1001 Errors in the Christian Bible
I can't believe the constant aggravations and persecution we must suffer as True Christians™. There's a site titled 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible. Well, pot, kettle, black. There are only 736 errors listed, so the joke is really on the atheists. They want desperately to find fault with God's word, and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye (Matthew 7:3-4).
I browsed around around a little, and I don't suppose I have to tell you how disgusted I felt. Here's one I picked at random: #254This is supposed to be a contradiction? Whether our Savior wore a scarlet or purple robe? As a Christian heterosexual male I will gladly confess that I have no idea how to tell purple from scarlet from mauve from violet from lavender or lilac (just as long as it isn't flaming atheist pink). Maybe the atheists will be pleased if we all just say it was a scarlet purple robe? The rest of these "contradictions" are just as frivolous. I could easily take any ten of them and tear apart before breakfast. |
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And anyway this isn't a contradiction as far as I can see.
He could easily have had two robes on. When Mark looked he just saw them putting a purple robe on Him. When Mathew was recording the event maybe he looked up from his notepad when they were putting the scarlet robe on Him. I can't see a contradiction. What I can see is TWO trustworthy eye witnesses to the persecution of Christ. YIC Jack |
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It is a well-known fact that Ancient Greek (which Jesus invented) had no word for the color blue. See Homer's "Wine-dark sea".
We know that the sea is not the color of fine American red wine. We known that the Greeks could not all have been colorblind. It is clear then that the color of the Holy and Perfect Robe was some sort of color like red (wine) or Purple (dark red wine.) Obvious when you think about it. |
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I must admit, some wine colors can be purple AND red at the same time, or certainly look that way in certain lights. Have a look at THIS - http://www.art-paints.com/Paints/Spr...Purple-Red.gif No doubt half of you will see red, while the other half will say it's purple or plum colored?? I can't believe atheists are being nit-picky over the color of his robes?? It's pathetic. :thumbdown: |
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I wish I could see these God-haters once they die and go to Hell. My guess is that while bending forward over a lava vent, they will have a long intelligent discussion about whether they are being molested by purple or scarlet demons. :lol: |
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Atheists, being all homosexuals, and thus interior decorators, always carry around their little color fan decks.
http://influencers.at/bloggery/wp-co...N_DECK_003.jpg They will point out that "scarlet" means Pantone Scarlet 19-1760 (not Flame Scarlet, 18-1662, and not Scarlet Sage, 19-1559) and that "purple" means Amaranth Purple 19-3536, not . . . um . . . well, there are about 75 purples, and I'm not gonna list them all. But it's definitely not "Beetroot Purple 18-2143", because that looks too much like Scarlet. Practically identical, in fact. |
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Ge:2:24: Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. He went bright red and fanned himself with one of those things before stammering out that he was in a relationship and hoped some day to marry! In this world there are 2 sorts of people who are unmarried, fornicators and abominations - I now know the truth! I will have the room disinfected. |
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Back to the OP, most likely the Roman soldiers put Jesus in a plaid cloak.
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Ok, the KJV is about 400 years old. It was re written by shakespear's friends in England in 1611. In Psalms 46 you can study it as a cipher going down in groups of 14 and 31 which add to 46 (Shakespeare age at the time) and you can see that it clearly reads "I am Shake spear". The King James Version is a 400 year old bible.
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John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. The lies that you tell and your innability to be able to adequately add are evidence that you are a bastard child of the devil. No, you are not welcome in the congregation of the Lord. Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. |
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There have been several editions but no revisions in the bible. where are these errors?
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"Betty Botter bought some butter,as "Betty Botter bought some butter,or "Grizelda Spruttocks bought a spokeshave,those are not real translations, just as all the false "bibles" are not genuine or complete translations either. Recently another robe has been described in different ways. Black perhaps, or gold or shiny. They are all correct. http://mitza.atpicdata.com/bIpat1p0m...JZSII_yw==.jpg http://mitza.atpicdata.com/btlGMtVxg...kpFuKaYw==.jpg |
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I just browsed the site "1001 Errors in the Christian Bible" and the only error I found was in the title of the site where it says there are errors in the Bible. It's funny to see how the authors try to construe contradictions:
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When I have dinner guests, I might ask them several things. I might ask "Do you need more sauce?", then, ten minutes later "Can I pour you some more wine?". Happily, I never invite atheist retards for dinner, they couldn't handle this situation because they think it's impossible to get more sauce AND more wine. |
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It's #267. Their comment: “Mark” indicates that the Sabbath was over and it was already a new day. The Greek of “Matthew” indicates it was late in the Sabbath and the son had not yet risen. Christian commentators fumble with the difference here and the corresponding proper mistranslations. All you have to do though to get a logical explanation for the difference is drop your illogical assumption that “Matthew” is presenting history. Matthew copied from Mark but felt he could make an improvement in the story by showing the son was rising while the son was rising. Atheists just have a very superficial and judgemental view on the Bible, they are guided by satan who makes them see contradictions where there are none. |
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Right there on the first page: "..most excellent Porphyry" what a joke! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing001.gif So I looked up Luke 1:3 to see which heretical version they were using HERE and HERE. Next I searched the eniire King James Bible for Porphyries. Nothing. The search result may be confirmed HERE. I don't think I'll be reading very much of this stuff. Try this for an "error" Quote:
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Unfortunately the maniacs responsible for braying these "errors" are hellbound fools who, upon their arrival, will discover just how far manias can go in the fullness of time when they meet their true master. Satan. It doesn't get mania than that. |
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Those atheists can't understand that if GOD wanted only one POV there would be a single and complete account.
But GOD knows man is an imperfect sinning waste of space with a very limited ability to understand. So there are "redundant" but "incoherent" parts that are just what GOD meant. 1) the ETERNAL TRUTH 2) in a form that will be fitter for some or others (without resorting to satanic interpretations) 3) all of them PERFECT and GOD GIVEN in their way It is always the "wine" of GOD's UNDILUTED TRUTH Esther 1:7 And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of the king. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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