The Landover Baptist Church Forum

The Landover Baptist Church Forum (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumindex.php)
-   Landover Baptist Lounge (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=23)
-   -   What are you offended by right now? (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29141)

Captain James T. Kirk 09-21-2009 06:50 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedWitch (Post 402429)
I'm kind of offended that Kirk had to be in that movie at all (but it was great despite his presence). :P But I'm more offended that Winona Ryder found her way into that movie. Offended and confused. Am I the only one who thinks she was an odd choice? I don't think she had any business being in it.

The more you argue, the more I know you want a peek at the Captain's Log! Don't fight it, sweetcheeks. I've chased actual, wagging alien tail all over this galaxy, and the sooner you beam me up, the sooner I can wow you with my full warp nacelle! :lol:

WickedWitch 09-21-2009 09:23 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.

Captain James T. Kirk 09-21-2009 09:24 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedWitch (Post 402561)
I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.

That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended! :lol:

Bobby-Joe 09-21-2009 09:28 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk (Post 402562)
That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended! :lol:

I'd give you a infraction over their post but,..she is a witch after all. Well I suppose we can tolerate this as an example of how wiccan loves work and why no one decent should do it.

WickedWitch 09-21-2009 09:35 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm increasingly offended by the implications that I'm gay and/or attracted to that poor excuse for a Star Fleet Captain. Neither are true.

JennyD 09-23-2009 06:34 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm offended by this blatant God-mockery. :angry:

http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blo...emory-loss.jpg

WickedWitch 09-23-2009 07:32 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
*Giggles* I'm not offended by that at all, I think it's funny and cute.

Levi Jones 09-23-2009 08:24 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I truly don't think my offend-o-meter could rise above this truly disgusting story. :blech: , yet I'm sure it will.


Phillips, the 49-year-old former child star and daughter of the Mamas and the Papas founder John Phillips, says she had sex with her father the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979, according to People.com.

"On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," writes Phillips, who was 19 at the time and a heavy drug user, according to People.com. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed."Phillips, best known as Julie Cooper on the sitcom "One Day at a Time," says the sexual relationship became consensual as her life began to spiral out of control.

During her time on the hit CBS comedy, which ran from 1975 to 1984, she battled drug addiction and underwent drug rehabilitation. She later was fired from the show in 1980 because of her drug abuse.

Eventually, she and her father went to rehab together and she later toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas, according to People.com.

"I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me," she writes, according to People.com. "One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' "

im a queer pervert get over it 09-23-2009 05:03 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by angels (Post 402511)
Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.:thumbdown:

I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.:angry:

yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on piffleing water and saved us all

Rev. Jim Osborne 09-23-2009 05:17 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by im gay get over it (Post 403032)
yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on piffleing water and saved us all

Obviously a man walking on water is absurd. How can humans do that?

We believe God walked on water. God is God. He can do anything. How is that absurd? Once again, atheist fag logic fails! :lol:

Brother Temperance 09-23-2009 09:56 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm offended by stoners smoking their filthy drug weeds through their marijuana bong joints. Jesus has no need for it and it goes absolutely against all morality.

Bobby-Joe 09-23-2009 10:05 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I am offended by people who demand I be persucted for my belief that God commands me to persicute them for thiers.

ATHEISTS: YOU HAVE NO GOD THAT COMMANDS YOU BELIEVE WHAT DO!! I DO!! LET ME PRACTICE MY RELIGION!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEMAND THAT I STOP HARASSING YOU!!!

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-23-2009 11:16 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I am offended by all of the vituperation that the liberals and the MSM heap on anyone straight, white, male, Republican, or Christian. I am also offended by politically correct whining.

Levi Jones 09-24-2009 06:07 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left. :glare:

http://image.weather.com/web/radar/u..._plus_usen.jpg

Shocking, isn't it? :mad:

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-24-2009 12:53 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 403176)
I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left. :glare:

http://image.weather.com/web/radar/u..._plus_usen.jpg

Shocking, isn't it? :mad:

Yes, it is. Why do the MSM have to give those people special privileges?

WickedWitch 09-24-2009 10:03 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm offended by the fact that Bobby Joe keeps dragging me into his perverted fantasies! AND that space slut, "Captian" Kirk is just as bad, if not worse. Am I to subjected to their ravenous lust for me without there being any consequences for them? Something must be done about this! :angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-24-2009 11:02 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I am offended by loud-mouthed feminazi witch harlots from cannuckistan who besmirch certain True Christians™ with false accusations and make it worse (another thread) by posting in purple haze DESPITE being told not to on several occasions because it gives offense to Jesus and causes seizures in at least two tin-tithers that I know of. :furious:


That, plus Poland. :angry:

Rev. Jim Osborne 09-24-2009 11:07 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I'm offended by Jews who get Yom Kippur off from their jobs and school. Yet when you try to pass out Chick tracts to public school kids during school hours, the security escorts you out!

Double standards on Freedom of Religion! :angry:

Captain James T. Kirk 09-25-2009 05:58 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!

Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship. :lol:

WickedWitch 09-26-2009 01:42 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk (Post 403505)
I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!

I'm not obsessed with you, I hate you. There's a very big difference.


Quote:

Originally Posted by That Old Ham
Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship. :lol:

I find the thought of Klingons and Tribbles together to be soooooo cute. I just see these crabby Klingons, trying their damndest to be angry, but they just can't because the Tribbles are too gosh-darned cute. It's certainly better than beaming the little sweeties (the Tribbles, not the Klingons, lol) into space! Do not mistake my meaning here, because I still hate you, very much, but I was actually able to tolerate you a little more when you were surrounded by Tribbles (it was actually really adorable, if I'm being honest). And on that planet (whose name always escapes me) where the people based their society on the gang-life of Chicago. I hated you a little bit less there. I don't know why. But I do still hate you.



And to avoid disrupting the thread, I am offended by the tv show Supernatural. I wish I could watch it, because those boys are damned beautiful, but it offends me to my very core.


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:30 PM.

Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved