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Alphonse Alban 08-13-2013 03:58 PM

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
 
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Originally Posted by gamerfag (Post 1021278)
F#CK off.:thumbsup:
P.s don't even try send hate messages and death threats cos I'm never coming back and I will ignore your emails.

Don't worry. We are not as hateful bunch as you gametards, so you are safe and forgotten by tomorrow.

Donovan A. Mordecai 08-13-2013 04:05 PM

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Well before I am justly banned
FTFY

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I have a statement for you baseballmom, this post has created a huge hatred wave amongst the tf2 players
SO scared of the mindless video game zombies :(. You losers can't even peal yourselves away from your Atari to bathe, what do we care about your emotions?

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, some even creating false accounts here just to come and piss off the members of this site,
And....?

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I've seen facebook groups called "get ride of the landover baptist site, and all I can say is
It's good to hear we have gotten the message out!:thumbsup: The Bible tells us we are on the right track when we are persecuted!

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, well done for bringing the doom of this website.
How will that happen? Is our free speech not protected because you can't get over yourself?

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Good day to all and to all... F#CK off.:thumbsup:
P.s don't even try send hate messages and death threats cos I'm never coming back and I will ignore your emails.
Enjoy hell! :bye:

For the record, I think the only game for you to play there is called "Try to lock your cheeks to prevent your inevitable anal rape by Satan"

YiC
DAM

Jonathan Sykes 08-14-2013 11:32 PM

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
 
Looked at the tags and noticed "Games cause murders"

James Hutchins 08-15-2013 12:26 AM

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Sykes (Post 1021725)
Looked at the tags and noticed "Games cause murders"

Right you are friend! Many gametards also have the AIDS or are obese, though usually only the slender ones have the sex diseases. Seems no one likes the fat ones. If kids would read the Bible instead of acting out fantasy, there'd be more wholesomeness and less dead teens.

FckGodAndJesuz 08-25-2013 01:58 PM

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
 
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Originally Posted by BaseballMom67 (Post 623351)
hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES

http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/screensho..._tf2splash.jpg

as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67


I was morbidly shocked when i saw this homophobic post! Grow up you idiot! Being an asshole is not allowed in soldier's world.

Alvin Moss 08-25-2013 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FckGodAndJesuz (Post 1023675)
I was morbidly shocked when i saw this homophobic post! Grow up you idiot! Being an asshole is not allowed in soldier's world.

God will punish you for your blasphemy. He keeps a special place for the unsaved, the wicked, homosexuals and Democrats. It's called Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

Salvation is still possible, though obviously unlikely. I will pray for you, but I expect God will send you to be with the Devil.

RED Solider 08-26-2013 08:49 PM

Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
I am a hard working man, I do not sleep. I work all day trying to take over the Dust Bowl for my boss. After seeing what you have said about me, and my other team mates I am sickened. You think I am the devil, because I enjoy killing people with strange items... Like pickaxes and such, yet you say I am homosexual? The only homosexual on our team friends, is my buddy the Pyro. He is a very nice man, he is not going to hell. He invented it. Need proof you christian scum? Sure. Here:

***VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO REMOVED***

Do you see the hat in my profile picture? :captain:
That hat is called the Team Captain. It is worth more than the weight
of your body in pure refined steel metal. I ripped it off of a dying Heavy Weapons Guy before I ***VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED***

If you scum of the earth ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** again, I will call the Pyro, and ask him to do me a favor, just a hint. We could do with some fresh cooked meat around here. And you fat piffles at your computers with your tender meat sound perfect.

Peace out ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** .
~Solly.

Alphonse Alban 08-26-2013 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RED Solider (Post 1023919)
If you scum of the earth ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** again, I will call the Pyro, and ask him to do me a favor, just a hint. We could do with some fresh cooked meat around here. And you fat piffles at your computers with your tender meat sound perfect.

Peace out ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** .
~Solly.

I give you that, missy. We rarely get 3-in-1 gamer geek case. A roleplaying internet tough guy nerd.

Alvin Moss 08-26-2013 09:11 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by RED Solider (Post 1023919)
I am a hard working man, I do not sleep. I work all day trying to take over the Dust Bowl for my boss. After seeing what you have said about me, and my other team mates I am sickened. You think I am the devil, because I enjoy killing people with strange items... Like pickaxes and such, yet you say I am homosexual? The only homosexual on our team friends, is my buddy the Pyro. He is a very nice man, he is not going to hell. He invented it. Need proof you christian scum? Sure. Here:

***VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO REMOVED***

Do you see the hat in my profile picture? :captain:
That hat is called the Team Captain. It is worth more than the weight
of your body in pure refined steel metal. I ripped it off of a dying Heavy Weapons Guy before I ***VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED***

If you scum of the earth ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** again, I will call the Pyro, and ask him to do me a favor, just a hint. We could do with some fresh cooked meat around here. And you fat piffles at your computers with your tender meat sound perfect.

Peace out ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** .
~Solly.

First of all, let me say that strong language is never welcome.

Also, you seem angry.

You have come to the right place, you unsaved wretch. Here you will be exposed to the Word of God and saved Christians who want to nothing more in the world than to bring you to Jesus, regardless of cost.

This may well be the last time you are ever afforded an opportunity to save your worthless soul. You have used the secret word that identifies you as a homosexual (piffle), yet you claim you are not a homosexual.

God probably hates you by now, but He could easily change His mind. Come to Jesus before it is too late. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

Also, what is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married to a woman? What Church do you go to?

All that information should be in your introduction.

God Bless!

RED Solider 08-26-2013 09:16 PM

Nam.
 
While I was fighting in Nam, Jesus came to me and offered me a gift of food.

***FOOLISH VIOLENT FANTASIES REMOVED***

BLU Soldier 08-26-2013 09:18 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 1023923)
I give you that, missy. We rarely get 3-in-1 gamer geek case. A roleplaying internet tough guy nerd.

Now you listen up Maggot and you listen good! Red Soldier may be one of the RED SCUM but he is 3 times the man you could ever be you shit eating mongoloid! It is worms like you that are bringing America down!

Alphonse Alban 08-26-2013 09:19 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by BLU Soldier (Post 1023931)
Now you listen up Maggot and you listen good! Red Soldier may be one of the RED SCUM but he is 3 times the man you could ever be you shit eating mongoloid! It is worms like you that are bringing America down!

So now we got her lesbian girlfriend to defend her. :snore:

RED Solider 08-26-2013 09:24 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 1023933)
So now we got her lesbian girlfriend to defend her. :snore:

Are you mentally defective you dumb ***NAUGHTY WORK REMOVED*** ? We are real men. If you are trying to offend someone use the correct terminology, Gay or Homosexual is fine. I used to see the RED Demoman quite allot, but we where split up by the announcer since relations between the BLU and RED teams isn't the best of ideas since we could kill one or the other the next day. Learn to piffleing English you illiterate ***NAUGHTY WORK REMOVED*** .

BLU Soldier 08-26-2013 09:24 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 1023933)
So now we got her lesbian girlfriend to defend her. :snore:

Maggot you wish I was Lesbian so you could actually see some ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***! Well if you want that ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED*** go and look in a mirror!

Alvin Moss 08-26-2013 09:25 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by BLU Soldier (Post 1023931)
Now you listen up Maggot and you listen good! Red Soldier may be one of the RED SCUM but he is 3 times the man you could ever be you shit eating mongoloid! It is worms like you that are bringing America down!

This is a Christian forum, you heathen wretch. Curb your foul tounge. As I have previously pointed out: strong language is never welcome.

Why are these perverts not creating an introductory message? They just come right on in and give offense to God and to Christians. We may be under cyber attack by North Korea or China.

What is your Church, fellow? How many children do you have? How were you saved? These basic questions await answers.

BLU Soldier 08-26-2013 09:29 PM

Re: Hello, I work for Team RED in the Dust Bowl.
 
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1023939)
This is a Christian forum, you heathen wretch. Curb your foul tounge. As I have previously pointed out: strong language is never welcome.

Why are these perverts not creating an introductory message? They just come right on in and give offense to God and to Christians. We may be under cyber attack by North Korea or China.

What is your Church, fellow? How many children do you have? How were you saved? These basic questions await answers.

******Thinly veiled paedophilia promotion removed*********

Sa+anic 08-31-2013 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BaseballMom67 (Post 623351)
hi all

"nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth"

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES

****NAMBLA LINK REMOVED****

as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

It's okay for your son to be playing these games. While you may be so pig-ignorant and narrow-minded you cannot appreciate a smiple game at face value, the majority of the population actually can.

You see the problem really isn't the content in the game, its YOU.

The reason the game is so popular is because, unlike you, most people dont have their mind (or in your case, small ball of decaying mush), shackled by idiocy on such a grand scale. Just for reference, here are some of the more popular TF2 videos

Meet the characters!

****Scat Removed****

Good luck with your life (you'll need it) :devil:

Pastor Ed Lowman 08-31-2013 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sa+anic (Post 1024946)
It's okay for your son to be playing these games. While you may be so pig-ignorant and narrow-minded you cannot appreciate a smiple game at face value, the majority of the population actually can.

You see the problem really isn't the content in the game, its YOU.

The reason the game is so popular is because, unlike you, most people dont have their mind (or in your case, small ball of decaying mush), shackled by idiocy on such a grand scale. Just for reference, here are some of the more popular TF2 videos

Meet the characters!

****Scat Removed****

Good luck with your life (you'll need it) :devil:

But most of the population is going to hell, just like you are (see Matthew 7:13-14).

JackTheRipper 08-31-2013 06:52 PM

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Bwhahahahaha this post made me laugh HARD XD,what the piffle tf2 gay? are you retarded or something? XD also tf2 isn't gay lol and this game isn't anti american propaganda

PyroBoy 08-31-2013 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JackTheRipper (Post 1025038)
Bwhahahahaha this post made me laugh HARD XD,what the piffle tf2 gay? are you retarded or something? XD also tf2 isn't gay lol and this game isn't anti american propaganda

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if my retard-machine is correct, the level of retarded here is 20398463271890q2983746%


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