Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!
Worse than CHILD PORN!
It is no news that Lego was created by evil Denmarkians as a way to introduce porn to innocent children: http://i.imgur.com/avxhJ.jpg But Lego decided that even child porn wasn't evil enough for them. Something much worse was needed to achieve their goal of preventing every child on the planet from going to Heaven by sending them straight to Hell. To achieve this goal, Lego has now introduced board games so horrible, so evil, that I have to advice all those with a weak stomach to stop reading now! Please excuse me while I puke in anticipation of what I am going to write down here. :bad: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Creationary Disguised as a Christian game based on creationism, this game specifically targets Christian families. When you look closer though, you will see that the female on the left is dressed as a whore. Also it has both a tractor and a dinosaur while every Christian child knows these never coexisted as all dinosaurs died in the great flood God created to kill all humans but a few for pissing Him off. The only thing honest about this game is the warning on the box that people might choke on their own vomit while playing this game. :thumbdown: http://i.imgur.com/ZK9bW.jpg Wild Wool For some reason this game is very popular in New Zealand. Aimed at 5 year old children (!) this game has one repulsive goal. Teaching innocent children that bestiality by raping sheep is a good thing! :angry: http://i.imgur.com/TBmBa.jpg Harry Potter Hogwarts All True Christians™ know the make believe world of Harry Potter is driving children to the edge of insanity! And who could forget that those subliminal messages in Harry Potter movies turn girls into harlots! But no, as if we burned all those Harry Potter books for nothing, Lego creates a Harry Potter board game! The goal of the game is to create Hogwards and then to reenact the gay sex scene edited out of final Harry Potter book! :nonono: http://i.imgur.com/mqVAm.jpg Pirate Code Designed by True Pastafarian™ Jo Freddie himself, this game teaches children God is a silly Flying Spaghetti Monster. This horrible horrible game also teaches children to steal money from innocent large American corporations instead of working for these corporations until they get a well deserved heart attack after which they will go to Heaven. :fear2: http://i.imgur.com/XJDXy.jpg |
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@Cranky Old Man I am so glad my father never allows me to have toys! :innocent:
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There are only two reasonsthat they make LEGOs in little pieces where you have to assemble them. It's not to promote creativity. You can only build one thing with them anyway. No, the reason they are divided into little pieces is so kids can A) choke on them, or B) insert them in their anus.
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Is this what the danish parents are teaching their kids? No wonder why we see so many disturbed danish people around these boards.
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I think their ultimate goal is to get all heterosexual men to stop being interested in women and start committing sodomy with these abominations. :angry:
http://www.tomschindler.net/dmark/im...ndLegoGirl.jpg |
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What is she supposed to be, a Simpsons-Smurf hybrid? :haha:
I do like the look on her face. It's as though she's thinking, "Who are you, and who told you that you could touch me??" Further proof that Legos are evil. Even a Lego harlot has a bad attitude instead of being properly submissive to any man who comes along with a buck in his hand. |
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LEGO is one of those 'creative' toys that parents let their children use alone, unsupervised, where they are free to live out their sick fantasies like being a pirate or a space warrior. My opinion is that all of their products should be labeled: Use only with adult supervision.
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What does the church feel about Playmobil?
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Bless You for alerting us to these horrific menaces to Childhood Mental Health, Brother Cranky.
Any Child I see from now on playing with any sort of "toy" even crayons or plush toys (except for that lovable rascal, Barney :wub:) shall be dealt with in all severity :thumbsup: |
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I thought that was The Wife of Darth Vader.
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You only see the worst of it. Kids WONT think about such things like teenagers do, and maybe you didnt notice, but teenagers dont play with lego anymore.
PS: how did you get those pictures??(did you search them on the internet or made them yourself?) |
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Lego even encourages Mohammad-worship! :fear2:
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LEGO seems to be mostly for sex maniacs and democrats:
http://i.imgur.com/5F7Qp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/EOFNW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YSh1L.jpg http://i.imgur.com/UYWkj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/TbKgo.jpg |
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http://multimedia.pol.dk/archive/004...79_465335y.jpg
Not to mention that LEGO is promoting homersex to children all over the world. http://www.namemyjob.com/images/135.jpg |
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What you smoking? You been in the back garden eating them mushroom again? They are GAMES! They have no sublimation messages. Nor do they teach children that raping sheep is good.
My GOD-daughter is a HUGE Lego fan. She has been collecting since she was only a very young child, from big block to the small ones used now and she is a HUGE Believer in god. I asked her why though? She said because she is real. Ninja will prevail! :ph34r: |
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hahahahaha! Are you guys that backwards that you've never heard of Photoshop? Really. Have your common sense glands been removed? Having an imagination is a good thing. Come on! Without imagination there wouldn't be a Bible. Imaculate conception yeah right... that's like saying someone can walk on water... wait a minute...
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The Bible is the word of God, it has nothing to do with imagination.
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