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Cranky Old Man 03-12-2014 03:32 PM
texas
 
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored. :thumbdown:

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion! :fear2:

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut! :nono:

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
http://i.imgur.com/MX99EeH.jpg


Before:After:
http://i.imgur.com/DMMVv59.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2pUspDx.jpg?1

Mary Etheldreda 03-12-2014 06:28 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
What has happened to our dear country? It used to be that a gal knew how to have a good time by preparing herself for motherhood. Keeping clean and tidy, quiet and supportive of her husband were values girls aspired to have. Why, my mother-in-law recalls the happy days when a new wife would proudly show her value to her husband by providing Proof Of Purity on the wedding night (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enh...0477552-25.jpg

These days, girls just want to get fat and play games.

Lauren the drunken mick 03-12-2014 07:06 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1072525)
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored. :thumbdown:

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion! :fear2:

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut! :nono:

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
http://i.imgur.com/MX99EeH.jpg


Before:After:
http://i.imgur.com/DMMVv59.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2pUspDx.jpg?1
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.

Basilissa 03-12-2014 07:24 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick (Post 1072550)
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.

Attila's Wife 03-12-2014 07:28 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1072556)
Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
You can tell it's the same person - it's just that in the second picture her hair looks darker because it is even more greasy. :yucky:

Aaliyah 03-12-2014 11:30 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Philippians 3:19 - Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

These girls have clearly rejected God in favor of their own gluttonous appetite. :thumbdown:

And though I know this verse is only for men, these women should still do us and God a favor according to Proverbs 23:2 - And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

Elijah Mee, PhD 03-13-2014 02:32 AM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick (Post 1072550)
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
Exactly. Unrecognisable, isn't she?

It makes me sad to see people ruining their lives with these pathetic games. :(

TaraAnne 03-13-2014 04:41 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/as...650bfedf80.jpg

Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!

Attila's Wife 03-13-2014 05:05 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TaraAnne (Post 1072807)
Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
Beautiful? Young? Are you on drugs, young lady? :angry:

Lauren the drunken mick 03-13-2014 07:10 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TaraAnne (Post 1072807)
http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/as...650bfedf80.jpg

Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
Those people aren't the same either.

Mary Etheldreda 03-13-2014 07:14 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick (Post 1072815)
Those people aren't the same either.
Look at their eyes. Same eyes. "Windows to the soul," they say. These are windows to deep, dark pits of blackened despair. Poor thing.

Cranky Old Man 03-13-2014 09:43 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick (Post 1072550)
Those girls aren't even the same person.
Which part of "before" and "after" do you not get? Let me guess, you are obese yourself!?

Kay314 03-13-2014 10:08 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
As if that wasn't bad enough, the game is encouraged to be played by anyone over 4! They are taking the Lord's children and bloating them before they are old enough to fight back. :(

Ezekiel Bathfire 03-13-2014 10:46 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
I find the greatest sin to be the mindlessness that Candy Crush induces. These young women could spend their time fruitfully by praying to Jesus to bring about Armageddon.

Cranky Old Man 03-26-2014 11:44 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Yet more proof God is not pleased with Candy Crush Saga: CANDY CRUSH MAKER CLOSES DOWN 15.6% ON IPO DAY

Holy Henry 03-27-2014 12:08 AM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick (Post 1072550)
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
Your obviously blind. As well as probably being gay and an atheist.

helloseattle 04-03-2014 01:43 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
bad candy crush:angry:

DemonThinker96 04-12-2014 06:31 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1072525)
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored. :thumbdown:

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion! :fear2:

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut! :nono:

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
http://i.imgur.com/MX99EeH.jpg


Before:After:
http://i.imgur.com/DMMVv59.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2pUspDx.jpg?1


Where is your evidence? I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me

Didymus Much 04-12-2014 06:41 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeThinker96 (Post 1080713)
...I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me
So? 1) A test sample of 1 is meaningless, 2) a test where the subject is also the reporter is inherently flawed, and 3) without knowing who you are, how is anyone supposed to take anything you say seriously?

mainquestforgod 04-12-2014 11:13 PM
Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1072525)
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored. :thumbdown:

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion! :fear2:

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut! :nono:

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
http://i.imgur.com/MX99EeH.jpg


Before:After:
http://i.imgur.com/DMMVv59.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2pUspDx.jpg?1
Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.


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