Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!
 

Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!

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Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.

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1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither! SALVATION through FAITH in CHRIST!


2. Only athiests claim that eggs are bad for your heart!


3. JESUS! Hatching SALVATION since Easter Sunday, 33 AD.


I hope it was ok to put three. I couldn't decide which one I liked best.

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Bock, cluck, cluck, bock, bock, bock, bock.. I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes unto the Father, but by me.

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This caption will win the hearts of those non-English speaking inhumane Chinks:

"Y yu no love JESUS long time"

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If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent? Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him? Luke 11:11-13

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Isaiah 59:5
They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.

It doesn't make much sense to me but it mentions eggs and hatching B)

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"Be ye not yolked together with unbelievers..."

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Oh dear.

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Jesus: 2000 Years And Still Waiting.:lol:

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"Boo! CAUGHT you!"

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Jesus: Winning at Hide and Seek since 0

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Jesus can fix anything!

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Broken heart? Broken life? High cholesterol?

Let Jesus into your life!
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The Easter Bunny never brought anyone Salvation.


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They broke His Body, but He came back! You, too can be made whole again!

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It takes faith to see how this can be made whole again.

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You have to break a stubborn heart before you can know Jesus.

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Putting back together broken lives is His speciality.

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I break for Jesus!

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SHUT YOUR FILTHY KIKE MOUTH JOO! :furious:

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This is your brain on Jesus.

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Without Jesus you are but an empty shell.
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This could have been a chicken!
(Sponsored by the GOP)

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Just to be clear, is the prize a Hamite or a ham?

Servant Herbert.

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NO JELLY BEANS FOR YOU!!!
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