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Sally Paulson 05-17-2016 01:08 PM

What is the Trump Of God?
 
http://the-rapture-doctrine.blogspot.ca/2007/02/trump-of-god.html

What Is 'The Trump of God?'
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The Trumps of the Tribulation are the trumps of angels delivering the JUDGMENTS of God's WRATH.
[Don't blame Trump for being nasty and divisive, he's just doing his job!]
There are two FUNCTIONS of Trumpets:

1. the Trumpet call to war
2. the Trumpet call to assembly

1. Trump will bomb the S*** out of anyone who makes fun of his small hands and stubby fingers.
2. Trump rallies are yuuuuge! And not just Trump supporters are there, opponents and/or punching bags are there too.

http://www.leaderu.com/offices/stoll...ty/chap27.html
IV. The Last Trump Will Cover the Seven Years of Tribulation:

The trumpet of Israel announced God's dealings with Israel over a long period of time. So, the last trump will announce God's dealings with Israel over the seven years of Tribulation. This is why Zephaniah 1:14- 16 speaks of "A day of the trumpet", meaning the period of the trumpet.

It also means the announcement of the gathering of Israel from among the nations (Isaiah 27:13; Matthew 24:31). It means wrath for the rest of the world (Joel 3:1,2,16 with Hebrews 12:26), and tribulation for the Jews (Zephaniah 1:4,12), in the sound of the trumpet (See: Zechariah 9:14-16).
7 years is the length of a Presidential administration, minus the re-election campaigning season.

"wrath for the rest of the world" perfectly sums up Trump's trade policy, and his policy on anyone who makes fun of his stubby fingers. "tribulation for the Jews" is already happening, more than 3/4 of Jews are Democrats and Trump is a 5/4 of a tribulation for them!

https://www.raptureready.com/featured/duck/dd11.html
Concerning the sounding of the seventh trumpet by the seventh angel, God said, “the nations will be angry” (Rev. 11:18).
The Mexican president dropped the f-bomb (the only bomb Mexico has) regarding paying for The Great Wall of Trump. Many of those furious anti-Trump protesters are foreign illegals.
Notice, that the voice of the trumpet was exceeding loud.
Trump is basically shouting all the time.

http://the-end-time.blogspot.ca/2011...s-and-7th.html
There are lots of trumpets in the bible. They:
Regulate the journeys of the children of Israel. [Boots on the ground in whoever mocks his tiny hands]
Call assemblies. [Yuuuge Trump rallies.]
Blow over the sacrifices on the feast day. [the other candidates were like lambs to the slaughter].
Blow at all religious processions and ceremonies. [Trump is a grandioseshowman, expect lots of parades.]
Assemble the people to war. [Bomb the s*** out of tinyhand-mockers]
Sound for a memorial when the people went into battle. [There will be casualties.]
Proclaim kings. [Trump is not a politician, he is a KING].
Give alarm in cases of danger. [More alarmed about Muslims than other candidates].
Announce miracles being performed
Trump's victory is a miracle, just ask any political expert:

http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Un...b9_5839855.jpg

Basilissa 05-17-2016 04:10 PM

Re: What is the Trump Of God?
 
Amen, Sister!

Praise :jesus-fancy: for finally sending us a leader that this great nation deserves! :wub: :wub: :wub:

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-17-2016 04:25 PM

Re: What is the Trump Of God?
 
If there has ever been 7 years of tribulation in modern times, it's certainly been 7 years of Obama and his minions.

Onmyknees4God 02-16-2017 09:47 PM

Re: What is the Trump Of God?
 
This verse has always come to mind when thinking of President Trump


1 Samuel 12:13 Now therefore behold the king whom ye have chosen, and whom ye have desired! and, behold, the LORD hath set a king over you.



For a moment at least, America came to it's senses and decided to make the right choice of leadership. I hope this is America's
Genesis 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Mary Etheldreda 02-17-2017 06:27 PM

Re: What is the Trump Of God?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Onmyknees4God (Post 1204956)
This verse has always come to mind when thinking of President Trump


1 Samuel 12:13 Now therefore behold the king whom ye have chosen, and whom ye have desired! and, behold, the LORD hath set a king over you.



For a moment at least, America came to it's senses and decided to make the right choice of leadership. I hope this is America's
Genesis 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Last night I had a dream, and I know I was approached by the Holy Ghost personally with this image. He wants me to carry His message far and wide:
The United States has no King but Christ. On His Glorious Head is a Crown of Thorns. He is cloaked in purple, the garments of royalty, but at the same time, the cloak was also the American Flag (dreams are weird that way). He sits on the Right Hand of the Father, and on His Right Hand flies an Eagle, the embodiment of Freedom. The Eagle looked at me and straight into my soul. He spoke these words to me,
"You must pray. Pray hard for America. Pray for her leaders and her military and the troops that are going to round up and expel those dirty immigrants by the hundreds of thousands. They are polluting my land. They are dishonoring my legend. This whole, 'press 2 for English' shenanigans has got to stop! You can trust your President, but nobody else here on Earth. Especially the media. They're all crazy. They hate who God put in the White House because they hate God. Most of them are Jews and Jew sympathizers but you'll never know a less antisemitic person than President Trump who DID get more electoral votes than any other president, and who IS beloved by more Americans than all the other presidents combined, even if most of them were too busy with real jobs to vote.
But fear not, Jesus will come soon, and I soar above Him like a feathered herald crying in the Good News that a giant cavalry from Heaven is coming just through those clouds yonder! There is no time to waste!"
Then the Eagle shed a single tear and I awoke, shaking and I knew the Holy Ghost had spent the night in my humble bed, between me and Mr. Etheldreda who steals the sheets then complains he's too hot and wakes up cranky at me because he's covered in sweat.



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