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Rev. Jim Osborne 01-13-2010 10:12 PM

QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!
 
I'm often asked whether or not a person is going to end up in heaven or hell. Fortunately, we can know the answer to that. God has laid down the law so precisely and clearly in the AV1611 King James Bible, that we can know whether or not you and I are going either to join Jesus in the Kingdom of Heaven or be tortured for an eternity by Satan in Hell. This test was created by me, the Rev. Jim Osborne, with full Biblical reference. It is 100% accurate.


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Am I Going to Heaven or Hell?


A fun Christian quiz by Rev. Jim Osborne, Th.D., D.Min., pastor at Landover Baptist Church, Freehold, Iowa.

Please respond to the following answers truthfully. If you totally agree with the statement, choose YES, if you don't choose NO, and if you are undecided or of mixed opinion, choose MAYBE. You can print out this page and circle the YES or NO or MAYBE answers. Otherwise, just write down the numbers 1-50 on a sheet of paper and put a Yes, No, or Maybe besides it as you go along with the test.

1) God created the Earth in seven literal days and the Genesis account is 100% accurate with no room for error.
YES / NO / MAYBE

2) Women should suffer in childbirth and not be allowed pain-killing drugs.
YES / NO / MAYBE

3) God would destroy the Earth because He is angry with it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

4) A 90 year old woman can get pregnant.
YES / NO / MAYBE

5) Homosexuality is morally wrong and deserving of death.
YES / NO / MAYBE

6) People shouldn't have tattoos.
YES / NO / MAYBE

7) Everyone should stay away from psychics, astrologers, and mystics.
YES / NO / MAYBE

8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

9) Unicorns exist.
YES / NO / MAYBE

10) It is solely up to God whether someone is rich or poor.
YES / NO / MAYBE

11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
YES / NO / MAYBE

12) If a man marries a woman who is not a virgin, and he ends up hating her, should he have a right to gather his neighborhood together and stone her to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
YES / NO / MAYBE

14) Does God hate it when we tolerate other people's religions?
YES / NO / MAYBE

15) Should non-believers be put to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

16) There is no such thing as a good atheist. All atheists are evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

17) Are earthquakes caused by God?
YES / NO / MAYBE

18) Poor homeless people deserve to starve to death because they don't trust in God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

19) Does God laugh and get amusement about sending people to Hell?
YES / NO / MAYBE

20) Some people are just born evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

21) Tithing to your church will make you rich.
YES / NO / MAYBE

22) If you put your trust in the Lord, He will make you fat.
YES / NO / MAYBE

23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
YES / NO / MAYBE

24) If a person doesn't believe in Christ, they can't go to Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

25) Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
YES / NO / MAYBE

26) People should love Jesus even more than their own family members.
YES / NO / MAYBE

27) Jesus considers the pope to be Satan.
YES / NO / MAYBE

28) Castrating yourself for God is a good way to get into Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

29) Do not let unbelievers into your house.
YES / NO / MAYBE

30) A good Christian hates the world.
YES / NO / MAYBE

31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
YES / NO / MAYBE

32) Witches and pagans should be executed.
YES / NO / MAYBE

33) We as Christians should judge people.
YES / NO / MAYBE

34) Christians can judge everything we want to, and no unsaved person can judge us for that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

35) Science is wicked and should be avoided.
YES / NO / MAYBE

36) Cross-dressing is an abomination before God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

37) Women need to shut up and not speak in church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

38) Women should not have any authority over a man and have no power to teach them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

39) Women that wear braided hair, gold, or expensive jewelry are harlots. No Christian woman should dress like that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

40) Wives need to obey whatever their husband tells them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

41) We should follow secular law.
YES / NO / MAYBE

42) We Christianscannot sin.
YES / NO / MAYBE

43) Catholics are not Christians.
YES / NO / MAYBE

44) We need to follow all of the Bible, not just parts of it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

45) If you break a single one of God's commandments, you will go to Hell.
YES / NO / MAYBE

46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
YES / NO / MAYBE

47) People should tithe generously to their church even if they are dirt poor and struggling to make ends meet.
YES / NO / MAYBE

48) God creates both good and evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

49) God purposely makes people be born retarded, handicapped, blind, deaf, etc.
YES / NO / MAYBE

50) When Jesus said "Judge not, that ye be not judged." he wasn't telling us not to judge others at all, but just warning us not to judge hypocritically.
YES / NO / MAYBE

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Scoring
For every YES answer you marked, add 2 points. For every NO answer, add 0 points. For every MAYBE answer, add 1 point. The lowest score possible is 0 and the highest possible is 100.

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Results
If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.

If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Landover Baptist Church sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!

"Wait??? Aren't these results wrong? Why are so many people going to Hell?"

Jesus tells us in the Gospels that most people will go to Hell and very few are admitted to Heaven.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

I hope you enjoyed the test and make sure to vote your results on the poll! :thumbsup:

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Sources
1) Genesis 1-3.
2) Genesis 3:16
3) Genesis 6:11-13
4) Genesis 18:11-14
5) Leviticus 18:22
6) Leviticus 19:28
7) Leviticus 19:31
8) Leviticus 21:16-23
9) Numbers 23:22
10) Deuteronomy 8:17
11) Deuteronomy 22:11
12) Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13) Deuteronomy 22:28-29
14) Judges 2:1-3
15) 2 Chronicles 15:13
16) Psalms 14:1
17) Psalms 18:7
18) Psalms 37:3
19) Psalms 37:12-13
20) Psalms 58:3
21) Proverbs 3:9-10
22) Proverbs 28:25
23) Isaiah 38:8
24) Matthew 10:33
25) Matthew 10:34
26) Matthew 10:35-38
27) Matthew 16:23
28) Matthew 19:12
29) 2 John 1:9-11
30) 1 John 2:15
31) 1 Corinthians 5:11, 2 Corinthians 6:14-17, Ephesians 5:11
32) Exodus 22:18
33) Psalms 37:30, John 7:24, 1 Corinthians 5:12-13
34) 1 Corinthians 2:15
35) 1 Timothy 6:20-21
36) Deuteronomy 22:5
37) 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
38) 1 Timothy 2:12
39) 1 Timothy 2:9
40) Ephesians 5:22-24
41) Romans 13:2-6
42) 1 John 3:6-9
43) 1 Timothy 2:5-6
44) James 2:10, 2 Timothy 3:16
45) Matthew 5:17-19
46) Genesis 9:25-26
47) Mark 12:41-44
48) Isaiah 45:7
49) Exodus 4:11
50) Matthew 7:1-5

Petal 01-15-2010 12:30 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 448481)
If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN!

:sigh: Mr.Rev Osborne, is it ok that i begans to see a pattern emergings when i were pickin the answers an then the pattern tolded my sole which answers to picks? cuz i shore that it were a holy patterns -_-

James Hutchins 01-15-2010 01:47 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Phew!

I just squeaked by with a 100!
Rev. Osborne, a test of faith like this is a scary thing but I suppose God wants us to prove our commitment.

Pastor Isaac Peters 01-15-2010 02:05 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Rev. Jim, your quiz highlights how loving God's plan of salvation is. God has taken the guesswork out of salvation; praise His glorious name!

Under the hippy-dippy worldly notion of salvation, you have to be a good enough person. That doesn't let people know whether they're saved. In fact, it does the opposite: People spend their lives wondering whether they're 75% good :innocent: or only 74.999% good :sinner:. What sort of loving God would come up with that loopy system?

James Hutchins 01-15-2010 03:02 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
I agree Pastor. Unless you get a perfect score, your commitment is not there. You only have begun to understand. 100% way or the highway. Just like following the Bible. I even check up on the company that printed it to make positive it is 100% American! Every single word is adored.

Cranky Old Man 01-16-2010 04:44 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 448481)
It is 100% accurate.

Yes it is. Thank you and praise Jesus for this great test of our commitment.

livia_warumono 01-28-2010 08:03 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
i didnt take the test, didnt try.
you people are awful.

Talitha 01-28-2010 09:31 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livia_warumono (Post 462154)
Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
i didnt take the test, didnt try.
you people are awful.

That's really hurtful but I forgive you.

So, you come into our forums just to insult us and call us names?
Jesus told us this would happen.
GLORY!!!

livia_warumono 01-28-2010 11:02 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian :sarcasm:

Rev. Jim Osborne 01-28-2010 11:14 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livia_warumono (Post 462221)
Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian :sarcasm:

Not in those words of course, but the Bible makes it clear that us True Christians™ will be persecuted by unsaved scum such as yourself.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

Petal 01-28-2010 11:20 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livia_warumono (Post 462221)
Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian :sarcasm:

:clap: that be bestest idea you ever hads, Miss.livia! if you get saveds then lord Jesus will tells you stuff to, yay! :D

:lol: i so happys i gonna do a liddle lord Godly dance --->:banana-dance:

Cranky Old Man 01-28-2010 01:16 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livia_warumono (Post 462221)
Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?

Jesus is an amazing fellow.

Quote:

wow maybe i should become christian
Indeed, it would save your soul from eternal damnation in hell.

livia_warumono 01-29-2010 01:45 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
so now your just saying the world hates me?
and thanks again for calling me scum.

you do not have right to make statements like the world hates you, when you do not know me, i bet jesus would be discusted.

Nobar King 01-29-2010 09:11 AM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Are you a goth? The world hates you.

Cranky Old Man 01-29-2010 06:19 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livia_warumono (Post 462911)
i bet jesus would be discusted.

You just lost that bet. Have fun in hell! :sinner:

TheLordSavedMe 01-29-2010 06:51 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
I got 100%! :loveshower:
' ' ' ' ' That means I get to go to :cloud9: HEAVEN :cloud9: and be with JESUS!!!:hi-cap:


That is sooooooo AWSOME!!!


:wave: :wave: :wave:

Haley15 04-01-2010 10:33 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
I got Hell. :( :( :fear2: :firedevil: I might as well go kill myself. :( I feel so worthless. I wish I was dead. I knew I wouldn't make it. Why was I even born. I wish I would have died at birth like I was suppost too.

Haley15 04-01-2010 10:37 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
I know, Livia. I think this site is a great big fake!!!!! I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly! I'm so angry right now! I think some people here are just fakes who think that hurting people is fun. I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!

Cranky Old Man 04-01-2010 10:41 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Haley15 (Post 497929)
I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly!

We are not cruel. We are honest. God demands this from us: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Quote:

I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!
Why so much hate? Don't you realize Jesus loves you?

Levi Jones 04-01-2010 10:41 PM

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Haley15 (Post 497925)
I got Hell. :( :( :fear2: :firedevil: I might as well go kill myself. :( I feel so worthless. I wish I was dead. I knew I wouldn't make it. Why was I even born. I wish I would have died at birth like I was suppost too.

Well, isn't that a shame. Why wouldn't you want Salvation before you die so you could be in heaven with Jesus and the rest of us?


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