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Morton Weinstein 06-08-2014 09:06 PM

Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Friends,

So much has been going on in my life that I have been in a whirlwind - a veritable flurry - of activities. Do not think for one moment that I have abandoned you. While I have faced persecution, this is something I welcome because I know in the face of persecution God blesses me and gives me His Divine Strength! While I am insignificant and lowly here, I would like to share the ways in which God has blessed me since I accepted the Messiah.

Education: I left the Jewish Studies program and I am now studying the Bible online through Newburgh Seminary. While Indiana University is far more prestigious in secular eyes, I see things now with the eyes of Christ and He sees me as His child. How better to honor Him than to study His Word? (2 Timothy 2:15)

Parents: My parents have removed me from the will and have told me I will not inherit the clothing store. They tore a garment as a symbol that I am dead to them and removed my handsome portraits from their mantle. I feel blessed, because the love of my God is more important than the love of my parents. I honor them, and I pray for them, but I will not put them above my Messiah.

Love: I met a lovely Baptist woman, Myra Elizabeth Roseanne Culpepper, whose family has been attending Ridgecrest Baptist Church for as long as the family has lived in the area. She is 17, modest and humble, broad childbearing hips, and is comely to the eye. Her father is not certain of allowing the marriage until she finishes high school but I was able to convince him that having babies, cooking, cleaning, and doing as I say really doesn't require a diploma. Therefore, I am happy to say that we will be married as soon as I can provide for her properly. I will announce a date as soon as one is set.

Friendship: My best friend, Malachi, has been disowned by his parents. His father died of a heart attack when Mal told him he had accepted Jesus. His mother is now living with Malachi's sister, a low-life Joo in NY City. His sister is going to be a lawyer when she passes the bar. (She hardly ever passes a bar, LOL) Malachi is seeing a lovely Christian woman named Esther Smith. I predict wedding bells and many sons for Christ!

Spirituality: I have grown in the faith and have now read the Bible 5 times from cover to cover. I started a Meet the Messiah program before I left Indiana University and at last count, 39 Joos have accepted Christ as Messiah and Savior, bless God! My local church is doing an outreach to muslims called "To Hell with Allah," and we're all excited about its success in that we have driven out 3 islamic families thus far and expect to run out several more if they fail to accept Jesus. We are working with local landlords, offering financial assistance until they can find Christian families to rent their vacant properties and buying out the leases of muslim families so they can be promptly evicted if they do not accept Jesus in seven days. How wonderful it is to share Christ's love in this way.

I ask for the continued prayers of the brethren that I may always be pleasing to the Lord. I still owe much to the wonderful people of Landover Baptist. While my tithes are meager, my intentions are great. As God blesses me, I shall continue to forward ten percent to LBC.

Wishing you all continued happiness and success, I remain,

Your brother in Christ,
Morton

Mary Etheldreda 06-08-2014 09:23 PM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Well that is wonderful news, dear! I'm so happy to hear you have purged the Jewish filth from your life and are working to bring others the Good News that without Faith and Redemption, they will face the same fate as your stubborn family.

:thumbsup:

Jedediah 06-08-2014 11:00 PM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
This is all joyous news, filling my heart with gladness. It seems you may be well on the path to getting in on the rapture, rather than having to be among the 144,000 jews who wait until the tribulations to turn their hearts to Christ.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein (Post 1093063)
I feel blessed, because the love of my God is more important than the love of my parents. I honor them, and I pray for them, but I will not put them above my Messiah.

Amen. Jesus tells us that our true family is with Him and His church.

Matthew 12:47-50
Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.


Indeed, you must love Jesus so completely that there is no room left for familial love. Jesus exhorts us to hate our parents, so that there is more love for Him.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Daisy Mae Johnson 06-09-2014 01:00 AM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Welcome back Brother Morty.

I'm glad to see you are still a repenting joo. :thumbsup:

I was wondering what happened to you. I know how sneaky those joos can be.

Mother Of Seven 06-09-2014 01:09 AM

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If he genuinely is a repenting Joo, he should change his name to something like Marty Winston. I mean, what sort a Christian is called Winestain? And get a nose job. And get a laser job on those eyes! Those spectacles are, well, a spectacle! And lose weight. And get his foreskin reattached.

Morton Weinstein 12-10-2014 09:11 PM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
I suppose I should update you on the tragedy that is sometimes my life. Despite Christ's richest blessings, He chose to not grant me the gift of a wife. My Joo mother used to say, "Morton, love doesn't fall from the sky, it falls from your heart." I didn't ever understand what that stupid Joo meant.

Malachi is now wed and has a young son - such a son! He is named Christopher. His wife, Esther, is obedient, loving, and a good cook. She adheres to his commands and appreciates the discipline he hands out.

Since it appears marriage is not in the cards for me, I am running for office locally. I have posted elsewhere about this and seek your support. Contributions will be appreciated! Give give give! God will bless you!

The road sometimes seems long, but as my Joo grandmother used to say, "Morton, dear, the reason why there are so many roads is that you have many places to go."

Another mindless Joo comment, in my opinion. Meh.

Morton

BaptistBethany 12-11-2014 05:10 AM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein (Post 1123948)
I suppose I should update you on the tragedy that is sometimes my life. Despite Christ's richest blessings, He chose to not grant me the gift of a wife. My Joo mother used to say, "Morton, love doesn't fall from the sky, it falls from your heart." I didn't ever understand what that stupid Joo meant.

Malachi is now wed and has a young son - such a son! He is named Christopher. His wife, Esther, is obedient, loving, and a good cook. She adheres to his commands and appreciates the discipline he hands out.

Since it appears marriage is not in the cards for me, I am running for office locally. I have posted elsewhere about this and seek your support. Contributions will be appreciated! Give give give! God will bless you!

The road sometimes seems long, but as my Joo grandmother used to say, "Morton, dear, the reason why there are so many roads is that you have many places to go."

Another mindless Joo comment, in my opinion. Meh.

Morton


Dear Morton, I hate to point this out to you, but I think your friend Malachi and Esther have gravely sinned against God. You told us on June 8, 2014 that they were dating. Now, just a mere 6 months later, they are married and have a son!

Now, I know I am just a woman and not nearly as smart as a man, but even I can see that the math doesn't add up on that!

I'm afraid your friend Malachi and his whore of a wife had sexual relations before they were married! Or, she tricked your friend Malachi, telling him she was a virgin, when she clearly was not!

I suggest you read the following verses and share them with Malachi.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21

If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,and give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel’s virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:and the damsel’s father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; and, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter’s virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; and they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

Morton Weinstein 12-11-2014 11:06 PM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Oy, how remiss am I not to explain such things! You see, their dear little son was born prematurely. It was quite shocking to Malachi, too, when his bride announced that it was time to go to the hospital. He quickly did the math (he is so good with numbers) and she was certainly premature. As the Lord would have it, though, the child weighed a whopping 8 pounds, 10 ounces and has the brightest blonde hair; I believe Malachi described it as being the same color as their postman's.

So, all worked out in the end! The baby was fine, everyone is happy and healthy. I do think you are a very special person for being concerned and I am grateful beyond measure. It is like my grandfather used to say, when ice cream is offered, even if you aren't hungry, take it!

Cordially,
Morton

A smart ass named luke 12-22-2014 02:03 AM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
you do realize Jesus was a Jew right?

Jim Farmer 12-22-2014 02:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A smart person (Post 1126191)
you do realize Jesus was a Jew right?

Wrong. Read this: Jesus was NOT a Joo

Morton Weinstein 12-28-2014 07:54 AM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
ROFL

If Jesus was Jewish, and if He was killed by the Jews, which He was, then the crucifixion would have been suicide. LOL

Everyone knows GOD sent HIS SON to die at the hands of smelly Jews and thereby save the world from His eternal wrath, which is justified because women have been tempting men since Eden and He is trying to make real men of us.

Oy, such nonsense from a heretic. It's like my Auntie Edna used to say, If you let the dogs into the house, there will be caca somewhere.

Morton

Morton Weinstein 04-25-2015 06:28 PM

Re: Glory to God for His Blessings
 
Dear Friends,

My studies in the Bible have taken so much of my time. Despite the lack of accreditation, I just know my degree from Newburgh Seminary will lead me to higher heights in the ministry.

I remain unmarried, but I know the LORD GOD has a babe (in Christ) waiting for me somewhere and He is moving my feet along the pathway that will intertwine with hers one day. Until then, my faith is steadfast and true. God is the Conqueror of sin and death, and it is not His will that I live my life of servitude without having someone to serve me. Glory to the Father.

I am sad to report that my dear friend Malachi has divorced his wife due to adultery. When their child became ill, blood tests revealed that the child belonged to the man that delivered their mail. Malachi was always wondering why mail was delivered on Sunday, but being a trusting sort of man, he just let it slide. His former wife is suing him for child support, but he believes the postman should be the one paying for the little bastard. I tend to agree.

Please keep Malachi in your prayers.

My love for God grows with each passing day. So many of my joys can be attributed to His presence in my life and the faithful reading of His Word gives me the knowledge I need to make decisions that face handsome young men like myself. He is SO good to us.

I have never ceased praying for you all. Even if I do not visit often, please know that I strive for the day when all who visit this forum can know what serving the Lord is really all about!

May He keep His Loving Hand upon All!
Morton


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