Current Freehold Ladies, Please
Sisters,
As the purchase of a condo for Mother and Father is nearing a close, I am trying to focus on a location where I can sell my pie (and other delights). His Honor the Mayor has expressed an interest in my business, and I want to satisfy his interest. I am told that a lovely storefront is located at 777 Paul Crouch Avenue. Can someone take time this weekend to stroll by and see if it looks like a place where my wares would be adequately displayed? Am I right that there is a Bible store at 779? If 777 is appropriate (7 is God's perfect number, after all), I want to be sure that I can have a reasonably sized kitchen, room for storage of ingredients, refrigeration, and a back alley. I want the back alley to not be too tight so men can enter there freely to bring me what I need, since I prefer larger trucks rather than a lot of tiny ones. The store area should be capable of being a bright, welcoming place. Room to display what I'm selling, along with a place where people can enjoy it on-site. I want to have a small prayer chapel there, if possible. I will pay a finder's fee to those that can help me out. Perhaps a few of you could make it a joint venture and have a lovely day walking the heated streets of Freehold. No worries about winter there! I plan to post (with permission) in the men's area to ask for some intelligent help regarding finances, management, etc. since my feeble mind just can't handle those things. And ladies, I hope you'll come to the decorating party! I may have a contest for window treatments. I'm puzzled about colors, etc. Drapes, carpet, etc. all have to be perfect and have a nice match, but not too one-sided. Thanks, Sisters! I love you all. I can't wait until we're neighbors. Your friend in Jesus, NRL |
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Hello, dear. I asked my husband, who asked Jimmy-Roy, who used to work for a company that delivered meat in downtown Freehold and learned his way around the back alleys that way. What I've been told is that that back alley should be entirely suitable for deliveries.
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Excuse me ladies but I am not too comfortable with the idea of a decent White womans pie for sale on the streets of Freehold. The idea of the smell of fresh pie will cause young boys to waiver in thier daily trek to Bible school and will not doubt cause the blood of the savage nigras to boil. I now how those people are and once they have had a slice, you will not see them again until the next SNAP day. Mrs Peters is right, it would better provided on a outcall home delivery basis to the Freehold Westin.
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One word, ladies: Wild Negroes. :bongo-drums:
They steal pies like a chinaman eats raw fish brains. You'll need security. :officer: |
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Sisters,
In subservience to the men, I have decided not to open my shop in Freehold. I will continue to bake at home. My dividends from Google and other stocks will allow me to tithe locally rather than in Iowa, and the Lord will bless those efforts as I continue to provide my pie to hungry customers here. Why would the Landover Baptist church need my millions in tithes or the millions I was willing to invest in the community? I can think of no good reason. GLORY! NRL |
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You seem to have misconstrued our Pastors advice for your protection with a denial. Where else but here would you please the LORD with your moist and warm pie? Leviticus 26:31 And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours. Where but here can GOD stick HIS finger down and indent it deeply upon your pie? Where but here would JESUS's nostrils move to smell the lingering odor of a sliced pie, spreading as it flows to fill the hole left by the first cut? PRAISE THE LORD! |
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I like pie.
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NRL |
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