GOP strategy memo: use these codewords for disciplined messaging
Dear Friends,
Our Church has long prided itself on being an open, straight-talking, honest community that does not resort to the sort of political correctness, code-talk, and beating around the bush common among conservatives. However, while we resist the Kenyan occupation, there is the risk that certain squeamish voters, mostly the young, might be turned off by our honesty. For that reason, the Republican party has asked that during the Obama administration, we use the standard Republican codewords, as outlined in the recent GOP strategy memo. Here are a few of the most important ones, please memorize and use them in future posts: What we say now = codeword to replace it with Women Rape = philosophically complex issues *, other methods of conception * Talking about issues important to women and brown people = pandering. * women and brown people = special interests Typical female hysteria = overreacting * Moochers and leeches Helping the poor = buying votes social security and medicare = collectivism Privatize social security and medicare = personalize social security and medicare * funding schools = generational theft Race "Would you let your daughter marry a negro?" = cuckservative * racist = racially conscious, politically incorrect Hate crimes against hispanics = supporting voluntary self-deportation Make more white babies before we're overrun by the brown swarm = pro-life, 5 children, quiverfull Talking to foreigners = apologizing White people = Real Americans the white race = Western Civilization n!gger-lover = community activist jews = liberal elites, non-Christians uppity negro = Arrogant elitist Mexicans and blacks = credit-unworthy people* discrimination = freedom of expressive association. hispanics = illegal aliens, illegals other brown people = terrorists blacks = criminals Typical n!gger behavior = TNB blacks and wetbacks voting = voter fraud segregation, slavery, lynching etc. = states rights Sodomites homosexuals = perverts, pedophiles god hates fags = I support family values Filthy Disease Ridden Queers = FDRQ Economy Corporations = People Bribe, campaign contribution, financial irregularity = free speech campaign finace reform = anti-freedom of speech Jew bankers = George Soros raising the minimum wage = Class Warfare lobbyist = recognized expert Government Civil liberties (other than machine-gun ownership) = helping terrorists Dictatorial powers (not including machinegun control) = security Unconstitutional, tyrannical acts we like = leadership * The constitution, or any interfering with unrestrained police-state power = second-guessing the police *. The internet as we know it = hard-core pornography, piracy Secretive Government = privacy rights deny Constitutional rights (to) = defend democracy (from) nations with stuff we want = American interests Military and Security Arms industry lobbyists = the troops Military servicemen and police (under Democratic presidencies) = Jack-booted thugs, stormtroopers * Guns Gun industry lobbyist = Gun rights advocate Background checks, smaller magazines, "cooling-off period", other regulatory tweaks = banning guns General/Other out-of-the-closet = militant continue the Bush administration = bipartisanship extremist = maverick Bush loyalists = Tea Party Lies (told by a republican) = Saying what's in your heart * There are many more, but I don't want to overwhelm everybody. Here's an example of a translation: The democratic party, run by community activist Obama and the liberal elite, wants to give freedom to criminals, pedophiles, illegals, and terrorists, by inciting class warfare and opposing states rights. As tea-party mavericks we will stop piracy and hard-core pornography to stop the militant perverts/atheists, and to stop wikileaks from Nixonian invasions of our privacy. The only people who disagree are non-Christians who apologize to terrorists! Notice how that sounds so much more acceptable to a mushy moderate than the origional sentence: The democratic party, run by n!gger-lover Obama and the jews, wants to give freedom to blacks, gays, mexicans, and brown people, by raising the minimum wage and opposing segregation. As republican extremists, we will censor the internet to stop the out-of-the-closet gays and out-of-the-closet atheists, and to stop wikileaks from interphereing with our secretive government. The only people who disagree are jews and their useful idiots who talk to foreign brown people!" (It's important to all be on the same page regarding our codewords. For example, this week I must have heard a dozen people talking about how much they hate Canadians. And some of the comments were very confusing: "We should send all the Canadians back to africa" and "The only reason people like Barak Obama is because he looks so smart compared to other Canadians". Huh? Then I saw this article, and it all made sense.) UPDATE: Discussion of this list is here. |
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Maybe sending the criminals back to africa will help. Remember, they're starving in africa, and most of them are cannibals, so sending them our criminals will help feed them. |
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Update: We're doing some research to find out how racially-concious we we can be without appearing "racist".
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Calling a n!gger a n!gger = undiciplined messaging But, on the other hand: Quote:
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This is all very confusing. Why can't we just call a spade a spade? Why do we have to refer to Eurotrash as "people from Old Europe" ? Why do we have to call Klingon "genitalically challenged?
We can be pretty sure that Obama will call us "infidels" and "kuffar blankes" right from the get go. I'm with Fabrizio on this one. Political correctness = racist. |
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Uppity negro = Arrogant elitist This one comes from Karl Rove himself: "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone." Source (Anyone who spends much time at a country club knows exaclty what Karl's talking about. And as for anyone who hasn't been to a country club, well, who cares about their opinion anyway?) I don't want to hear any more talk about Obama being "uppity". Call him "arrogant" and/or "elitist". Note the difference between "elite" and "elitist". Jews are "elites", while those who behave as if they are above the station God gave them (for example, blacks who act jewish) are "elitist". As for blacks who don't act jewish, other acceptable terms are: urban, inner-city, ghetto types, and those people. |
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Here are some others, if I may: deny Constitutional rights (to) = defend democracy (from) discrimination = freedom of expressive association. Example: "We need to defend democracy from militant homosexuals, and we also need to ensure that courts will uphold our freedom of expressive association." |
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If you've done any listening to conservative talk radio, you'll be framiliar with the term "community activist" to describe Obama. During the convention the term was used repeatedly, including by Vice-President Sarah Palin herself. What does it mean?
It's been hard to expose Obama's blackness. Despite the evidence being right there on his face, covering every inch of his skin, most Americans just don't understand that he's a negro. Sure, he doesn't talk black, nor has he been caught acting black, and his voting record and political statements may not seem particularily black, but - he was a community activist. IN A BLACK NEIGHBOURHOOD, which, by the way, are filled with BLACK PEOPLE. He's talked to a lot of black people, he's rubbed shoulders with black people, and no doubt he's crawling with black people's germs. I don't care what color you are - if you associate with black people, you're black. That is why are using the new codeword: n!gger-lover = community activist |
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(This idiot should take a lesson from Sarah Palin and just refuse to talk to the press!) Oh, and speaking of Sarah Palin, I added this new bit: extremist = maverick If you're in the presence of non-republicans, don't describe Sarah Palin as a fellow right-winger. Use the term "maverick". |
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Mexicans and blacks = credit-unworthy people
From this column: "With his characteristic openness and at times almost self-defeating honesty, Mr Bush has been the first to acknowledge his mistakes – for example, tardiness over Hurricane Katrina – but there are some he made not because he was a ranting Right-winger, but because he was too keen to win bipartisan support...The credit crunch, brought on by the Democrats in Congress insisting upon home ownership for credit-unworthy people"Got that? I don't want to hear any more talk about "uppity blacks who think the American dream also applies to them". The term is "credit-unworthy people". Of course, you can also use the shortened version, "unworthy people". |
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"They have cute kids"
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Jew bankers = George Soros funding schools =generational theft continue the Bush administration = bipartisanship So, instead of saying "the Jew bankers ruined the economy to elect Obama, who prefers funding schools rather than continue the Bush administration", Say "George Soros ruined the economy to elect Obama, who prefers generational theft rather than bipartisanship." |
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Republican senator Kim Hendren hasn't been keeping up to date on this thread! Spot his two mistakes:
"At the meeting I was attempting to explain that unlike Sen. Schumer, I believe in traditional values, like we used to see on ‘The Andy Griffith Show.’ I made the mistake of referring to Sen. Schumer as ‘that Jew’ and I should not have put it that way as this took away from what I was trying to say.”Yes, it's a mistake to call your opponent "that Jew" instead of "That elitist", the proper code-word. A bigger mistake is to apologize! I think everybody needs to brush up on their rhetoric. Practise saying the following sentence fragments in as many combinations as you can: Quote:
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Looks like too many people are figuring out that "state's rights" is a code-word for slavery. A new twitter from GOP informs us that the new word for "slavery" is "constitution". http://cloudfront.mediamattersaction...s/rnctweet.jpg The link leads to bits of audio from a September 6, 2001 radio program called "Slavery and the Constitution" on WBEZ Chicago. On the show, Obama said that the "fundamental flaw" was "Africans at the time were not considered as part of the polity that was of concern to the framers." In addition, the framers did not "see...it as a moral problem involving persons of moral worth." (Click the link to hear for yourself). Got that? Anti-Slavery means anti-Constitution. Slavery = Constitution |
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fag = fdrq
FDQR stands for Filthy Disease Ridden Queers. It's used as a tag on the internet's #1 republican forum, FreeRepublic.com. Here's a page full of "Filthy Disease Ridden Queer" articles. More discussion here. |
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Brother Jeb:
I was very impressed by this Dog Whistle Sympony composed by Zell Miller: Quote:
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Vladmir Putin is a plagerist! He's also using "urban elitist" as a code-word for Jew!:
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The article that started it all: "About one antipatriotic group of theater critics" (what a perfect way to describe urban elitists. They're always either criticising something, or watching "rent" at the theater, or doing both.) "unbridled, evil-minded cosmopolitans...with no roots and no conscience… Grown on rotten yeast of [boutique] cosmopolitanism, decadence....My favorite is the bit about "rotten yeast". Smell a feminist and you'll understand exactly what Putin's talking about! |
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Though if feminists smell anything like fresh-baked bread, they must be AWESOME. |
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