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Bjorn Jensen 05-25-2016 08:03 AM

God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
So you thought that having anal sex (or sewer sex, as we call it here at LBC) was a good contraceptive? Anal sex is one of the filthiest things one can do, and it's gay even if it's with a woman. Unfortuently it has turned out to be a rather effective contraceptive (or pre-abortion as we call it), UNTIL NOW

For the first time ever, a case has been recorded where a woman became pregnant by anal sex. As it has never happened before, we can only assume that this is because God has become tired after seeing millions upon millions of people murdering their sperm by this form of filthy sodomy, for the sole reason that the sluts does not want any children. God sure has patience, but even He has a limit. He simply made the sperm crawl out of the rectum into the cooter, to bless the world with another baby and punish the slut with bearing a child she never wanted. This is a miracle and yet another proof of God's existence!

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A woman has become pregnant from anal sex in case which is believed to be one of the first recorded of its kind. While it would appear to be a medical impossibility, a US doctor has spoken of his surprise at discovering it had occurred to one of his patients.

Dr Brian Steixner MD, Director of the Institute of Men’s Health at Jersey Urology Group in Atlantic City, has explained that one of his patients had a condition termed cloaca. It occurs in the womb when a female foetus’ bladder, vagina and rectum do not develop normally and instead intestinal, urinal and reproductive functions are all performed from the same orifice

The woman was referred for surgery to correct this when she was younger as is standard treatment for cloaca cases. However the surgery was botched, resulting in her uterus being wrongly connected to her rectum.

Years later, she became pregnant, to the surprise of Dr Steixner and his colleagues. He told Men’s Health: “We knew about her condition, and we had followed her for a decade. After doing a whole bunch of X-rays, we determined that she got pregnant from having anal sex.”

The condition raised the urgent question of whether a safe birth would be possible for both mother and child as she did not have a viable vaginal passage. Dr Steiner said: “The obgyns couldn’t figure out a way to effectively deliver the baby through the rectum safely. So she had a C-section.”

However, Dr Steixner says that the case should not be cause for concern for anyone worried about conceiving in this way. He told The Independent: “This case is one in a billion and the rarest of the rare. I’m not sure it should be a big issue for women generally.”

The Cloacal Malformation Multidisciplinary unit at Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children advises: “Cloacal malformation is a congenital (present at birth) problem that only affects girls. Very early in pregnancy, the rectum, uretha and vagina fail to separate into separate tubes.

“This means that urine and faeces drain into a common channel opening in the perineum (the area where the vagina are normally located. It occurs in 1 in 50,000 births and can be associated with other congenital malformations.”
I am sure that God has something in store for the doctor who prevented the world's first anal birth, which was likely supposed to be part of the punishment.

Des 05-25-2016 09:11 AM

Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
We can only pray this starts happening to homers the world over, shaming them to straightness when they stagger from their closets and beg for relief as the netherborn neonates claw their way from their rectums.

What a glorious day it will be when butt babies destroy the anuses of every homer abomination ever to make the baby Jesus cry as He was forced by omniscience to watch their depraved acts.

Nobar King 05-25-2016 01:29 PM

Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
Sometimes you have to wonder if they are making these stories up just to see if people are paying attention.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-25-2016 03:20 PM

Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
It is a pity that freak shows are not that common nowadays: this is the sort of thing that would pull in crowds and allow the woman to serve as a terrible example while, at the same time, the income would pay for the prayers needed to cure her.

Virginia Day Templeton 05-25-2016 04:28 PM

Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
Well, that explains where Hillary came from.

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-26-2016 07:46 AM

Re: God punishes woman for sodomy, with anal pregnancy
 
What's next? I'll tell you what's next - anal abortions - served up by Planned Parenthood and covered by ObamaCare.

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