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Pastor Ezekiel 05-05-2013 03:00 AM

New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
 
Why does this not surprise me? I had held out some hope that there might be one Godly man in Godless Cannuckistan,but it turns out not.


Deaner 05-05-2013 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1000311)
Why does this not surprise me? I had held out some hope that there might be one Godly man in Godless Cannuckistan,but it turns out not.



Male Canadians are all pigs. What else can you do beside watch porn when all it does is snow and your wife is a fat injun?

Cranky Old Man 05-05-2013 10:55 AM

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Yet another demonstration of scientists talking nonsense. It always amazes me how easy it is to shoot holes in yet another scientific study.

A significant portion of the Canadian male population is blind (usually due to some wood chopping accident), retarded or in an alcohol induced coma. So it's impossible for 100% of them to look at porn. Also every child knows gays never look at porn as they don't like watching at sex between men and women.

Billy Bob Jenkins 05-05-2013 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1000368)
Yet another demonstration of scientists talking nonsense. It always amazes me how easy it is to shoot holes in yet another scientific study.

A significant portion of the Canadian male population is blind (usually due to some wood chopping accident), retarded or in an alcohol induced coma. So it's impossible for 100% of them to look at porn. Also every child knows gays never look at porn as they don't like watching at sex between men and women.

Many Canadian men have never even heard of porn, since they are deafened by the constant screaming of millions of dying fetuses in their ubiquitous government hospitals.

God-zilla 05-17-2013 07:51 AM

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... Can't say I'm suprised. I recently found god. But come on.. I did not even do that stuff, back then. Canada has always been a little strange. Just look at the health care-system.. And now obama tries to get us to be like them. Is Obama the devil himself? :wacko:

Basilissa 05-18-2013 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by God-zilla (Post 1003284)
... Can't say I'm suprised. I recently found god. But come on.. I did not even do that stuff, back then. Canada has always been a little strange. Just look at the health care-system.. And now obama tries to get us to be like them. Is Obama the devil himself? :wacko:

Welcome to our friendly forum :) Now, could you please make an appropriate introduction thread, so we can get to know you better?

kboy the abo 02-07-2014 12:52 AM

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First of all,that study did it on 10 men. So no, not all Canadian men watch porn
And the ironic part is that all the porn sites are owned by americans. Not to mention all the american sex slaves, corrupted goverment, america's view of war over all other things.

Oh and uh, where did the bible command you to judge others based on their acts?

And to back myself up let us read the bible

James 4:11-12

Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

see_the_light 02-07-2014 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kboy the abo (Post 1062735)
First of all,that study did it on 10 men. So no, not all Canadian men watch porn
And the ironic part is that all the porn sites are owned by americans. Not to mention all the american sex slaves, corrupted goverment, america's view of war over all other things.

Oh and uh, where did the bible command you to judge others based on their acts?

And to back myself up let us read the bible

James 4:11-12

Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

Just asked my parents, nopes, no brothers up there.

Checked my neighbors, no canukis there!

Asked the Pastor, he's sure no TC either.

It's a good thing that you have tried using the bible, but check the meaning first.

PRAISE THE LORD!

Didymus Much 02-07-2014 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by kboy the abo (Post 1062735)
First of all,that study did it on 10 men...

Really? Where does it say that?

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...So no, not all Canadian men watch porn...
Say you have a bunch of apples. You put them in two boxes. You look in one box, and there are none in that box. Therefore, all the apples are in the other box.

Likewise, the researchers first looked in the box that contains "all the Canadian men who have never consumed pornography". It was empty. Therefore... (I'll leave this part blank for our visitor to prove they can connect dots)

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...And the ironic part is that all the porn sites are owned by americans...
Citation proving your assertion? Oh, right, you're just making stuff up now...

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...Not to mention all the american sex slaves, corrupted goverment, america's view of war over all other things...
Which has exactly WHAT to do with Canadian porn hounds?

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...Oh and uh, where did the bible command you to judge others based on their acts?...
Plenty of places (look for "rebuke" or "rebuking" to get you started), which you'd know if you ever read it.

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...And to prove how little reading comprehension I have let us read the bible...
FTFY.

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...James 4:11-12

Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
Are you brother/neighbour to ANYONE here? No.

Christianboy69 02-16-2014 02:49 PM

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A link that shows the Real truth not the so called "scientists" they are all witch doctors to me.

Zechariah Smyth 02-16-2014 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Christianboy69 (Post 1065427)
*** removed spam link *** A link that shows the Real truth not the so called "scientists" they are all witch doctors to me.

If you are going to post outside links, please make sure they are prasing Jesus or in some way furthering His goals.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Rotiart ot Dog 06-30-2014 12:11 PM

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Ezekial, Why are you so hateful, bro? Just chill out for a bit
I am a Canadian man and I have always kept my prick tucked. Note that the study says 100% of men on the headliner, not just Canadian men. Please try and be more Observant.

Didymus Much 06-30-2014 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotiart ot Dog (Post 1097673)
Note that the study says 100% of men on the headliner, not just Canadian men. Please try and be more Observant.

As a Canadian, you should know that the Université de Montreal is a French-language only institution.

"The Université de Montréal is a public research university in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The francophone institution comprises thirteen faculties..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers..._Montr%C3%A9al

How many Americans do you think they could interview in French? :lol:

Cyan1de 06-30-2014 07:17 PM

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So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

I highly doubt that.

Chosen Undead 06-30-2014 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1097688)
As a Canadian, you should know that the Université de Montreal is a French-language only institution.

"The Université de Montréal is a public research university in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The francophone institution comprises thirteen faculties..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers..._Montr%C3%A9al

How many Americans do you think they could interview in French? :lol:

You're really retarded, aren't you?

I live in montreal and most people are bilingual. Did that ever cross your mind that people could talk different languages?

Didymus Much 06-30-2014 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyan1de (Post 1097785)
So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

I highly doubt that.

So you don't have DVDs and magazines in Colorado, France?

I highly doubt that.

Cyan1de 06-30-2014 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1097790)
So you don't have DVDs and magazines in Colorado, France?


Nope, Colorado, France is a very cut off area. We don't have much supplies coming in. If we do, they're amateurs.

Mary Etheldreda 06-30-2014 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen Undead (Post 1097788)
You're really retarded, aren't you?

All atheists are retarded.

:)

Elmer G. White 07-01-2014 04:54 AM

Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
 
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Originally Posted by Cyan1de (Post 1097785)
So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

I highly doubt that.

I wholly embrace Sister Mary's comment. Godless sinners really seem to be retarded but also unimaginative.

Take an 'isolated heathen tribe in a jungle'. No vile porn?!

You really don't get the incredible imagination Satan has to lure young innocent boys into porn and self-abuse... The images do not have to be in a digital format or on the printed page to seduce the imagination of boys for fornicatory purposes.

DO NOT READ FURTHER UNLESS PREPARED AND STRENGTHENED BY PRAYER!

Satan twists ordinary objects into horrendous shapes to satisfy the lust for conventional fornication and sodomy. I have here some examples.

http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/.../plant-p-5.jpg

http://www.vyperlook.com/wp-content/...10/10/pp-2.jpg

http://www.laweekly.com/imager/b/blo...?cb=1387861823

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/travel-b...lwitschia3.jpg

All these plants must have been created good and perfect by God but corrupted by Satan. The above forms could not have been God's original intention!:( God's voice is being drowned by sin.:angry:

Genesis 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

In addition, young jungle boys look at animals and creeping things in the act of copulation and listen to the voices of neighboring hammocks.

Genesis 9:22
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

No porn?! Look at the world and you can see the abscess ready to burst in Rapture that is the influence of SATAN.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer:bye:

Pastor Ezekiel 07-01-2014 05:07 AM

Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
 
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Originally Posted by Rotiart ot Dog (Post 1097673)
Ezekial, Why are you so hateful, bro? Just chill out for a bit
I am a Canadian man and I have always kept my prick tucked. Note that the study says 100% of men on the headliner, not just Canadian men. Please try and be more Observant.

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Originally Posted by Cyan1de (Post 1097785)
So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

I highly doubt that.

Jesus and I hate you both. :bye:
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Psalm 69:22-29
Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.



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