God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!
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I know the Bible tells me to love my enemies, but the homos and the cargo cultists really piss me off with the way they try to impose their lifestyles on the rest of us.
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Every unbeliever understands the pagan ritual of Easter... Resurrection Sunday is another story, however...
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Everyone knows what Easter is originally about- Jesus died, was put in a cave, and then on the third day he rose again in the form of a giant chocolate egg, which is why we now have Easter eggs!
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And becuase you say True Christians are never wrong or gay, you blame the homo for imposing it on you. Written by a brother of a psychology student who wont stop talking. On easter: You are all wrong, St. peter was a rabbit! in the last supper he ate sugered eggs with vannila, and then jesus made him the pope! Popes should be rabbits! if that would happen, all christianity would gather, listen to a rabbit that tells god's words. But the catholic church tries to hide the fact. Now we eat choclate eggs becuase they taste better then what st. peter ate. Makes sense, doesnt it? |
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Not only to you get bunnies, you also get chocolate eggs! X3 |
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Well, I give up some chocolate eggs for eternal salvation any time... Short time policies like those Obummer politics are never smart (not that True Christians expect something smart from him).
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