Reasons my daughter's period could be late?
Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:
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Stress.
She needs to pray more. Jesus is always the answer, whatever the question. |
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Catholicism. It is well-known that the Papists canonize females who do not eat. Quote:
It is equally well-known that without adequate fat the woman ceases to menstruate. Ergo, the Papist saints defiled the Lord by withholding nourishment, failing their periods and thus insulted Genesis 1:289 in a most grievous manner. They desecrated their lower life-form bodies opposing the Will of Jesus! 1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? Jesus owns their bodies. The female body is a punishment that must be carried with obedience and fear (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Ever since the first and almost worst sin (genesis 3:6) the female body has been submitted to the unsolvable dilemma. On one hand there is the bulky and fat and aesthetically displeasing obese woman with ample menstruation and good opportunities for begetting (1 Timothy 2:15). On the other hand we have the visually more pleasing thin figure that, however, loses its Salvation opportunities by failing to ovulate. This is all because of Genesis 3:6 and will be only resolved (and only for True Christian™ fecund females) in Heaven (Galatians 3:28). It is quite plausible that our Heavenly Body will be the more pleasing male body. Please check is your daughter has a rosary. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Excellent point, esteemed Brother Doctor Professor White! If the girl has been starving herself, perhaps Sister Mary needs to pray for Jesus to increase her daughter's appetite so that she starts filling out.
Let us know if your daughter starts to plump up, Sister. It will be one more clear example of how faithful Jesus is to answer prayer. |
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Teenage defiance. Or a desire not to be unclean, so that she can continue to meet with her friends rather than be confined for 7 days. Maybe you should lock her up for 7 days regardless - give her some wool and knitting needles to knit a sweater or something. I bet she starts bleeding pretty soon.
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I have a spinning wheel and some nice dyed wool and would be happy to send it around. Let me know whether your Husband would prefer her to have it all spun together or I can keep them seperate so she can knit up an attractive pattern.
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Well, Jesus has to return in some form. I know Revelation says is other way, but it also can be possible that Jesus threw fake news there just not to alert the enemies.
He says he comes one way, he comes in other way... surprise!!! Take it Satan!!! It can be possible that an angel has visited your sister, and she is afraid to tell you because God told her to not say a word about it. You know how God is when he gets angry (flooding, anyone?) |
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Thank you for the advice, my dear brothers and sisters. As you can imagine, Mr. Etheldreda and I have been quite upset by this revelation of disobedience. We've decided to keep her in our eyesight at all times until our prayers have been answered. This makes it a bit uncomfortable, for example to attend to calls of nature, but such is the life of a devoted parent. Furthermore, she'll bear her belly area to us each and every day for inspection so we can attend to any weight gain or loss as it occurs. She's lost all privileges, such as music, her 20 minutes on the computer, or sitting in chairs or sleeping in a bed. Physical correction has been increased and will escalate as necessary. Thank you most of all for your prayers. I feel a bit more empowered because of them.
God Bless. |
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How old is she? Have you checked for pcos? Is she normally irregular? If she's a teen it's normal to skip once or twice. I didn't became regular until about 21. If she looked like she gained or lost weight that could be it too as with body changed it cause your functioning to go at of wack. Does she have normally heavy painful periods? Does she complain about a sore stomach most days? Excessive acne? With pcos your cycles will be unpredictable. |
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The only way you'll know is if you do a pregnancy test. |
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Maybe God is holding it back to test your faith, Sister.
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Really, if you don't intend to kill the child, just wait and you will find if you are pregnant or not. God will give you the usual signs. Pregnancy tests are for impatient baby killers. Those liberal democrats cannot hold their need to massacre unborn humans, so they need the pregnancy tests. |
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Otherwise if the status is unknown she can cause risk to the baby early on and cause a miscarriage. She can always take her daughter to one of those prolife centers masking as women's family planning centers to get tested. But hurr de Durr god doesn't like science so let's risk both mother and child because liberals love abortion. |
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I refuse. The LORD is my Refuge. In JESUS' NAME I REBUKE ANY PREGNANCY! |
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As much as we like to cling to faith God has given us the ability to solve our own problems and heal our sickness. A pregnancy test won't lead to abortion. My family is very prolife. My sister when she was pregnant went to this one center ran by a local church to get tested. I'm not saying take her to planned Parenthood I'm saying know now before she begins to hide it. Because trust me if you continue to act irrationally she will find ways to hide it. As much as you love to cling to the idea that you can watch her forever you honestly can't . Heck you don't even have to bring her to a center you can buy a test and do it at home. I'm not saying abortion is okay or should be done but I'm saying find out now so you can plan ahead. A pregnancy test isn't a dance with Satan it's finding out the answer your desperately seeking it's knowing what is wrong. As much as you rebuke it...it could ultimately be God's will as to whether she is or isn't. Why not find out the extent of God's will now so that way you know? Or are you too prideful to risk the life an unborn child just for the sake of keeping up godly appearances? Yet my pleas to reason will fall on deaf ears. Maybe this is god exerting his will for all the times you claimed to speak for him just to remind you whose really in charge. Heh It'd be kind of ironic maybe if the baby was born autistic for the sins of the parents. I'll consult my tarot I'm pretty accurate in my readings. I confirmed the sex of one my friends children. I'll get back too you if you refuse to listen to reason. |
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