FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE
Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!
In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands! However, liberalism, feminism, atheism and a bunch of other 'isms' have led to a sense of 'equality' between the genders. This is outrageous! GOD created MAN, and then plucked a rib from his side to create woman. (This is why men have one less rib than women, but that doesn't mean that women are special.) Do you know what this means? It means that women belong to men! Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16 And because Eve was dumb enough to listen to a talking snake, she caused all women throughout time to have pain when giving birth, and they all deserve it because none of them are decent! Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.-Proverbs 31:10 So, Christian Brothers, I would like to offer you some GODly suggestions on how to make sure YOUR women never become like today's whoring feminists! This works for daughters, wives, nieces, or even other people's womenfolk! 1. Never put a woman in charge of anything! She will just mess it up! This is confirmed in Isaiah 3:12... As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths. 2. Women are disgusting and gross and have cooties, so saith the LORD your GOD! This is especially true when she is having her time of the month, and you must know how to handle this putrid exhibition of smelly female fluids! Do not let her touch anything in your house. Send her away immediately to a shed that you have prepared for that has a bucket to squat over, or send her away to "The Monthly Visitor" inn. Leviticus 15:20 explains clearly... And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. See right there? The germs will crawl off her leaking body and infest your expensive furniture! Kick her out of the house and don't let her come back for seven days after her issue! (see verse 28). 3. Childbirth is a woman's duty, end of argument. However, it is your GODly duty to see to it that it is done the way GOD commanded, and that it hurts. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO BE GIVEN PAIN KILLER! GOD WANTS HER TO SUFFER FOR WHAT EVE DID 6,000 YEARS AGO! From Leviticus chapter 12... [12:2] Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean. [12:3] And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.(Make sure they take as much off as possible, so that hardening of the tallywacker is very tight and painful, thereby ensuring sexual activity is kept to a minimum throughout his GODly life.) [12:4] And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.(Keep her from following you to church! You might have to lock her in the shed if she's not at "The Monthly Visitor.") [12:5] But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.(Notice that the period of uncleanliness is shorter for a male child than a dirty she-child.) If your wife or one of your daughters are expecting children, you will want to remind them how painful and horrifying the experience is going to be, all because they were unfortunately born a member of the weaker sex that spat in the face of GOD and betrayed all humans into the arms of Lucifer. My father used to punch my mother in her bloated gut when she was pregnant with me, just to make sure she wasn't enjoying it and to toughen up his little boy before he was even born! PRAISE GOD! 4. Women are there for your needs and wants. This is NOT something True Christian husbands should feel apologetic about it. It is our GOD given right to have women as our property, and it's time we act like it! Paul simultaneously rebukes the homosexuals while explaining that the natural use of a woman is for sex in Romans 1:27 This is further suggested by the wording of the Ten Commandments, where we are instructed not to covet our neighbor's houses, THEN their wives, not the other way around. The only difference is you don't have a mortgage on your wife, you own her outright. GOD also provides a way for us to make a little extra money off our daughters if we decide we don't want them anymore. (See Exodus Chapter 21 for details.) 5. Women are worth less than men in the eyes of our awesome GOD. He says so in Leviticus 27: [27:3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. [27:4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. This presentation is by no means exhaustive or complete, but it should be an excellent reminder that we are not expected by GOD to treat women the way we do men, and that they are clearly beneath us. Print this off and keep it handy. The next time your wife or daughter messes up, fetch this list and tell her why she is being punished. Cite the scripture as you punch, kick, slap and beat the devil out of her! PRAISE GOD AND AMEN! |
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Ever heard of emma goldman? she is my hero.
Whats wrong with people being equal? a man is equal to a woman in every sense. What is wrong with forgiveness. What is wrong with equailty. What is wrong with caring for oneanother. what is wrong with excepting your a piece of worthless dirt for even thinking about another homo-sapien. (ever wonder why were called homo sapiens? Because its ok to feel as you feel) |
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Women are the inferior gender nearly every book of the Bible confirms that. Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. I think that just about says it all. Bob what you wrote should be in every handout sheet in every marriage counselor's office. |
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ever think of the fact that you can think on your own accord? and not just listen to the bible, maybe do what you think is right, not just what the bible says? |
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when i say think for yourself- i mean not just listen to the bible. which is exactly what you are not doing. I support many messages in the bible. but people need to take responsibility |
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You've never read the Bible, so you have nothing to support. If you had read the Bible, then you would know that it is the inerrant word of God Almighty, not a menu from some chink restaurant where you can pick one from column "A" and two from column "B". It's all or nothing, boy. You insult Jesus with every breath you take. I pray that you will get off your high horse and turn your life over to Him before He decides that He's had enough of your hatefulness. |
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the funny thing is, i HAVE read the bible. go figure |
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Homo Sapiens means 'thinking man' or 'wise man', not 'feeling man'. Where did you read that one, on the stall of an airport men's room? Humans are the only species with the intellect to comprehend the concept of a higher power. That's what makes us wise. You're not a homo sapiens just because you can deny God. That just makes you an animal. |
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No man but god shall rule over me... none of you dumb ass men here on earth ever will. i will always say what goes in my house not some stupid sexist man. no one controls me but me and my lord and saviour :angry:
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If you followed the Holy Word of God, then you would know that God expects certain behavior out of you. If you choose to reject God's Commandments, then that's your nevermind. As long as you know that Jesus is going to send you to everlasting hellfire for disobeying even one aspect of one of the thousands of commandments in the Holy Bible, then there is nothing more to be said but this: Enjoy hell. :sinner: :haha: Quote:
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EFF OFF EZIEKIEL, YOU SEXIST SPENCER PRATT LOOK ALIKE.... WHY DON'T YOU GO SCREW A PIG AND GET SWINE FLU?
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are y'all serious? did God not say to treat others how you would like to be treated? would you like to be "Sent to a shed" if you were a woman and it was your time of the month? i mean yeah its gross but its life and that's pretty mean to say towards your wife considering you are supposed to love and cherish each other.
i read about this forum on another Forum i visit and wanted to check it out and read this and i just wanted to say that I'm also a christian male, but i do not think that God wants you to think this way towards your wife. also there's really no need to ban me for stating my opinion as i saw you did to some others. |
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Quick question. Aren't Christians supposed to help save people and keep them from going to Hell? From this post and many others, it seems as if many people are condemning the ones that they don't like. Instead, they should be trying to help them right? Just a different point of view here. --Koty :pimp: |
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