Would CORRECTIVE RAPE be considered adultery?
Guys, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. Last night my best friend called me and was in a state of extreme distress. Apparently his daughter sat Gary and his wife down and told them she was a lesbian and in a relationship with another woman. My heart sank, the greatest nightmare a True Christian™ parent can face. :(
Then Gary put me on the spot; before they disown her and kick her out of the house, he wants me to rape his daughter to cure her of her abomination. Despite her being a damned queer, they still love her and would prefer to put her back straight. As much as I would like to help my friend out, I am married. However, is corrective rape really adultery? Quote:
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I guess I need some advice my friends, what would you do in my position? |
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First of all start acting in a proper and proportional way.
If it was a boy that had the gayeez it would be much worse on two different levels. Firstly the loss of a son is much worse than the one of a mere girl. Secondly you mention that they discovered because she told them. That means she was not discovered by using man's clothes and, as far as the KJV is concerned, in the case of women it is the cross-dressing that is abomination. Now that we have made things clearer let us tackle the problem you present. It is but a misdemeanor that marriage will cure. And you are already married and in a country that does not allow more than a wife. Why do I mention that? Because I think your "friend" wants his 50 shekels and dump his troublesome daughter. She's probably a virgin if she's "in a relationship " with her BFF. And you'd have to marry her and pay the father. If she was about to start using men's clothes (and that would not happen had he canned her enough) your friend should find an upstanding single man that would correct her or, in case he couldn't find one, do it himself. Is it not the father's duty only over when the responsibility passes to the husband? So you must explain this to the father or just avoid them until she is no longer a virgin. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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If not, maybe you could try Craig's List? Hope that helps. YIC |
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Is there a Christian Craigs list? |
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Christian Classified :thumbsup: YIC |
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Who cares if a broomstick goes to the Lake of Fire? And when she later uses it for the house hold chores it will be a constant reminder of the Christian Love© her parents have for her. YIC |
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that would be some pages after Christian Gay Mariage |
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The point of the corrective rape is to get her to leave that bitch so who cares if it's adultery?
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The Godfrey house could use a good scrubbing since my wife passed. I would be more than willing to rape this young woman, provided she is a hard worker and a good cook. I just got the payoff from my wife's life insurance so the fifty shekels won't be a problem. I just don't want to get stuck with another lemon.
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PRAISE THE LORD! |
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True rape requires a male member to effectivly return this devient to proper society. |
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I went to bat for you and Gary has agreed to have you perform the corrective rape and then marry her:thumbsup:. Technically his daughter is a virgin, so this could be a new start for you - a new wife & family!! Now he has one stipulation; He requires a down payment of 25 shekels up front, and 25 upon completion of the corrective rape. Now as chance would have it, she's started her unclean time so she is locked in her Menstra-Hut™ for 7 days (in accordance with Leviticus 15:19). So we have 7 days to plan the wedding (if you so choose to accept). Nothing too fancy, I'll talk to Pastor Ezekiel to see when he is free to perform the ceremony. So Brother, do you accept this glorious offer??:yes: |
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And I'm a bit concerned about you trying to palm her off on Brother Godfly. Okay, he offered, but he DID say he doesn't want to get stuck with another lemon. I will pray for everyone concerned, except the BFF. YiC AW :jesus: |
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