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Viggo B. Kristoffersen 08-22-2010 07:06 AM

Stars we'll meet in Heaven
 
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Strongly inspired by BibleThumpinBlondes wonderful thread ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!I found myself wondering how many famous and well known people have actually earned their ticket to Heaven by now.
It's very hard to find any "stars" who have lived a perfect Christian life, but I guess some gets close enough.
I am very curious to hear your opinion on this subject, so I hope that you will ad your favorite Heaven Bound "Star" in this thread.

Personal I believe that Governor Sarah Palin will find a place next to Jesus when she leave this world. Remember, she is the one who made this very true and poetic statement:

"The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too."

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Sara Palin protecting our Christian Rights

BelieverInGod 08-22-2010 07:27 AM

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John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

Those two are off the top of my head.

Lydia 08-22-2010 07:32 AM

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From what I've been reading on here, there may not be very many "famous" people in Heaven, but I am fairly new to this wonderful site, so I may not be the most knowledgable when it comes to certain topics.

Petal 08-22-2010 09:00 AM

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Mr.Kirk Cameron not be in heavens yet but he be heavens on earth, :blushroll: an he gonna go to heavens when he die cuz of his services to creationisms -_-

here be a pickture of him whens he were a young scientists, :) but before he began studyings them bananas an stuff

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...irkCameron.jpg



an here be a pickture of him learnin folk all abouts the crocoduck, an how the crocoduck prove that evolutions not be true, yay!


when i get to heavens an be a angels, i gonna ask lord Jesus to autograff one wings, an Mr.Kirk to autograff the other wings :wub:

that Mr.Kirk ---> :smartass: :angel:<---that me


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Howzat 08-22-2010 09:53 AM

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I care not who I meet in Heaven.

For all who are there are Stars in the eyes of the Lord.

darkflame 08-22-2010 11:49 AM

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i hope Randy Blythe is there that would be awesome

Cranky Old Man 08-22-2010 01:40 PM

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My father, who is in Heaven for sure.

Oakland "Reb" Griner 08-22-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 584830)
John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

Those two are off the top of my head.


Boy, you have that right about Nancy! Her dabbling in witchcraft and trying to destroy her Godly husbands Holy work is going to get her burned, and burned bad, in the fiery bowels of HELL! Joan Quigley nearly succeeded in putting Satan right there in the Oval Office with Ron Reagan!

Did you know there was an evil Catholic senorita that kept John Wayne from enlisting in the military in World War 2? Seems like Satan sends these slatterns and trollops and Wiccans to subvert the good works of many Godly men.

We must remain vigilant.

Viggo B. Kristoffersen 08-22-2010 05:51 PM

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How about this young American Patriot®? I know Bill O'Reilly isn't perfect, among other things he had the nerve to criticise Westboro Baptist Church in one of his programs. But I believe the sum of his work would add up to a place in heaven.

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/...ake-081308.jpg
You've been more than fair to the funny-bunny lefties!!!

Sister Christina 08-22-2010 11:41 PM

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Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country. :lex_12:
Also, she is quite beautiful.

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2002/11/09/pia.jpg

Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country. :loveshower:

Brother Harold Porter 08-22-2010 11:41 PM

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I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

Praise Christ!

Billy Bob Jenkins 08-22-2010 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter (Post 585349)
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

Praise Christ!

First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!

I am also loooking forward to meeting Kirk Cameron. He has been my idol since I was a boy. What I admire most about him is his intelligence.

Levi Jones 08-23-2010 01:20 AM

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http://theslackdaily.typepad.com/pho...9/bibleman.jpg
The godly and illustrious Wille Aames formerly of Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge dressed as Bible Man. I can't wait to get his autograph as we sit together on the right hand of God in Heaven.

James Dewitt 08-23-2010 01:24 AM

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Fess Parker

Daisy Mae Johnson 08-23-2010 02:38 AM

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The beloved, GODLY and best President EVER, George W. Bush!

I hope he will sit next to me as I take my rightful place next to JESUS' right hand.

SHOUT GLORY!!!!!!!!!

Rev. Jim Osborne 08-23-2010 03:01 AM

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Most definitely, fellow True Christian™ Pat Robertson. I met Pat in the mid-70's and we've been good friends ever since. He's also a very wise man and I look up to him with much respect.


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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."

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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." – [Regarding the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010]"


Jedediah 08-23-2010 04:01 AM

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I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™ when:

(a) He began writing his regular column for World Net Daily in 2006, where he enunciates Real American™ ideals from the Heartland;

(b) He lent his support to Rev. Gov. Mike Huckabee - our current best bet for enacting Biblical Law in America - during his run for President of the USA in 2007 and 2008;

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/6780/original.jpg

(c) He and his help-meet made the following appearance on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson, where they discuss the Fair Tax, homeschooling their children, the Culture War, border security, tough love, and faith-based episodes of Walker Texas Ranger:



(d) He filmed the following infomercial advocating Bible-Based Curriculum in public schools:



(e) He gave the commencement address at Liberty University in 2008, where he discusses being "Hot for the LORD."



When you consider these incidences along with his guest-hosting for Sean Hannity, his appearances on TBN's "Praise the LORD", and his criticism of the queers in California for trying to undermine democracy, it is obvious that Chuck Norris is indeed a True Christian™ who will join us in Heaven for all eternity.

TC Patriot 08-23-2010 08:49 PM

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http://www.southdacola.com/blog/wp-c.../03/7536dl.jpg
Victoria Jackson is a shoe in along with Michelle Bachman, Sharon Angle, and of course Sister Sarah.

Forest Spirit 08-23-2010 10:13 PM

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I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to heaven

TC Patriot 08-23-2010 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest Spirit (Post 585933)
I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to HELL!

I took the liberty of fixing your typo.:lol:


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