How To Spot a Jap
 

Brothers and sisters, we all know how sneaky the jap race is. I have found a handy government issued guide on how to spot them, and most amazingly, how to tell them apart from chinks. Frankly I had no idea that this was even possible, but thanks to our brave military, this guide was produced. Please study it carefully.

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It's really amazing what can be done with research these days! Personally if I see any squinty-eyed mud-colored people, I avoid them -- I don't care if they're from Japan, China or Mongolia! Thankfully Wal-Mart keeps them there and brings their handiwork to me, so I don't have to deal with those fish-eating squirts.

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I've always mistrusted these fish heads and rice eating yellow perils ever since they started producing cars with names they could not pronounce, like "Corolla". Hell, they can't even pronounce "English". It's nothing but good old Detroit iron for me.

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Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all. :sarcasm:

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Thank you for the compliments Brother jalmquist! Jesus is smiling!

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Well, somebody needs to take over for Strom Thurmond, I suppose.

Thanks for popping in, Jalm!

Why not head on over to the General Church Fellowship section, and tracking down the Introduction subforum? You could give us a nice introduction of yourself, perhaps sharing what sort of church you attend, and which is your favorite version of the KJV1611 (paper or hardback, regular or large-print)!

We look forward to hearing more of your exciting comments and the many questions I'm sure you'll have about Jesus, Jews, and especially those Satanic Catholics!

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Just for the record, I was being sarcastic in a way I disapprove with the doings and beliefs of this forum and therefore in your minds disapprove with the doings and beliefs of right and wrong of your God.

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Unless you have something to say about slants, I suggest that you vacate this thread and do as Brother OYK advised. We have an introductory thread for just such occasions as your arrival. And we take a dim view of folks who derail threads on "God's favorite forum.":angry:

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Im not derailing your thread as much as im voicing my opinion, which to my understanding is what forums are for ( or does God deem all forums to be pro God, and anit-everything else).

And again with the racial hatred. There are no inherent differences between those of Chinese decent and those of Japanese decent... You know Nature v Nuture.

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If God and the U.S. Military say otherwise, then who are you to disagree?

Did you even read the manual? There are OBVIOUS differences. What kind of a racist are you to claim that all slants look alike? We don't take kindly to bigotry here....

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Is that why you used the sarcasm emoticon? Phew! I'm glad you cleared that up!


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Genetically, of course, all the Japs are now immune to radiation. It has NO effect on them whatsoever. Is that really an outcome that bodes well for the rest of us?

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First of all, I'd question your claim that there is such a thing as "Japanese decent." The Rape of Nanjing and the attack on Pearl Harbour didn't seem very decent to me. And why have you barged into our forum to make outrageous and racist claims about Chinese and Japanese people? Friend, you need to learn to understand that, just because you may not grasp the subtle differences within East Asian cultures, doesn't mean they don't exist. Why, I'm sure the average heathen Chinaman or little yellow Jap monkey would be very shocked, offended and hurt to be told there were no differences between them. You need to learn to start considering the feelings of other people, otherwise you come across as thoughtless and racist.
Yours In Christ,
Temperance.

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Is there really a need for all these guides? I mean, isn't being able to tell a Jap from a China man the same as being able to sort a drawer of paperclips by brand?

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Again cultures, im talking genetics. Obviously someone living in China and someone living in Japan are going to have differences but its not based on genetics; ie thier accent.

http://www.ncpa.org/sub/dpd/index.ph...rticle_ID=9581

You cant physically tell the difference between someone from China and someone from Japan if you were to strip them of thier individuality; put them in the same clothes, gave them the same haircut etc... There just isn't any difference.

Take it this way, if someone were to be born in China, then the next day moved to Japan and lived there for the rest of their life, you wouldnt be able to spot them as not being Japanese unless specifically told.

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Im thoughtless and rascist? Rascist: hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

I think you need to take a step back and take a good look at yourself, then we can talk on who is, and isnt racist.

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Sweet Jesus! I don't know when I've ever read such a racist tirade on God's favorite forum!:bad:

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Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...

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Regardless of whether he is Chinese or Japanese I vote "Ugly".

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I vote slant.

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obviously chinkoid in origin, not that it really matters