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Mother Of Seven 05-20-2014 12:15 PM

Re: God Hates Asexuals
 
tl;dr
You're not an asexual, as you can get aroused.
I'm sure you're here just to waste our time.

Marko Loimaan-Aho 05-20-2014 12:20 PM

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I politely ask you to go to some s__ual forum. This is a True Christian forum.
Maybe you don't notice how addicted you are. There was again over dozen s-words in your post.
As you have been many times told, this is family friendly forum. You are most welcome to write here about your favorite bible verses, your faith, what kind of church you visit, your everyday life as child of God. Or you can go to another forum (Praying requests) if you want us to pray with you, if you are longing for feeling of being whole with the love of God.

Blessings to You, Piff

Marko :innocent:

PiF_Asexual 05-20-2014 12:30 PM

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Mother of seven, I notice you accept asexuals exist which is a positive thing, I can assure you I am even if you do not feel it so. I would never consider discussing things with the members on here as a waste of my time. If you feel that way you could just leave the thread to die out or as you have, join in. Your welcome too.

Marko...I came to the forum as I saw the God hates Asexuals on a search and thought, what on earth caused this line of thought. Possibly because of the information they had was incorrect, I checked the thread and much of it was so sought to offer an Asexual perspective from a Asexual. There are some who are sexually repulsed and some who are celibate so if you wish to pop over to aven I am sure they will be able to give a more rounded picture if you wish?

Something that perhaps I can ask of the "True Christians"

Like God I only fathered one child and like god I do not have a wife. Could it be that god maybe Asexual?

Elmer G. White 05-20-2014 12:40 PM

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Dear Mr. "Asexual".

This is, indeed, a conversation that is not very constructive.:wallbash3:

I appreciate you cordial manner, which is certainly too rare among the visitors of this Kind and Godly Forum:innocent:. I fail to appreciate your manner of commenting from a parallel and gloomy secular universe that is - really - not of much interest to true Christians™:angry:.

You have provided some secular opinions and arguments regarding your community. They have not been very successful and we have not even reached any consensus regarding the definition of your condition. Having read your posts I am inclined to think that you are attempting to convince us that your opinions on "asexuality" are the correct ones. For this, you have provided no spiritual or Biblical arguments.

Thus, your case is still void of the only thing that actually matters, how your situation plays out before the Face of GOD. Brother Pendergast provided excellent verses of SCRIPTURE in his opening post of this thread. There's your counterargument! They are the points you should be assessing.

1 Timothy 1:4-10 is as follows:

Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
We must at this point interpret your personal opinion as fables. Give no heed to them!


Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned: From which some having swerved have turned aside unto vain jangling; Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm.
You have not shown understanding of the SCRIPTURE nor discussed the original teaching of our Brother. This shows lack of understanding. You can give some pleasantries, but vain repeating of opinions is no longer polite.


But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully; Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
The law is, thus, made for YOU. Because of this, we have engaged in conversation. True Christians™ are the righteous men, you belong - as of now - to those contrary to sound doctrine.Whoremongers may seem harsh from the "politically correct" false Christian point of view, but you've explained your adventures out of wedlock, wasting seed, wasting future soldiers for Christ.


I have some questions, as you cordially allowed us to pose them.


How do your opinions relate to the verses of Bible Brother Pendergast originally referred to? Why should we ignore them if we are to take the WHOLE Bible as God's Word? What are your arguments based on Scripture that oppose our Brother's exposition?


Those are OUR rules for proper argumentation. If you cannot answer, you should perhaps cońtemplate on the matter. Jesus calls you. Repent. Then we can help!


I'm praying for you. Really.:pray:



Yours in Christ,


Elmer:bye:

Nobar King 05-20-2014 12:43 PM

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I don't understand why you asexuals think you're so important that you have to go on and on about your choice of perversion because no one really wants to hear about it.

Mother Of Seven 05-20-2014 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PiF_Asexual (Post 1089951)
Mother of seven, I notice you accept asexuals exist which is a positive thing,

I did nothing of the sort.
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Originally Posted by PiF_Asexual (Post 1089951)
Like God I only fathered one child and like god I do not have a wife. Could it be that god maybe Asexual?

God had more than one son.
Luke 3:38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.
Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
Job 1:6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.
Job 38:7 When the morning stars sang together, And all the sons of God shouted for joy?

Mary Etheldreda 05-20-2014 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1089952)
You have provided some secular opinions and arguments regarding your community. They have not been very successful and we have not even reached any consensus regarding the definition of your condition. Having read your posts I am inclined to think that you are attempting to convince us that your opinions on "asexuality" are the correct ones. For this, you have provided no spiritual or Biblical arguments.

Well said, Brother. If a man wishes to encourage another in an issue of a moral nature, surely no less than the very Author of Morals and the Good Book that explicitly provides a righteous, moral foundation should be consulted. Instead, I'm starting to think this man has come to share his perversion with a new audience. I think he might be "getting off" on all this talk. I find that highly disgusting and not at all in compliance with Scripture.

PiF_Asexual 05-20-2014 01:46 PM

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Elmer, thank you for appreciating my cordiality. Absolutely by your standards my argument is secular. I've not come in here to convince anyone of anything but to offer more correct information than there was in the thread.

Nobar, we are no more important or less worthy than any other. As to nobody wants to hear it? Your here and replying so I believe there is some interest. I can't help pointing out that one of your true Christian members started the thread which some 11 pages later shows many true Christians do have an interest.

Mother of seven, you said I was not a true asexual but to feel that you must know what one is, ergo you accept they exist.

Forgive me on the "sons of God" not being a christian I thought Jesus was Gods only son so thank you. This is how it works, you share information, I share information. I feel it's a much better way than screaming abuse at each other.

WWJDnow 05-21-2014 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PiF_Asexual (Post 1089948)
to label those who have enjoyed such expertise as whores is rude...even more so given one was my ex wife who gave birth to my child.

Who was the father?

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Were I a "true Christian" I would demand...Woman, do not speak to a man in that way and I would demand you to know thy place woman,hold your tongue and return to your menstrating hut to cleanse yourself"
You do have a point there, but, since you're not a True Christian™, it's a moot point.

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Originally Posted by PiF_Asexual (Post 1089964)
Mother of seven, you said I was not a true asexual but to feel that you must know what one is, ergo you accept they exist.

You aren't really a vampire, either.

Elmer G. White 05-21-2014 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PiF_Asexual (Post 1089964)
Elmer, thank you for appreciating my cordiality. Absolutely by your standards my argument is secular. I've not come in here to convince anyone of anything but to offer more correct information than there was in the thread.

While I cautiously accept your thanks, I'm afraid you don't really understand my position as a Christian. While good behavior can sometimes be a prerequisite for fruitful conversation, it is far from adequate from the spiritual point of view. The secular "more correct information" is from the Biblical viewpoint personal opinions at best, and at worst:

Colossians 2:8
Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

and

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Without actual Biblical content I must place your alleged information in the above-mentioned category. Jesus and His apostles have given this advice. I dare not question them. Praise Jesus! Praise GOD!

:praise::yahoo:

I think I can continue trying to help you in a more lucrative manner through prayer and fasting. Matthew 17:19-22.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer:bye:

MitzaLizalor 05-22-2014 04:11 AM

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usual garbage, this time something about being
Presumably in the secular delusion a "straight" is someone attracted to members of the opposite sex with "queer" being someone attracted to the same sex. Even in it's own terms this troll makes no sense. God commands reproduction. Imperative mood. Troll knows that. Troll fails.

Many such people are probably considered "quirky" and "full of surprises" especially on a home visit to meet the ol man :kitty:


Des 05-22-2014 04:39 AM

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God would not make something like sex for His faithful to avoid save for reproduction only to turn around and make some people immune to it. I'm not buying that this even exists. Either the person is gay, or lazy, or...

It has also been observed that fully 50% of these alleged asexuals are schizophrenic (see possessed), leaving the other 50% as undiagnosed schizo-possessioids. A third theory then, and one that makes more sense, is that these schizo-possesso-sexuals have a demon infestation that is preventing them from engaging in normal marital affairs and reproduction. Drive out the demons and normalcy will resume.

PiF_Asexual 05-22-2014 07:37 AM

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Tut tut Des, you know the rules. Any scripture to support that?:D

Mitz are your glasses on dear? I have said I have reproduced and from that my child now has two further children. Asexuality is not the inability to produce. I'm starting to think you just like talking to me ;)

Link to gay porn site removed (Mod)

As to asexuality, it is what it is and for most asexuals it will be just a part of who they are, an important part but a part never the less.

As I mentioned before if you want to know more there are forums that will have answers and I am happy to provide answers to questions.

Have a good one

MitzaLizalor 05-22-2014 08:42 AM

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For persons considering the choice to engage the asexual (adjective) lifestyle there is a caution here. It addles the mind. Biblical support has been posted throughout the thread yet this "asexual" (made-up noun) cannot see that, or can probably see it but not understand it.

The idea that God "just created some people without sexual attraction" is ridiculous. He commands reproduction. One might as well suggest that Mr Etheldreda is an "asexual" or that God created him sick then commanded him to be well.

Which is almost as idiotic as the concept of a "straight" (i.e. sexually attracted to the opposite sex) "asexual" (i.e. without sexual attraction).

To any normal person that is obvious. Once a choice for asex is made, though ..common-sense goes out the window and so it seems nothing is clear ever again.

Mark 4:11-12 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them. KJV

LolitaInbred 05-31-2014 09:02 PM

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It's not that asexuals refuse to have sex. There are some who are repulsed by the idea, but others are just basically indifferent to it. I fall into this category. Oh and go ahead and tag me as an asexual perv or whatever you would call me, I'll take it proudly.

Didymus Much 05-31-2014 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear (Post 1092011)
...There are some who are repulsed by the idea, but others are just basically indifferent to it. I fall into this category...

Read what you write before hitting "submit" to make sure it makes sense. :thumbdown:

If someone asks you if you'd like "A" or "B", do you respond with, "yes", and then get upset when they give you the wrong thing? :wacko:

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...go ahead and tag me as an asexual perv or whatever...
This isn't a "how many categories of victim can I pretend to be" contest. :thumbdown:

LolitaInbred 05-31-2014 10:59 PM

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Oops, brain fart. I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.

Didymus Much 05-31-2014 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear (Post 1092020)
...I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.

So now there's more than one category of "people who are just basically indifferent to sex"?

Doesn't matter really, as (according to the Bible) God will send you to Hell either way.

Mary Etheldreda 06-01-2014 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear (Post 1092020)
Oops, brain fart. I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.

Of course, dear. This is one of the many, many reasons God hates you.

:)

MitzaLizalor 06-01-2014 06:24 AM

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God would not make something like sex for His faithful to avoid save for reproduction only to turn around and make some people immune to it. I'm not buying that this even exists. Either the person is gay, or lazy, or...

It has also been observed that fully 50% of these alleged asexuals are schizophrenic (see possessed), leaving the other 50% as undiagnosed schizo-possessioids. A third theory then, and one that makes more sense, is that these schizo-possesso-sexuals have a demon infestation that is preventing them from engaging in normal marital affairs and reproduction. Drive out the demons and normalcy will resume.

If they ever knew what NORMAL was in the first place.

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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear (Post 1092020)
…people who are just basically indifferent to sex.

Well there are probably people who are just indifferent to sex with birds & people who are just indifferent to sex with transvestites & people who are just indifferent to sex with male strippers covered in lard & people who are just indifferent to sex with vegetables & people who are just indifferent to sex with one another, or gypsies, or Atheists, or hyænas or even vicars wives.


I am not aware that a vicar is a "good catch" unless whatever house the church provided was one of these, especially given the promise of earthly scarifices—paramount being the financial sacrifice—which although not actually made by his wife must nevertheless affect her.

Nevertheless somehow she must struggle on. Vicars do not take a vow of chastity, but with Anglican ordination of women well-and-truly on the cards it must be ever on her mind that Mr Vicar might short-circuit across to the Romish heretics and what happens to her then?

Well, what happens is that ex–C.of.E vicars are permitted to remain as married catholic priests, but surely if the wretch can "get a call" to revert to catholicism at any moment, Mrs Vicar must acutely be aware, the bells could start ringing in his head for a vow of chastity? And then where would she be? Catholic priests do not get vicarages.

And what about her ol man locked in the boxroom with curtains drawn during holidays and the hoi polloi prowling around in her kitcken? No wonder she zooms straight down to the nearest hippie art festival (where "asexuals" would be extremely thin on the ground from what I've heard) just to keep her options open!

Now I am not suggesting that vicars ignore God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply. But their obsessional behaviours in matters of dress and warbling psalms from overly ornate pulpits surely suggest a gateway to this particular denial which could flow on from all the others quite easily. And we have seem the nonsense posted in this thread willy nilly, the God denial, ignorance of Scripture, citing humanist claptrap much as homosexuals do.

Not everyone develops at the same rate. Satan makes sure that his propaganda is plastered over everything in a style to exaggerate every carnal appetite. The consequence is clear. People who develop more slowly see such muck and find it of little interest.


Oh, they think, I am a person who is just indifferent to sex with [fill in the blank] and the seed is sown. Whatever was eroticised in the billboard/movie/TV ad. becomes so implanted that when they do develop it is a warped libido that emerges. This distorted thinking is already evident in the posts here.


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•Witchcraft is the obvious next step.
As these wretches grow older every impulse becomes distorted, without Jesus. Just like that vicar hiding in the boxroom, I don't know who he thinks he's fooling. If he didn't wanna meet his flock he could just go for a drive like any normal person might do on a holiday. But we're not dealing with normal people here. We are dealing with freaks who, having denied any sort of attraction designed by God to result in marriage, must therefore interpret everything as warped snd debased. Witches are noted for drinking bodily fluids—a perversion of nature—not to mention other activities even worse and for these "asexuals" only distorted outlets are available. They deny anything normal exists (for them) so the abnormal is all that remains.
III JOHN 1
2
Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
KJV .. look up
Just as those vicars promise to eschew prosperity in direct contravention of God's Word thus making themselves homeless, in effect, and at the mercy of whatever vicarage they may draw and whatever wife they may happen to pick up so the asexual is at the mercy of demons. Satan taught them they were abnormal—whether they were or not—and they believed him. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. As these wretches proliferate, so grows the hive of witchcraft and were Jesus not so soon to return within a generation the whole world would be poisoned.


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