Evil Beaver
I want everyone to PLEASE join in prayer for the extinction of the evil beaver.
I saw a TV special about this most curious and snappish of creatures, and was horrified. 1.) No other animal on Earth effects the environment as much as the beaver does. This is like the beaver is rising up on its hind legs and trying to be on a par with Man! They clear whole forrest of trees and build thick, secret dens under piles of sticks so you can't observe them. What are they doing in there?? 2.) Their (unsightly) dams REDIRECT WATER! The rivers are changed because of the beavers...and God™ did not plan the landscape that way! 3.) They can swim in the freezing water without getting sick. There is something almost witch-like about this. And, they can stay under water a long time. Suspicious. 4.) They have beady little pig eyes, horrid claw-paws, and that dirty, thumping tail they drag behind them like an oversized goiter. It is horrible. 5.) They attack!! See the 1:57 mark of this long-supressed film: Evil Beaver I do not like these evil creatures :angry: I frankly want them to die. |
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I've heard the canukistans eat beaver tails. I'll eat pretty much any wildlife, but I'd have to be pretty desperate to eat something the animal drags through his own feces.
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But I wish that animal WERE extinct! The government wouldn't listen now, of course, because Obamacare is all about protecting animals over humans. Quote:
They are evil. Down with Beaver. . http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/o...averedited.jpg |
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They're also the national animal of Canada.
So does that mean their commies? |
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I wish we could heard all the beavers to the Canadian border, like lemmings. Let them destroy THEIR woods, if they like them so much! I would also not be surprised to hear that the beavers first infiltrated our country FROM Canada. Are they here legally? |
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Did you know that if you shoot an animal and it runs into Canada, you can't claim it, but it's still considered part of your limit? Fascists! Edit: On the other hand, beaver felt make very nice hats. They were all the rage back in Victorian times. I wonder what part is the "felt" though :confused: |
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I have a beaver coat that's warm as toast. In fact, I think I will order beaver coats for all my friends. That might cut down on the population. They've all got a target on their backs, now! (pm me your size) |
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I don't see myself eating beaver anytime soon. It just doesn't look very appetizing. Part of the problem is all the fur. I imagine it would take a long time to remove it all. I guess those Canadians will drink MolSIN ice they'll eat anything also, so whatever.
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Dear Brothers, I would like to point out that beaver trapping season runs from November to mid April. In fact, this is from the Iowa hunting and trapping synopsis. Beaver3 Nov. 3 - April 15, 2013 8 a.m. on First Day No Limit No Limit 3 Can shoot them, but not with a shotgun or speared. What could be better than giving the woman in your life a fur coat that you trapped yourself. :wub: |
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Beavers are demonic, especially talking ones. :angry: And, they are from Canadia. Thats' demonic in itself.
Beavers look funny and smell weird. I will pray that the evil beaver is wiped clean of this Earth. :pray2: |
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And need I remind you which state refers to itself as "The Beaver State?" :angry:
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