God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
So you thought that having anal sex (or sewer sex, as we call it here at LBC) was a good contraceptive? Anal sex is one of the filthiest things one can do, and it's gay even if it's with a woman. Unfortuently it has turned out to be a rather effective contraceptive (or pre-abortion as we call it), UNTIL NOW
For the first time ever, a case has been recorded where a woman became pregnant by anal sex. As it has never happened before, we can only assume that this is because God has become tired after seeing millions upon millions of people murdering their sperm by this form of filthy sodomy, for the sole reason that the sluts does not want any children. God sure has patience, but even He has a limit. He simply made the sperm crawl out of the rectum into the cooter, to bless the world with another baby and punish the slut with bearing a child she never wanted. This is a miracle and yet another proof of God's existence! Quote:
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Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
We can only pray this starts happening to homers the world over, shaming them to straightness when they stagger from their closets and beg for relief as the netherborn neonates claw their way from their rectums.
What a glorious day it will be when butt babies destroy the anuses of every homer abomination ever to make the baby Jesus cry as He was forced by omniscience to watch their depraved acts. |
Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
Sometimes you have to wonder if they are making these stories up just to see if people are paying attention.
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It is a pity that freak shows are not that common nowadays: this is the sort of thing that would pull in crowds and allow the woman to serve as a terrible example while, at the same time, the income would pay for the prayers needed to cure her.
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Well, that explains where Hillary came from.
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What's next? I'll tell you what's next - anal abortions - served up by Planned Parenthood and covered by ObamaCare.
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