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I didn't see that.
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Brother what is that tiny bulge in your shorts ?
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It was really cold in the gym that day! I had just gotten done with a cold shower! The light is playing tricks on you!
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Of course, he doesn't use his real name. He calls himself <CENSORED BY ADMIN>. |
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"Cajun coonass" is redundant. I frequently get wet - in the shower, the rain, or when I command my husband to feel amorous. What's your point? |
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Next time I catch you posting in here, you'll go on Moderation again. :glare: |
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And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. Isaiah 3:24 |
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2- Never said I look much better, but I have enough sense not to post half-naked pictures of myself on the internet. I also have enough sense not to post print-shopped photos of other men, paste my head on them and try to pass them off as me. 3- The avatar STILL isn't me. Yeah, I have a receding hairline, but I'm not that bald. |
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I understand that some time ago, before he was Saved©, he ran into some trouble involving an attempted lynching. Perhaps he'd like to share that tale with us! Take it away, Captain A! |
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That is a topic I spoke to you about in confidence. I was seeking your guidance as a man of God on how to deal with an event that has, as they say, scarred me for life. Suffice to say that it was my tip top physical condition and my abnormally large head that saved me that terrible night. The minor scarring on my neck, hidden by my beard, are the least "deep" of the wounds and violations I suffered at the hands of those horrible, swarthy men. Whenever I hear Psalm 133, I am forced to relive that awful night an the "anointing" I was forced to endure! Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity! It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments; As the dew of Hermon, and as the dew that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the LORD commanded the blessing, even life for evermore. Psalm 133 |
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Where will you be printing this calendar? Just so I know
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Friend that little sinner has been here a long time. Her antics are nothing new to our Holy boards.
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It's such a shame. Are sinners allowed to cut in on Godly conversation all the time like that?
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Since there were certain people who didn't like my first submission for the calendar, I had some new shots taken while I was waiting for a Pastor to take care of some church business in Las Vegas. I covered my shameful bits this time, so lets not talk about the size of various bulges.
For in many things we offend all. If any man offend not in word, the same is a perfect man, and able also to bridle the whole body. James 3:2 |
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Should I assume that the other incident, the one regarding that misunderstanding involving a sheep and a pair of Wellingtons, is also confidential? |
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