"A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order
Jesus hates a variety of things, so many in fact, that anyone short of a Biblical scholar can have trouble keeping track of them all. I thought it might be handy to have a mnemonic available for reference by the spiritually challenged...if this goes well, I might have this printed and bound into a childrens' book. Obviously, Jesus passionately despises far more than just 26 things, so feel free to go as many rounds as you like.
"A" is for Anal Sex:ph34r: Leviticus 20:13 |
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B is for Bastards, I am pretty sure Jesus hates them too: Deuteronomy 23:2 and Hebrews 12:8.
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C. Contraception. :angry:
Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. This includes Condoms and please bear in mind that according to Genesis 1:22 contraception is also prohibited from those of the Created Avian kind. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: PS. Can we be sure that Jesus is not saddened as He has to read about all these hateful and repulsive things as He is busy doing Rapture preparations. |
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D... :(
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-conte...-NL-Canada.jpg Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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D is clearly for DEMONs and DEVILs, which is a group so foul that they are hated by Jesus, who battled them fiercely on a daily bass, even turning a flock of them into pigs one time! I LOVE thtstory!! :wizard:
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Education.
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Fornication. 1 Corinthians 6:18
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God hates goths with a passion. :rtfm:
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God hates Homersexurals, that much is clear.
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Immigrants.
Nehemiah 4:17 |
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Joos :joo:
Acts 14: 1-5 :rtfm: |
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Kosher.
Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." |
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Galatians 5:19 Lasciviousness.
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Menstruation :bad:
Leviticus 15:19-30 |
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Nigras :watermelon:
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Onanism.
Genesis 38:9 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother." |
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Other gods :thumbdown:
Jeremiah 1:16 |
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Papists :thumbdown:
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Religious Tolerance :thumbdown:
Deuteronomy 13:6-10 |
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