Gifts to Avoid For Christmas
Number one on my list would be the satan-possessed toaster. :thumbdown:
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I wonder how good of toast it would make in the middle of a prayer service with five pastors and two deacons pointing shotguns at it?
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Why is that darkie laughing at the end? He must be used to voodoo and think it's funny when white people are frightened by it.
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The greatest God hating witch to ever walk this earth has now gone electronic in her bid to recruit children for satan. J K Rowling has released a book of spells for PS3. :thumbdown:
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Certain obscene toys should be avoided. I just know that these come pre-stuffed with demons. :angry:
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This is just sick and disgusting. It still offends me that they not only encourage children to dabble in witchcraft with Harry Potter, but masturbation as well. :angry:
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It's a slippery slope indeed. Now it's a plastic broom, tomorrow it's pole dancing at the Bunny Ranch. I cry for our nation.
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There is no shortage of queer toys out there too. Parents don't want their boys to become screaming sissies!
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Another thing you shouldn't get your kids: Any of those Chipmunk movies. They promote wanton sexuality, teach girls to be strippers and promotes bestiality with chipmunks. Look at the little hussies dancing suggestively in public to some bald headed perv. |
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******AVERT YOUR EYES CHILDREN, WOMEN AND UNSAVED!!!!***** http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5441/obamatoy.jpg THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR AMERICA??? GOD DAMN THE DEMOCRATS!!!!! And it's only going to get worse. |
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Yet another toy that shouldn’t be bought…
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The pernicious "Ken" doll has always infuriated me. Talk about a flaming advertisement for the homer lifestyle... Blond hair, blue eyes, the sweater. I'm stunned he doesn't come with a lifetime supply of Astro Glide and a c-ring. :angry:
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http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/408/0abortiondoll.jpg The Obama Administration just won't stop. They just keep rubbing it in our faces. |
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Lasciviousness is their stock-in-trade.
I see you live in Independence, MO, Reverend. Tell me, do you experience any weird things being so close to a momo community? I trust your prosletyzing efforts will bear some fruit. |
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More things NOT to buy for Christmas
Napkin holder http://tjuvtittat.se/wp-content/uplo...1/baby_mun.jpg Toy railway http://tjuvtittat.se/wp-content/uplo...mping-humm.jpg Plastic wolves http://tjuvtittat.se/wp-content/uplo...mping-wolf.jpg |
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Then here in the suburbs of Independence there is nothing but liberal white secular "christians" voting in demoncrats. The whole state is red and then you have this blue cancerous growth in the Kansas City area. The first thing I do is take them on a van ride into the ghetto at night and then park it next to a liquor store. I turn on all the lights in the van take the keys and then walk away. At which point they are forced to contend with reality. I say, "If you love the negroes so much come on out and walk around." I have yet to have one person step out. In fact, they usually beg me not to leave them even in the van. This establishes the truth so when the real sermons begin they can't fall back on their liberal malarky about how the blacks are nice and kind like us when they know they don't really believe any of that politically correct nonsense. |
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I honestly see your point and whole heartedly agree with the items you've listed that we should avoid. However, in response to the plastic wolves of an earlier post, isn't just likely they fell together that way during shipping, and could be removed from that position prior to sale?
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