Gayness Might Be Okay?
 

My friends,

You know I have struggled for many years from my disastrous choice to be gay. I've testified (probably too much) about the sin of packing mud. I know..


But, maybe it wasn't that bad?


I'm not saying that I want to go back to THAT lifestyle. Jesus help me! But this makes sense.


In Christ

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Brother Porter, we know the pull of homerism will tempt you forever. It is wonderful you feel you can share that temptation with us.

Many of us are praying for you not be fall out of favor with Jesus just for the thrill this sin provides you.

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Brother Porter,

When I think back to the time you helped my ex-friend, Lance, to find his masculinity and how you spent countless hours ministering to his needs, I know that Jesus has filled you with the kind of special love it takes to lead homer souls to His forgiveness. Having been on my knees with hundreds of homers, I urge you to keep fulfilling the vision that you've set in place. Do not stop laying hands on them, do not stop ministering to them in whatever ways are necessary for them to feel the saving grace in the very bowels of their being.

I would be more than happy to visit with you and allow you to pray and sort these things out with an understanding, young, well built, muscular, lithe and limber Christian brother whose intelligence is strong and whose love for all men is great. Just let me know and we'll fellowship together in spirit and truth.

I want to share your burden as a True Christian™ brother should.

BrotherLarry

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Brother Porter, that quote is simply so much garbage. No... It is worse than that, it is "of Satan". It is siren voices trying to tempt your from the straight path that Jesus has laid out for you.

How would it be at all possible to be a Christian and, at the same time harbor thoughts of homer lust and fornication?

Are we not told that the mere thought is the deed?
Matthew 5::27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Are we not told that death is the just punishment for being queer? Are we not told that those who die away from God are damned?
Romans:1
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Romans:1 is the definitive chapter in the New Testamant. We look at verse 25:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator,

And this is what these Nancy Boys are doing - They change God's truth. They create their own god!

And their recompense is death in this world and the next.


So, in answer to the question "Gayness Might Be Okay?", the answer is, "No, it is not! God's Word lasts forever. He is not going to change His Perfect Mind any time soon - Why should He? He was right then and right now."

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NO!

Case closed.

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Brother Pat Robertson correctly believes homers should be forced to wear special colors so they can be identified and separated from the Godly straight population. He is onto something good here.

I do worry that he chose to wear a lavender tie--a color prohibited in Freehold:

Pat Robertson: “Gay People Should Wear Specially-Colored Clothes To Warn Straight People”


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Televangelist Pat Robertson recently repeated his prediction that LGBT rights will provoke God to destroy America’s financial markets, warning “The 700 Club” viewers that God’s wrath is on its way. He claimed that the U.S. is turning into Sodom now that it has “enshrined sodomy into the United States Constitution” and cities like Houston are trying to “force women to go into men’s bathrooms and men to go into women’s bathrooms.”
“Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other,” he lamented, warning that “the wrath of God is revealed against this stuff.” He explained: “I don’t want the wrath of God to hit this country, it’s a great country, I’d like to see America continue strong, but this is one way of weakening it. First of all, we’re going to have this financial collapse. We’re setting up for a massive financial collapse and I think if God is going to hurt this country that’s probably the way he’d do it.”
At that point, a viewer called in and inquired Robertson whether his grim predictions of such a crisis can somehow be averted, to which Robertson gave a somewhat confusing answer: “I believe so, yes, but we need to stop spreading lesbianism and homosexuality in order to achieve that. And the only way to stop the spread of these diseases that are plaguing the country is to make some sort of obvious distinction between gay people and normal, straight people.”
“I personally believe that we must impose a rule on the gay population that would require them to wear specially-colored clothes, for example. I’m thinking we need to go through the Senate with this and we need to make it official. That way, regular people would know that the person wearing the said color is a deviant sodomite and that they need to stay away from them at all cost, as well as keep their children away from their reach,” Robertson opined.
The viewer then interrupted “The 700 Club” host to state that “that sounds awfully like what Nazis did to Jews in the events leading up to World War II,” referring to the fact that Jews in pre-WWII Poland and Germany were made to wear Jewish badges, or yellow badges, which were cloth patches that Jews were ordered to sew on their outer garments to mark them as Jews in public. It served as a badge of shame.

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I thank you, my Brothers in Christ!

It was a lapse in judgement. I was just thinking that because Jesus never admonished gays for anal intercourse, maybe punching the brown-eye might be okay?

I stand corrected in Him. I will refuse the temptation of the anus, however attractive. You all know my struggles with gayness.

But I still want to read this book. Good reviews!

In Christ.

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Dear Lord,

We pray for you to unleash your warrior angels to protect our brother's born again virgin anus.

We pray that you overwhelm his natural tendency toward swishing and fill him with a spirit of manliness.

And we pray that you give him the strength to know that being on his knees is only for prayer.

In Christ's name,

Amen

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I'm reticent to appear overly optimistic here, but the Landover Baptist Medical Center has been researching an anally implantable gay check valve (one-way valve). The original intent was to market it to parents of cathylick children who attend parochial schools run by the cathylick church as protection from priest buggery. After reading this thread I see an application for strong Christian men who occasionally might be tempted, and it might have prevented Ted Haggard his public embarrassments.

It's still in the research and development phase at the moment, but I foresee it being included under gay coverage in health insurance options (once Trump gets rid of ObamaCare).

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There is a lesson here. When homeristic temptations arise, come to us here at Landover Baptist. We are experts in sin and know how to combat it. In fact we are 24/7 warriors against sin.

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I'm still having trouble with this. According to this website (and I do trust them because they Focus on the Family), I can feel gay and think about being gay, but I have to hold short of actual penile/rectal intercourse? Is a nightly dream of gay anal sex sinful, provided it is only a dream? Not that I often have such filthy fantasies, but it would be okay if I did? As long as I do not actually mount a stranger and discharge my seed within his bowels?



In Christ

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Please, dearest Brother! Pray!

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

A simple prayer will release you from the bonds of these colonistic thoughts!

James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

You've confessed. That is glorious. Now let us start praying!

:america:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

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Dobson has turned into a flaming liberal in his old age!! :fear2:

This is not my James Dobson!
My Dobson knows that it is Satan that tempts you.
My Dobson knows that if you fall short of God's glory, it's your fault.

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This really is quite concerning, Pastor. James Dobson has always been the voice of Spiritual reason, so I too am baffled why he would promote homosexual fantasies when we all know the next step is rationalizing homosexual actions after the fact, starting with self-rape.

I blame Brother Porter's father for not having raised him to be a man by playing rough-and-tumble games, playing catch, or taking enough showers in which the obvious physiology was thoroughly discussed.

James Dobson used to encourage parents to prevent queerness in a child:

Brother Porter, it may be too late for you to shower with your father, but you can pray, and pray hard to shut out those demons from your imagination! Don't let them in! And also, it might be a good idea to wear thick, work gloves to bed to stave off any impish actions by Satan's demons when you're deep asleep.

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There is something hidden in some men if not in all. It is very small but can grow like a tree. I talk about the desire of being used by another man.

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That must be, precisely, what God was referring to when He wrote Ecclesiates 9:3, ..yeah, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil.

Brothers, praying hard is the only solution.

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I think this is something that Landover could take up, but before we make this step, we would need a grace period to divest ourselves of any embarrassing garments, plus definitive guidance on the amount of a prohibited color that qualifies, e.g. a small thread of violet in tweed jacket.

Perhaps a patch of a particular color might work?

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We need to avoid any color like violet that a True Christian™ man might want to use in, say, a cravat. It might be a good idea to make it a single, solid and unusually repulsive color that nobody else would ever want to wear. There's a particularly hideous shade of yellow that springs to mind:




See how the black detail and the poor fit make it ever-so-subtly worse? Or perhaps a color like this, which fails to flatter any known complexion?




I'm sure the Ladies of Landover would be happy to help choose. Indeed, I can think of one or two who have the perfect garments in their very own wardrobes. :birgits_giggle:

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Ahem.

*cough*

Excuse me for a second...

*cough cough*

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!!!

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Allow me to give at least some credit for the Italian style slim waist. The black and yellow though, aren´t those the colours of Anarcho-Capitalists? To me she seems to be more of a corporatist. As far as I know she didn´t adhere to the non aggression principle.

Kind regards,

Roland