The Judas Cradle as Aversion Therapy for Sodomites?
Although the advanced homersexual might actually incorporate such a device into his daily regieme of sadomasochistic ass-play, the entry level pillow-biter could benefit from a few discreet treatments with the Cradle, administered in a controlled environment by a True Christian mentor, of course. Homers have become so desensitized to sin, that it becomes necessary to up the ante from time to time in order to impress upon them the depth of Christ's Love!
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Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out. They would be praying for a quick death and wanting the easy way out. Just like that coward Judas did, :thumbdown: Matthew 27:5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. YIC Jack |
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No, I think I would work fine. It's just a case of keeping the tension on the ropes correct. There may be some mistakes but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
YIC Jack |
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