Originally Posted by JessicaLovesGod! (Post 1050911)

He was overjoyed after the meetings and the more women he met with, the happier he was! The happier he was etc..

Originally Posted by JessicaLovesGod! (Post 1050911)

I figured I would stop in and introduce myself again, Brothers and Sisters!
I have been gone for a very long time, my Father (and Pastor) saw it fit for me to travel with my Pastor as he went to preach to Unsaved Trash in foreign lands! :thumbsup: I have been so blessed! I was able to work with the women and help teach them many useful skills such as cooking, cleaning, and following their Leaders every word.They were rarely at home (as they should have been) but out with Godless heathens doing terrible terrible things! :fear2: I was able to show them the error of their ways, and many of them met privately with Pastor and were able to be saved after many meetings. He was overjoyed after the meetings and the more women he met with, the happier he was! The happier he was, the more full I felt with the Holy Spirit, I was unable to contain it!!
After returning home, Father said that Pastor is already planning the next missionary trip and that he would love to have me assist him again!!!
I am so thrilled to be back and to spread the word about all the great things I have been filled with!!

Originally Posted by Jon Bradley (Post 1050914)

I can tell, even by your precious attempt to create a muted recollection, that your father is a great man of God! And gifted at communicating one-on-one with women who have deep needs. May he continue to extend his vine, his branch, to more women who need the Good News! Thank you for this testimony, on behalf of your father, dear nameless daughter.

In His Grip,

Associate Pastor Jon Oliver

Originally Posted by JessicaLovesGod! (Post 1050979)

Oh, I never stated my name! I apologize Pastor, I was just so excited. I'm Jessica :)

Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1050981)

Jessica, how many male children have you bore your husband so far? What church do you attend? What is your favorite bible verse?

Originally Posted by JessicaLovesGod! (Post 1050987)

Unfortunately, I attend First Baptist Church of Detroit

Originally Posted by JessicaLovesGod! (Post 1050987)

Unfortunately, I do not have a husband, my Father says he hasn't found a True Christian yet that I am worthy of marrying. I attend First Baptist Church of Detroit (although Father wishes for us to attend a Godly Church with True Christians) and my favorite verse changes often, but they always have to do with submitting to those placed above me!

Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD (Post 1051046)

Hello and welcome back, Jessica! :D

I suggest in the meantime, you hit the streets of southwest Detroit and minister to the needs of such lost souls:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...ggalo-8092.jpg

Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1051087)

To be fair, the juggalos believe in God and have renounced atheist-science.