Do Negroes make good House Pets???
 

Hello everyone, sorry if I haven't posted in a while. Busy with home and church life (signed up to be organizer of our church's women's Bible study). Anyways, I have two sons, one just turned 5 and the other is 2. They're good kids but can get in each other's hair. So, I thought maybe getting a pet for them would give them some companionship and play. I don't want a cat because they're occultish and sinister. I know witches and pagans have cats for pets. I would get a dog but my husband is deathly allergic to them so we can't have them in the house.

So, what about adopting a negro baby as a pet? I know someone who knows some people who can get me a relatively healthy niglet for under $300. But, I've never been around many negroes (even though there's quite a bit here in Texas, they stay to their side of town). But, I have some questions.

1. Are they difficult to housebreak? I've heard their intelligence is between that of a dog and a chimp, and I've housebroke dogs when I was little, so it shouldn't be difficult, right?
2. How can you discipline them? I do not want some unruly ape pooping in the kitchen sink and breaking dishes and sassing off and throwing gang signs when company is over. I want one that's quiet, obedient, and smiles alot. Like Uncle Remus from Song of the South (the ONLY good movie Disney ever made).
3. Are they expensive to care for? Food shouldn't be an issue. A neighbor of mine grows his own watermelon so I could get that for free actually. But, can I save money on medical costs by taking the niglet to a vet? I don't want to waste my HMO on a pet!

Finally, we're thinking of names. Hubby wants to name the niglet "Rex" or "Buster". Personally, I like the name "Mr. Bojangles". If anyone else has any names, I'd like to hear them!

YIC,
Jessica

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I'm sorry, no. They do not make good pets at all.
As soon as they can walk, the males tend to steal anything they set their eyes on. May The Lord help you if you happen to have a Pie cooling on the window sill or a chicken on the table.
They become violent from the age of 6 and attempt fornication with any living thing including pets.
The females are not much better, as anyone with staff know, they are very difficult to house train.

This may be a much more suitable option :thumbsup:

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Deaconess, you posted a picture of a niglet in error. Where is the image of a goldfish or other manageable creature?

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Negroes are good house pets as long as you treat them properly. I heard with a negro breeder, and here's a list of things to consider:

• Negroes have much less neurodiversity than human, so they respond predictable to punishments and treats.
• Negro faces have much less variation than human faces; it happen that negro owners accidentally swap their negroes. Use dog tags. Just ask yourself: when you mix up the characters in a movie, which skin color do they have?
• Negroes are natural born slaves, and feel comfortable as servants. But you must behave as a Master, I suggest you take a Master class. If a negro is deprived of his natural role, he will become very restless and cause you trouble.
• Consider a pygmy, there's several breeds of negroes that have an adult stature shorter than five feet. Examples are Aka, Baka, Mbuti, and Twa.
• Negroes love bananas and climbing trees.
• The cheapest way to get a negro is to travel to Africa and trade an iPod for a negro child.

Good luck with your negro pet. If you follow the guideline, you'll likely get lots of entertainment for your kids and get a decent house servant.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

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They have a particular "earthy" odor, so they should definitely have their own quarters away from the main house.

Have you ever gone to someone's house that had hound dogs, and it has that hound smell? Same dynamic is at play here, and while YOU will grow accustomed to it, any visitors will notice it immediately.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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When Tater was little I bought him what I thought was a chimp from the local pet store. A few months later I found out it was really a little nigra boy so I sold him to Brother Worthington for a $25.00 gift certificate to the Olive Garden and a 6-pack of Fresca.

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No.

Alot of people buy exotic animals and are unprepared for the fact that they grow up. You'll enjoy the new tithing money as I'm sure you will get some kind of government handout for having one in your house. And you might be able to turn that wool on there head into a sweater, but that free ride will be over in 3 years. By that time it will probably be trying to mount you.

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Dear Friend,

You asked:
As I'm sure you're aware, there is substantial empirical literature regarding this issue.

Yours in Him,
BAB

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I need to stop you right there. Speaking about nigra as if they weren't human is racist evolutionist rhetoric. Evolution teaches us that nigra are the missing links between whites and gorillas. This is simply not the case. That's a horrible thing to say about a people. We would never be so cruel as to make such a disresepctful statement.

No, in fact they are simply cursed with both a hideous countenance, limited intelligence and destiny to be slaves to whites forever. That is all. So please, don't insult those poor people with debasing comments about them being other than human.

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Friend, would you want a mountain lion as a pet? An elephant? A moose? Like those animals the negro is feral and requires great amounts of space to live. You cannot just put one in a crate for 16 hours a day and let it out to pee every once in a while. They need street corners to sell drugs on, crack houses to do drugs in, basketball courts to play midnight pick-up games and entire city blocks to commit drive-by shootings. Trying to domesticate the negro only takes away from their mystery and majesty. If you must, just go on an urban safari to Detroit or Baltimore to watch them in their habitat, but don't try to keep one as a pet (also remember not to feed them).

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Welcome back, Jessica. Thanks for another Godly post. There are a couple of things, however, that I'd like to suggest you consider.

First, I know that your intentions are good, but some people (not me, of course) find the term niglet to be an ethnic slur. Of course, we do not tolerate any racism here at Landover, so perhaps in the future you'd consider using the more neutral word pickaninny to refer to negro children.

Second, I do hope that your women's Bible study is lead by a man. Remember, the Apostle Paul said in 1 Timothy 11-15:

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

So please, I implore you, do not listen to what any woman in your Bible study has to say, since, like you, they are all temptresses who would be better served by bearing children.

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It can be a good house pet if you do know how to handle them. You can consult a veterinarian if what could be the best thing for you to do for this creature in order to be a perfect house pet.

Cat Diet

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Hey that's great. :wacko:

How about you head over here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

and use the Introduction Forum to tell us a little about yourself before you just barge on in and start telling us what to do? kthksbai.

~Nate

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I myself have a few n****** as house pets. Small ones, nigglings I like to call them. The only problem with them is they stink the whole house out and they steal things. Other than that, they're very good pets.

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What a bunch of ignorant, close-minded bible thumping rednecks...

This post is disgusting.

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Son, we don't use the "N" word around here.
We don't want anyone to be under the illusion we are racist!!!!

I'm glad you think so. :)

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If you guys aren't racist, then there wouldn't be the word "racist". Get your mind out of the gutters, you close-minded imbeciles.

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Have you ever read the Bible? God tells us to take and keep the inferior races.

Nehemiah 13:3 Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.
Nehemiah 13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab:
Nehemiah 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but according to the language of each people.
Nehemiah 13:25 And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves.
Nehemiah 13:26 Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin.
Nehemiah 13:27 Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?
Nehemiah 13:28 And one of the sons of Joiada, the son of Eliashib the high priest, was son in law to Sanballat the Horonite: therefore I chased him from me.
Nehemiah 13:29 Remember them, O my God, because they have defiled the priesthood, and the covenant of the priesthood, and of the Levites.
Nehemiah 13:30 Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;

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The great thing about the little Darkies is that you can actually resurrect them if they expire. Of course they keep their old habits and start to steal the minute you bring them back. Look at what one of our brothers done recently on the dark continent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZEFS...layer_embedded

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We don't have many Negroes in Ireland, but I've notived a few about the town centers 'shopping' with white girls. Mostly the negroes were carrying all sorts of outlandish jewellery around their necks and had several shopping bags from well known stores here, then it dawned on me that these negroes must be the grown up pets of the white girls and were carrying the shopping for the girls they were with. I also noticed that they had identity tags around their necks too, a useful thought to keep in mind, if your pet negroe strays the police/pound will know were to return it to.

As I said we don't have many here so it was unusual for me to see it and I think with patience and proper discipline they would make good pets, the ones I saw were very well trained indeed.