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Titus Templeton 05-17-2016 11:43 AM

PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
As we all know, America is God's favorite country. And Donald Trump is God's favorite Candidate. However, I've seen a very stupid atheists try to dispute that fact with a silly argument, saying that "Donald Trump isn't even in the Bible".

Well, if Donald Trump isn't mentioned in the Bible then how come that Trump is mentioned in 1 Corinthians 15:52 and 1 Thessalonians 4:16?

1 Corinthians 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last Trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


1 Thessalonians 4:1616 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the Trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:



Sally Paulson 05-17-2016 12:32 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
I already have his bumpersticker:

http://i.imgur.com/URMhB5G.png

Johny Joe Hold 05-17-2016 02:23 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
As some of us discussed a while back, all indications are the Trumps go back to Biblical times when they were granted the honor of announcing the triumphant return. They were to sound the trumpets.

One of our fine LBC ladies noted his legion of female fans must be known as the Trumphettes.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...=106782&page=3

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-19-2016 08:14 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
You people do know that Trup is hated almost everywhere in europe, right?

Russell Holbeck 05-19-2016 08:17 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by TheSwedishTroll (Post 1181585)
You people do know that Trup is hated almost everywhere in europe, right?

Hello TheSwedishTroll.

Donald Trump is not running for President of Europe I am not trying to be mean it is a fact.

Thank you.

Rusty

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-19-2016 08:36 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
Oh I know. And I couldn't be happier.
Thank youMoi

Cranky Old Man 05-19-2016 08:38 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181585)
You people do know that Trup is hated almost everywhere in europe, right?

Why would anyone EVER care about opinions of Europeans? Do you even know where Europe is?

Titus Templeton 05-19-2016 08:40 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181585)
You people do know that Trup is hated almost everywhere in europe, right?

Only by "euro-muslims" and feel good liberals.

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-19-2016 08:58 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
Yes. Not sure where america is thou. Its in Saudi Arabia, right?

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-19-2016 09:03 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
I don't know man, have you ever been to the EU?

Titus Templeton 05-19-2016 09:55 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181602)
I don't know man, have you ever been to the EU?

Yes. I am stationed in Germany and the Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade. As you can read in my profile.

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-20-2016 08:45 AM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
You named your evangelical crusade the "Holy-caust"? Wow... just wow. That's a bit offensive. Ever heard of the holocaus? You know, the genocide of about 13 million people?

Dr Laurence Niles 05-20-2016 08:53 AM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181654)
You named your evangelical crusade the "Holy-caust"? Wow... just wow. That's a bit offensive. Ever heard of the holocaus? You know, the genocide of about 13 million people?

While I think that we can agree that WW2 happened I think if 13 million had been killed we would have heard a bit more about it, don't you think?

Facts don't lie, after all.

Psalm 12:6-7 says, "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

YIC

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-20-2016 09:33 AM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1181656)
While I think that we can agree that WW2 happened I think if 13 million had been killed we would have heard a bit more about it, don't you think?

Facts don't lie, after all.

Psalm 12:6-7 says, "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

YIC

WW2 and the holocaust are to diffrent things. Its true, facts don't lie, people and opinions do. 13 million people died in the holocaust.


"World War II was the deadliest military conflict in history in absolute terms of total dead.[1] Over 60 million people were killed, which was about 3% of the 1940 world population (est. 2.3 billion)" Notice the word war

Roland 05-20-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181664)
WW2 and the holocaust are to diffrent things. Its true, facts don't lie, people and opinions do. 13 million people died in the holocaust.


"World War II was the deadliest military conflict in history in absolute terms of total dead.[1] Over 60 million people were killed, which was about 3% of the 1940 world population (est. 2.3 billion)" Notice the word war

Hello Swedish Chef,

The link you provided mentions 11 million victims of the Holocaust, not 13 million. Where did you find the extra 2 million? Did you add the citizens murdered in the repercussion campaigns which usually followed after successful attacks from the resistance? Somewhere that would make sense I guess but I canīt really see that figure reach 2 million. Please elaborate. Not that it would make it any better or worse ofc.

Kind regards,

Roland

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-20-2016 12:15 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Roland (Post 1181672)
Hello Swedish Chef,

The link you provided mentions 11 million victims of the Holocaust, not 13 million. Where did you find the extra 2 million? Did you add the citizens murdered in the repercussion campaigns which usually followed after successful attacks from the resistance? Somewhere that would make sense I guess but I canīt really see that figure reach 2 million. Please elaborate. Not that it would make it any better or worse ofc.

Kind regards,

Roland

My bad, I didn't look at the link. I thought it was 13 millions but i clearly rememered wrongly. Yet again, my bad. And dude, no need to be so dicky towards me. I made a mistake, my bad. Again. But you are also wrong since it says up to 12 million. But I will stand firmly by the other facts until someone proves me wrong if it is. And dude, who the hell would try to make the holocaust less worse then it was? Are you denying what happened?

Roland 05-20-2016 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork (Post 1181676)
My bad, I didn't look at the link. I thought it was 13 millions but i clearly rememered wrongly. Yet again, my bad. And dude, no need to be so dicky towards me. I made a mistake, my bad. Again. But you are also wrong since it says up to 12 million. But I will stand firmly by the other facts until someone proves me wrong if it is. And dude, who the hell would try to make the holocaust less worse then it was? Are you denying what happened?

Hello Swedish Chef,

I think you read something in my comment that isnīt there. It was a genuine inquiry as to how you got to that number. Your answer is clear but you could work on the way you bring it. Your last comment is a bit ridiculous, even a bit insulting. Clearly I didnīt deny the Holocaust. The only thing I pointed out is that the exact number doesnīt really matter for a crime on this scale. :furious:

Now stop putting words in my mouth. Such things are not appreciated.

Kind regards,

Roland

Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork 05-20-2016 01:03 PM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Roland (Post 1181677)
Hello Swedish Chef,

I think you read something in my comment that isnīt there. It was a genuine inquiry as to how you got to that number. Your answer is clear but you could work on the way you bring it. Your last comment is a bit ridiculous, even a bit insulting. Clearly I didnīt deny the Holocaust. The only thing I pointed out is that the exact number doesnīt really matter for a crime on this scale. :furious:

Now stop putting words in my mouth. Such things are not appreciated.

Kind regards,

Roland



The thing with text is that I can't hear your voice and you can't hear mine. So you might have not seen your response as an attack against me while I saw just that. I thought you were insulting me and trying to make the holocaust like a happening in history that wasn't even important. I may have used the wrong words. What I meant was "Do you deny teh vast majority of the pain and of the people?" And I do believe that even if there had just been 2 million people hurt, you can't ignore the other 10 million.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 05-26-2016 07:17 AM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Russell Holbeck (Post 1181587)
Hello TheSwedishTroll.

Donald Trump is not running for President of Europe I am not trying to be mean it is a fact.

Thank you.

Rusty

It's not mean, Russel. You're stating facts. Europe is a retarded backwater but it can make a nice place to put a golf course for wealthy Americans.

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-26-2016 08:55 AM

Re: PROOF: Donald Trump is mentioned in the Bible!
 
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1182354)
It's not mean, Russel. You're stating facts. Europe is a retarded backwater but it can make a nice place to put a golf course for wealthy Americans.

If my memory serves me correctly, twice in the last century we had to bail them out from bad decisions they made concerning their elected officials - who just wouldn't voluntarily leave office until we bombed them out. Then we had to help them rebuild the place - all at US taxpayers expense. Then they have the audacity to criticize us - let alone not one word of thanks.

Between the collapse of their socialist economies (have a look at Venezuela) and the mooselimbs trashing the place, there's likely to be nothing left of any value. What they're really afraid of is that Trump is not likely to bail them out this time. Jesus has a plan for Europe, and I say let it happen.


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