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lukasekman 12-12-2012 05:03 PM

Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
For decades, Sweden have been socialist state in moral decay. School is a chaos as a result of the lack of corporal punishment, and Ouija boards is a popular party game. It's gone so far that the Swedish state Hell-evision show Ouija boards in "Julkalendern", a popular show made for innocent children.

However, a bright beacon of hope is shinning, in the name of Sara Strålin. She made a stand against the satanic entertainment, and reported it to Sweden's Broadcasting Standards Agency (Granskningsnämnden).

I pray that the glorious lady become prime minister. With her in charge, Sweden will bring back corporal punishment, end funding to State Hell-evision (where every single program is more or less covertly biased in favor of Social Democracy), cut taxes, end the welfare state, put creationism and spanking in every classroom, ban Ouija boards, limit immigration, end feminism and support the military-industrial complex.

Finally hope for Sweden, praise Jesus!

Ezekiel Bathfire 12-12-2012 05:50 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
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Good! At last some sense. I tuned in to that very interview. The language is very difficult for people to understand who, unlike me, do not have the "Gift of Tongues" So I show a picture of Mr Strålin's wife and translated caption.

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There can be no doubt but that Mr Strålin's wife is a fit person to run Sweden. Surely we have the next Sarah Palin!

WWJDnow 12-17-2012 10:43 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
I always figured that the Devil had Sweden by the throat, and that it's too far gone to have any hope, but, just maybe, with the power of prayer, this Strålin woman will get rid of the zero in her name and straighten Sweden out. If anyone can lead a country back from sin and socialist economic ruin, it's a woman named Sara!

Bjorn Jensen 12-18-2012 08:58 AM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
Sara Strålin might be the Sarah Palin of Sweden! Even her name is similar, it only misses the last letter on the first name, and only misses the first 2 letters of the surname.

Sara(h) Strå(Pa)lin

Glory!

MisterM 12-19-2012 08:10 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
But is she Baptist?

-M

Ezekiel Bathfire 12-19-2012 09:50 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
Well, so far the evidence points to "Yes." But to know positively we'd have to find what her husband's faith was.

Little Donkey 12-27-2012 05:40 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 959694)

Sara(h) Strå(Pa)lin

Friend, there is another hidden message in her name: Saratalin Stralin. So which is it? Godly Sarah or atheist hero Stalin? I can't tell eskimos apart, they all look the same.

lukasekman 12-27-2012 08:21 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 962785)
Friend, there is another hidden message in her name: Saratalin Stralin. So which is it? Godly Sarah or atheist hero Stalin? I can't tell eskimos apart, they all look the same.

I think she's a Swiss Sarah Palin, not a godless atheist mass murderer as Stalin.

Missionary in Sweden 01-18-2013 05:46 PM

Re: Sara Strålin for Swedish prime minister!
 
I pray for her every day. But sadly she's not politically active. In the meantime I'm voting for KDS. At least they're Christian. I'm praying for them also.


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