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Boys and girls, my name is Betty. Can I pray for you? T

That music has got you suckling the devils teat! It's filling you with 100% queer scum!

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It just takes practice! Trust me!
Don't worry, my voice is nothing that will make anyone proud; I just get into the groove, you know?

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thank you , you are right (although I would not have put it as "queer"...) they changed it so that it appears that I "LIKE" the lame xtian music.... :blech:...

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^____^

I reccomend these albums.

http://usera.imagecave.com/amentia/a...-10000Days.jpg
http://funkysouls.com/img/Tool_-_Lateralus.jpg
http://dreamers.com/cisne/musica/aenima.jpg
(Ænima)
http://www.personal.psu.edu/jjs5085/...D-Undertow.jpg
(Undertow)

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Oh, in that case they were doing you a favour. I thought you meant that someone had edited this bit:
Trying to make it seem as though you liked Evanescence (or whatever rubbish you posted, thankfully my computer is currently refusing to display them) really would be a vile slander.

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I also recomend:

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...er_de_Noms.jpg
(Mer Des Noms)
http://www.musicfrisk.com/picture/im...eenth-step.jpg
http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/...pc_emotive.jpg
http://www.tc.umn.edu/%7Eklugx004/wo...s/elephant.jpg(Elephant by The White Stripes)
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...te_stripes.jpg (Icky Thump)
http://www.getsomenoise.com/albumima...atch%20Out.jpg
http://funkysouls.com/img/AlexisonfireCrisis2006cd.jpg

For more mellow relaxing music......
http://www.mymerchtable.com/store/im...roductid=16193

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Oooo....those look like good albums...i'll have to check them out. :thumbsup:

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And I also recommend that you work on your shutting-up skills.

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I reccomend you get on your knees for "God," and "pray."

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Oh dear. I was going to bump this thread so the new batch of Hellbound sinners could familiarize themselves with what really is good Christian music. But I see the demon seed children have already tainted this one.

JESUS weeps and so do I.

Disheartened, Sister Thumper

P/S: Please new members. Read this thread but only the beginning pages.

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JOHHNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looking back, it seems even those were tainted by mormons and heathens. There were people trying to claim that Jesus was some kind of nigra-joo-ayrab-martian thing (and probably a queer to boot) just because his mom didn't live in Pennsylvania.

Here's a riddle for them: when you bake a cake in an oven, does it come out tasting like an oven or a cake? :D

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I know you din't! Johnny Cash be worse than them othah debbil music folks people had been postin' up in here, because at least with thems, you could tell they was debbil musics. Johnny Cash had been frontin' to act like he had been a Christian when he had really been servin' the debbil the whole time up in there. I praise the Lord that him and his wife be burnin' in Hell now. I know thass right.

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He was a brilliant guitarist. The man was brilliant at country rock.

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You arn't making a bit of sense. How was he following Satan? Explain please.

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Didchoo click on that link in my post? It tell you all about his depravities and fellowships with satanical homers.

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What do you go for in music, "Sista?"

Only, that Rick Rubin helped with it, which is good. That man gets things done.

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What do you go for in music, "Sista"

Danzig eh? He is from a death metal band known as Dangiz. So? It's only Glenn, he's just a musicain, who has the same vocal style as me.

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Yeah, I have heard of Danzig

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I mostly listens to Matlock's gospel songs. I loves me some Matlock! Praise!

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/8297/matlockbe0.jpg