. He said that came from being tossed from the trunk of a car. He said the bruise on his left eye must have come from being beaten in the car.

"I don't know what they hit me with between the eyeballs, whether a fist or a baseball bat," he said. "Whatever it was, it hurts."

Allenby missed the Sony Open cut and then went to Amuse Wine Bar in Honolulu on Friday night. He had been to the bar earlier in the week, thought it was a trendy spot and wanted to try the restaurant. Allenby remembers having dinner, a few glasses of red wine and that was about it.

"There was a couple of hours where I was out cold," Allenby said.

Even after he returned to the bar on Saturday with police and watched tape from a surveillance camera that showed him leaving with four people, he doesn't know who they were or even leaving the bar. Allenby said he has no recollection until getting kicked and prodded by homeless people searching for whatever he had left.

Allenby said his wallet, cash, driver's license, PGA Tour badge and cellphone were taken. All he had on him in the gutter were two receipts, the American Express card to pay for dinner that he put loosely in his pockets and a watch.

He said the receipt showed that he paid for dinner at 10:06 p.m. Friday, and paid for the wine at 10:48. He said the restaurant closed at 11 p.m.

Allenby said he was checked out by the doctors, but he did not have a blood test to determine if he was drugged.

"I did ask to get a blood test, but they said it was probably out of your system," he said.

The Honolulu Police Department did not return repeated calls from The Associated Press, but CBS affiliate KGMB reported that the HPD would be classifying the case as a second-degree robbery.

The image of Allenby's face, which he posted to Facebook, was a jarring image in the middle of a golf tournament. Webb Simpson ran into Allenby went he got back to the hotel last night.

"I could believe what happened to him," Simpson said.

Allenby said surveillance cameras showed his friend Anthony Puntoriero talking to someone in the bar.

"I think that was a decoy, a distraction," Allenby said. "I went to the bathroom, came out of the bathroom and was told that Anthony had left and was downstairs waiting for me. I go downstairs and then, bang! They knock me out and take me six or seven miles away."

He said the tape showed one man put a hand on Allenby's shoulder.

"I seriously don't even remember meeting these people," he said. "That's what is weird. All I know is that I was walking very quietly with them and normal. It didn't make any sense at all."

Allenby said a homeless woman told him he was thrown out of the car, but the ordeal wasn't over just yet. He said several homeless were "kicking me to see if I was alive, and then trying to steal everything else from me."

He said a man who said he was in the Army came to his aid. Instead of calling an ambulance or the police, Allenby said he wanted to go back to the Kahala Resort at Waialae Country Club because "I just wanted to be in a safe place."

Allenby said he called daughter Lily, who turned 13 on Saturday, and she was sobbing.

He said his body felt fine except for the swollen left eye and scrapes on his face. He was hoping to make his flight Sunday night to Los Angeles, and then he would decide if he was fit to play the Humana Challenge next week in La Quinta, California.

Allenby has 22 wins worldwide, including four on the PGA Tour, the last one in 2001. He has played in the Presidents Cup six times.

"I'm still shaking, still scared," he said. "It's just so surreal, just amazing. How does that happen to me? I went from one area where I could have died to another area where I got dumped and homeless people are trying to mug me even more. Sometimes we're all naive. We only think this happens in the movies."

Mark my words, this lowlife will be confessing within a week. If he can remember what he did, that is.

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Australians differ but little from Canadians. Their tribes are essentially the same godless wretches. If they had any sense, they'd stay away from Hawaii and leave it to the Chinamen from Japan. I don't think there's a single Christian on that whole continent. No White man is safe there, not even Americans.

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I can't understand why America bothers with that God-forsaken hole. They should leave it to the savages. Hawaii is famous for only a few things.
The savages there murdered Captain James Cook (the Englishman who discovered the east coast of Australia) in 1779.
http://libweb5.princeton.edu/visual_...ring-thumb.jpg
If the USA hadn't bothered with it, the Japs could have bombed Pearl Harbour all they wanted, and it wouldn't have drawn America into the war.
http://www.brooksart.com/Mthunder.jpg
The native men are bears who wear flowers around their necks. Here's one in a toga costume:
http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x...9-31078-69.jpg

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/viewpost.gif ..tossed from the trunk of a car. He said the bruise on his left eye must have come from being beaten in the car.

"I don't know what they hit me with between the eyeballs, whether a fist or a baseball bat," he said. "Whatever it was, it hurts."

Allenby missed the Sony Open cut

but not due to being unconscious or anything because he..

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/viewpost.gif ..then went to Amuse Wine Bar in Honolulu

That's real enthusiasm. Whacked with a baseball bat, tossed out from a moving vehicle, miss the golf tournament, straight on to the next venue. One might wonder, "Why?"

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/viewpost.gif He had been to the bar earlier in the week, thought it was a trendy spot

:fail:

Perhaps there is something wrong with me? but doesn't "trendy" signify something a bit milder in reception committees?
Fewer baseball bats.
Less blood.
No mugging.
More cake.

http://www.weightwatchers.com/images...es_306_600.jpg

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http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x...9-31078-69.jpg
What a hideous phallocarp that savage is sporting, brother!

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Not to mention that they still use the English flag, redcoat traitors :thumbdown:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Da5PJKzYYX..._stateFLAG.gif

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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1130554)

Not to mention that they still use the English flag, redcoat traitors :thumbdown:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Da5PJKzYYX..._stateFLAG.gif

Though we do use the Union Jack on our flag the photo you have posted is not ours. for future reference our flag looks like this

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You don't read anything, do you?
You don't read the Bible, you didn't even read this thread, did you?
If you had, you would have known Brother Ex-Viking was talking about the Hawaiian flag.
Everyone knows the Australian flag looks like
http://www.mch.govt.nz/files/images/nz-flag.jpg

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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer (Post 1130578)

Brother farmer,

Thank you for being so patient with unsaved sinners.

I found some extremely disturbing information regarding the future of the Austrian flag. A very reliable source (I cannot disclose his identity as he is heavily persecuted because of his Biblical worldview) tells me that any day now they are going to replace the traditional one with this abomination!

http://www.pozible.com/uploads/07-2013/1374471023.png

This will lead to more and more sodomy in the Austrian (in)continent. And this is not all. I also read the lyrics of the Austrian National Anthem "Walzing Matilda". It is written in the Austrian language that has some similarities to American but the vocabulary is mostly aboriginal. Second verse:

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in its tucker bag
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Now, I've learned that "billabong" is a pond. The "swagman" is a retard sodomistic atheist hobo. The "jumbuck" is a seductive sheep. Thus: The sheep came to drink at the pond and the retard hobo merrily grabbed it for fornication. Then the retard hobo is described shoving his tallowhacker into the unsuspecting animal's cooter/rectum.

That, my Brethren, is Austria. Alcoholism, bestiality and the sodomistic flag.

Ezekiel 6:11
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Smite with thine hand, and stamp with thy foot, and say, Alas for all the evil abominations of the house of Israel! for they shall fall by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence.

We will soon see this arid continent overtaken by these punishments. I'd be surprised to see more than 5-10 Austrians surviving until rapture when Jesus starts His massive operation against this nation. Glory!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

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Apparently river boats use variants

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but as far as I know there is no access to Hawaii without extreme ocean detours. Similarly for Ljubljana.

Any captain may attempt this in his cups but the river boats I've seen are unlikely to weather ocean crossings. Indeed with substantial rainfall they won't even clear the bridges! If you're on a river cruise, try to get a teetotal captain which is unlikely so DON'T RISK IT if your vessel is approaching the river mouth JUMP OFF. It's probably not that deep and even if it is the bank won't be too far away, certainly much closer than the Pitcairn Islands - if you even made it half way, which I doubt. Check the flags before boarding. Pitcairn's flag HAS NO STIPES. If you see one, the captain is certainly under the sauce and going to attempt the crossing.

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