ListenUp: Yoga is not Christianity
Finally, someone has said it. Yoga is not Christianity. It has always bothered my the way I see Yoga referred to--all quiet and contemplative with prayer-like positions.
Don't fall for it. Now, the President of the Southern Baptists has finally come down off the fence to denouce the heathen practice. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_753797.html I rest my case. |
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That was very interesting, Mr. Hold. I do not have a man available to undertake certain activities, and must do them myself. At present it involves a lot of chopping and digging. (And chainsaw maintenance!)
I also have to scrub and cook myself, and after all that I am re-furnishing and will shortly be taking delivery of a shipping container filled with furniture which I'll have to unload. That is quite enough exercise for me! I would NEVER do yoga :fear2: |
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Even the cow-worshiping hindaloos admit that yoga cannot be separated from their particular brand of heathenism.
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Yoga is nothing but a form of sexual deviance practiced by dot-headed, hash-smoking sand monkeys. They have deliberately allowed this perversion to infect Western society in hopes of dragging white people down to Hell, pleasing their dark master Satan. It is amazing that the jigaboos of Africa have not adopted Yoga, as they will usually go for any sort of sexual deviance, being dark skinned, especially if it involves a white woman. Curse those dot-headed hen-doo-doos!
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Thank Heaven there are still some sensible people in the world.
Even ignoring the fact that yoga is used by the hindoos for their deviant carnal practices, isn't the bible quite clear that we should not partake of the fruits of false religion? "For if any man see thee which hast knowledge sit at meat in the idol's temple, shall not the conscience of him which is weak be emboldened to eat those things which are offered to idols; And through thy knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ. Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend." 1 Corinthians 8:10-13 Just as no True Christian™ would ever eat meat that had been sacrificed to pagan demons, no True Christian™ would ever indulge in these heathen practices, lest they lead those of weaker faith astray. |
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I knew there was something I didn't trust about that sassy, back-talking bear. :glare:
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These are the messages that I leave in the free news boxes that advertise yoga and other evil arts.
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Face it, yoga is just Hindu for "let's have gay sex". All it is so the aggressive gay and do a hand stand an force the passive gay to orally service him by wrapping his lean and powerful thighs around the other man's head. Zeke has shown the Wednesday Circle of Brother's meetings some really shocking video about this. |
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The persecution begins:
LOUISVILLE, Ky. – A Southern Baptist leader who is calling for Christians to avoid yoga and its spiritual attachments is getting plenty of pushback from enthusiasts who defend the ancient practice.Ancient? If it's so ancient, why did it not show up until hippies did? If it was ancient, Jesus would have done it (or more likely, directly condemned it). I think it's absurd that new agers will go ahead and believe any nonsense just because it's "ancient". You hear them talking about how in "Atlantis people lived to be hundreds of years old and could build towers up to the heavens" - because they were ANCIENT! You'll never find any nonsense like that in Christianity. Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler says the stretching and meditative discipline derived from Eastern religions is not a Christian pathway to God. Mohler said he objects to "the idea that the body is a vehicle for reaching consciousness with the divine." "That's just not Christianity," Mohler told The Associated PressChristianity is not about deeds, it is about having the right thoughts, and good intentions, at least on your deathbed. Which do YOU think is better, a bunch of bending over backwards, or a good, solid deathbed confession? Mohler argued in his online essay last month that Christians who practice yoga "must either deny the reality of what yoga represents or fail to see the contradictions between their Christian commitments and their embrace of yoga." He said his view is "not an eccentric Christian position." Other Christian leaders have said practicing yoga is incompatible with the teachings of Jesus. Pat Robertson has called the chanting and other spiritual components that go along with yoga "really spooky." California megachurch pastor John MacArthur called yoga a "false religion." Muslim clerics have banned Muslims from practicing yoga in Egypt, Malaysia and Indonesia, citing similar concerns.See: the Muslims have already beaten us to banning Yoga. As anyone who has heard Newt Gingrich talk about the Manhattan Mosque knows, what Muslim theocracies do is what we should do. |
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I think it is absurd that Yoga is accepted as anything but pagan worship and sexual deviance.
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yoga is not Christianity. The concept of yoga comes from Hinduism.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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Where we lead, the world follows: City to ban Yoga for its occult nature:
When rumors began swirling that authorities in the central Russian city of Nizhnevartovsk intended to ban yoga, practitioners of the ancient Indian discipline thought it was a prank.If only there were an America Vladmir Putin. Why? From Jesus-Is-Savior: The Bible forbids us to have any dealings with the occultic New-Age Movement.Before-it's_News.com: Yoga is a very evil practice wrapped in a pretty package that takes you away from Jesus Christ and opens you up to Hindu demons.Even lukewarm ("mainstream") Christians agree: "Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots?" asked megachurch pastor Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church in Washington state. "Totally. Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you're signing up for a little demon class."GOP Candidate E.W. Jackson: When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana. . . . The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself. . . . [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.Update: There is a risk of counterproductivity in brute force tactics like bannings, and talk of Lullulemon-wearing lesbian witch covens. An alternate approach is copy the tactics that feminists use to keep nerds in their place. I call them Christian Justice Warrior tactics: I have been to several yoga classes. The last one I attended consisted of about thirty women, plus me (this was in Ireland; I don’t know if American yoga has a different gender balance). |
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