How to Recognize a Homosexual
While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children. There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family. Obvious Lisps Minces Wears women clothing Enjoys the WNBA Wears pink Goes to live theater Watches "chick flicks" Doesn't care for John Wayne movies Votes Democrat The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher Works at a beauty parlor Works as a stewardess Works as an interior decorator Works as a nurse Liberal Not so obvious Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops "Metros*xual" Over 25 and not yet married Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife" Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian) Votes Republican, but only for "moderates" Watches MSNBC Complains about Fox News Listens to "pop" music Is a public school teacher Claims to be an "atheist" Claims to be a "buddhist" Claims to be a "catholic" Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ Only plays touch football Is against hunting Hates guns Paints his walls any color except white Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white" Is anti-American Doesn't want to be American Protests against wars Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...) Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing |
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More signs of a Homosexual
Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees Wears sandals Belongs to a union Has long hair Owns a model train set Has ever been on unemployment Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller Has ever cried. Knows how to "manscape" |
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Even more signs
Pretends to be "tolerant" and says "to each their own" Calls negras "African Americans" Doesn't know how to fix an engine Calls dogs "cute" Watches musicals Likes "ethnic music" Doesn't believe in home schooling Has S*x And The City on DVD |
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Yet More Signs
- owns a MacBook - has a Twitter account - does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows - collects anything (other than firearms) - has had more than one prostate exam |
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Enjoys professional wrestling
Doesn't care for decent, good old amateur wrestling Has muscles too big to come from farm work or other honest labor Puts anything in his hair other than classic Brylcreem and a comb Plays with children Eats fruit (especially bananas) Knows what kind of mushroom that is on his plate Dances |
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Wears a "fanny" pack
Carries a Swiss "Army" knife Owns a Kindle Is a member of the Sierra Club Plays tennis Vacations at "Sandals" His favorite actor is "Shrek" Owns a "personal grooming" kit |
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Don't they drive something called a "Chevrolet" too? :(
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Drives a Prius Drives a "Smart" Car Drives any hybrid vehicle Drives any electric vehicle Drives any Japanese or Korean vehicle |
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Drives any care made by a union bum. |
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Reads any Bible other than the KJV1611 for reasons other than proving the false Bibles to be contrary to the Word of God
Believes in evolution Is a liberal arts major in college Goes to an un-Christian college Drinks any sort of coffee other than an ordinary cup o' joe Puts more than two scoops of sugar into their cup o' joe Is a vegetarian Considers himself a feminazi Thinks Hillary Clinton is the bee's knees Sings in the shower Has baths instead of showers |
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Has Red Hair
Goes to a Gym Get's "mani-cures" Loves River Dancing videos |
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Wears (ohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod) "Manties" Looks like it could even be O'Bomber modeling them :( |
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:fear2: NSFW!!!:fear2:
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Personally, I am suspicious of anyone that doesn't carry around hand sanitizer. They obviously don't care that the Aid is everywhere or that they'll catch it. Also, any man who is grocery shopping, they're obvious homers. How do I know this (besides it being the woman's job)? Because of this study: 72 percent of the carts had a positive marker for fecal matter Those damned (sorry for the curse word, I get so mad) do not wash themselves after they've covered themselves in filth:angry: |
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Everyone who is not a True Christian™ is a homosexual! :bad:
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Wow, hell by birthplace, thanks a lot brothers and sisters.
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If you're in San Francisco, it's incredibly easy to spot a homosexual. Look around you and everyone you see is a sodomite.
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