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Pastor Ezekiel 10-30-2013 12:39 AM

"Homosexual Demon Made Me Cook My Bible!"
 
THIS story (brought to us by Glenn Beck's "The Blaze") only confirms my central Theological point: SATAN IS ON THE MARCH, AND QUEERS ARE HIS SOLDIERS! :threaten:

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Man Decries ‘Homosexual Demon’ and Reportedly Tries to ‘Cook’ the Bible During Wild Police Stand-Off

When police received a call that a man was “going ballistic” on Wednesday at an Oklahoma City, Okla., apartment, they likely couldn’t have predicted what they’d encounter. When authorities arrived at the scene they reportedly found a bloodied 22-year-old who was screaming, throwing glass objects and burning a Bible in the kitchen.

Jeremy Jarnell Anderson’s apartment allegedly had blood, bleach and other substances on the floor — and a small fire was set near the stove.

When authorities first arrived at the scene, they tried to calm the man down, but Anderson rebuffed their attempts and allegedly expressed interest in fist fighting them.

Anderson reportedly told authorities that he was “cooking the Bible” because he is a “Satanist,” KFOR-TV reports.

But the story doesn’t end there.

According to the police report, Anderson also told authorities that he met a “possessed homosexual demon” who wanted drugs from him and who performed sexual acts on him.

After the man was finally subdued with a Taser and brought to a hospital, though, he reportedly told officers that he was actually just remodeling his home and that he had done nothing wrong.

He did admit to needing medication, police said.

Anderson was inevitably booked in Oklahoma County Jail, KOKH-TV reports, and charged with first degree arson. Other charges could be added.


Basilissa 10-30-2013 12:53 AM

Re: "Homosexual Demon Made Me Cook My Bible!"
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1037594)
THIS story (brought to us by Glenn Beck's "The Blaze") only confirms my central Theological point: SATAN IS ON THE MARCH, AND QUEERS ARE HIS SOLDIERS! :threaten:

They forgot to mention the most important thing in this incident: was the Bible in question a KJV edition? If it was a KJV Bible, then there's no question the man was possessed by a demon. If it was not KJV, maybe the poor guy just got frustrated reading through a mistranslation of God's Holy Words.


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