The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package).
Friends, I know this might be a delicate subject, but I was just enjoying some whiskey with the ladies on the Steering Committee, and we got to talking about the considerable financial challenges our church faces in the coming fiscal year, and, well, I'm sure you all know we're going to have a heck of a time balancing our budget.
At present, the church is operating with an ongoing structural deficit of approximately $1 million per year. Growing our membership, and being better about making sure everybody tithes at the appropriate amount, is clearly part of the solution. However, I've looked at the numbers, and I feel it would be irresponsible of us not to include Pastor Zeke's compensation package among the areas where we might employ a little belt-tightening. For example, he is allocated $6,000 per year for auto lease payments, and his leased Cadillac Escalade is traded in every two years for a new one. And he gets $4,000 per year for gasoline. http://www.autoweek.com/storyimage/C...c-escalade.jpg What I'm thinking is it would probably be pretty painless for him if, when the lease is up on his current Caddy, which costs $500 per month, we were to trade it in on something like a Ford Fusion Hybrid... http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...-18_600x0w.jpg ...which can be leased for $300 per month. That right there saves us $2,400 per year just on lease payments, and when you consider the fact that the Fusion Hybrid gets 47mpg vs. the Cadillac's 14mpg, we'd be saving at least another $3,000 on Zeke's gas bill. And that's not the only savings I can see us realizing in the transportation area of Zeke's expenses. For example, instead of sending him to his yearly golf junket in Dubai, why not have him enjoy some golf courses closer to home? http://www.expatechodubai.com/wp-con...g-in-dubai.jpg Anyway, I just thought this was something we should maybe consider. I love Pastor Zeke with all my heart, and I know he works very hard, but I know he also loves this church more than he loves his own life, and I'm sure he would not want to ever feel like his expenses were unduly burdening this fine organization. |
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JAYSUSSS is all powerful but he needs your money!
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Re: The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package).
A simple question: As seen in the original post. Why does the church budget goes to luxurious cars for a pastor instead of the church well being? Isn't luxury a sin ? James 5:5 . Sounds like a con. :innocent:
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1 Tim 5:17-18 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine. For the scripture saith, thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward. God has ordained that pastors should earn their living from preaching the Gospel (v 14). 1 Cor 9:9-14 9 For it is written in the law of Moses, thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? 10 Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. 11 If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things? 12 If others be partakers of this power over you, are not we rather? Nevertheless we have not used this power; but suffer all things, lest we should hinder the gospel of Christ. 13 Do ye not know that they which minister about holy things live of the things of the temple? and they which wait at the altar are partakers with the altar? 14 Even so hath the Lord ordained that they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel. Gal 6:6 Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things. |
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Brother. I'm sad to note you choose to no longer wanting to be a part of our congregation. :( I don't know what happened between you and Pastor Zeke, and perhaps the whisky didn't become you, but for you to be this cruel - for anyone to read!!!! - and even hint at the hardest working Pastor on this planet (and thus on all planets that exist) being forced to make do with a hyb.. hyb... I can't say it! Truly truly shocking. :( |
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The Brothers and sisters of the Landover Baptist Church look To Pastor Zeke to lead us to the gates of heaven. I, for one, believe he should become used to the grander things here so he is not overwhelmed on our trail to Heaven.
Reading Revelations 21:10-27 tells everyone how grand Heaven will be and I do not believe that a bigger car is nothing close to that wonderful thought. Quote:
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Pastor Ezekiel came down to help me with my estate planning because my children do not talk to me since I started walking with Jesus Christ. It may look like he is rich because he has a very nice airplane and a telephone that takes pictures but when I asked him about that he laughed and said Boy the church owns all of that I'm just taking it all for a spin and I'm gone give it back just like Psalms 37 says. I am not a boy he likes to joke around he smells like Aqua Velva. Thank you. Rusty |
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Friends, hold on a second! I just don't want our church to have an ongoing budget deficit! If we can't find a few areas to save money in Pastor Zeke's compensation package, then how are we going to pay down this deficit? I would hate to see us have to lay off some of the other pastors or administrators, but somebody whose name I won't mention did happen to tell me she thought we were "top heavy" with "overpaid" pastoral and admin staff.
Said individual made the observation that if it comes down to laying off one senior pastor vs. laying off ten or twenty church gardeners, custodians, or valets, why, it would make the most sense to just lay off that one pastor, because you're getting the same cost savings, but sacrificing fewer jobs. |
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The truth is, I need my stipend tripled. Jesus has endowed me with great gifts and you people are letting Him and I down. Oh ye of little faith! Tithe more and your reward in Heaven will be unspeakable! :threaten:
I'm not misbehaving like so many false Pastors! |
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Pastor Zeke, with all due respect, how is the church going to pay for tripling your stipend? That money's got to come out of some other program or service, right?
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I always try to give everybody the benefit of doubt, even for vile unsaved trash. I could not do anyhing less for you. So I researched the issue of the car: Not good. Many extremely unpleasant aspects emerged:angry::
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That seems innocent... BUT IT IS NOT! "A headrest that protrudes..." - this is a clear euphemism and metaphor for male arousal. This car can turn people to the dark gayside of God's force. Of course, nothing can turn Pastor Zeke homer, but he might be entertaining more susceptible young students and disciples that are more prone to the gay innuendo. Dearest Brother, I am most certain that Pastor Zeke would be the first one to follow God's Word on wealth, such as the one that follows: Mark 4:19 And the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, and the lusts of other things entering in, choke the word, and it becometh unfruitful. ..and I know financial issues ARE important, but this proposal of yours was not perhaps prepared in the best possible manner? I encourage you to continue your mission to ensure the continued enabling of spreading the GOOD WORD as efficiently as possible. BUT NOT WITH THIS HOMERCAR, please! Yours in Christ, Elmer:bye: |
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I do think that Pastor's package is quite large. In fact, his is probably the largest package I have ever seen. Having said that, I would be disappointed to see it become smaller. If anything, we need it to be as large as possible so that he can give Sister Daisy what she needs if he ever gets off his high horse and makes an honest woman of her (Even so, Come, Lord Jesus).
My business continues to prosper and allows me to increase my tithe, if that will help the budget at all. I believe the settlement Sister Derringer recently received is also worthy of a tithe (ahem, Sister!). It is my opinion that those people sitting in the platinum tithing pews that are slipping in a ten dollar bill should be rebuked in Jesus Name one fine Sunday (perhaps this one?). There are other vehicles besides the Escalade that have better mileage. The men of the church should do some comparison shopping. I know that pastor uses the vehicle for ministering to his flock, since I have seen that Escalade parked for hours in various parishioners' driveways - sometimes all night long, GLORY TO GOD. Zeke's dedication is unmatched, Hallelujah! I had no idea that Dr. Niles had so many pastoral needs, by the way - but I digress. Anyway, FM, please let me know if my additional tithe will help ensure that Pastor has a nice, well-rounded package that he can use for Christ's Glorious work. Praying that others will also reach in and go deep, NRL |
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How can you ask me to drive a communistic car and represent God's favorite Church? I need a new, customized Cadillac Escalade EVERY YEAR. Gas prices and mileage are up the the Lord! :innocent:
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Exodus 16:5 And it shall come to pass, that on the sixth day they shall prepare that which they bring in; and it shall be twice as much as they gather daily. Yours in Christ, Elmer:bye: |
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If we are truly looking to economize, perhaps the Smarte car would be a good choice.
In Jesus, NRL |
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No, no, Naomi, those Smart cars are two seaters. Pastor needs a sedan so he can drive visiting dignitaries around.
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Brother Faith,
I hear your concerns loud and clear. That is why we are opening up a service center on the member's only section. From there we can help get you on food stamps and medicaid if you are having a hard time making ends meet with your tithing requirements. Yours in Christ, Levi |
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