Should we trust this black fella?
This colored preacher really seems to teach a sound doctrine, and I'm very inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I do tend to be one of those people who's too trusting. Therefore, I thought I should put the question to you folks before I think about inviting him over for dinner or attending one of his sermons.
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Friends, I've gone through this boy's statements with a fine-toothed comb, and I haven't been able to find even one problem. Quite frankly, I'm inclined to extend an invitation for him to come on over and have dinner at my place. I figure this should be OK, right? I mean, it's not like I'm planning to use the good silverware or leave any money lying out in the open. |
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An absolutely brilliant sermon. Biblically he is right on the money. And the fact that I support him is proof that I am not racist, as some have alleged.
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That guy is well on the way to becoming an ex negro. This just goes to show that our open and tolerant stance on race issues occasionally bears fruit despite all the nay sayers who try to insist that race is something you are born with. Funnily enough, they are generally the people who also insist that gayness is something you are born with and that women are more than just a help meet.
Landover shines forth as being in tune with those who strive to rise above the expectations of secular society that people should not strive to be more Godly but should instead make excuses for sin and be uppity feminazis. |
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From time to time the Holy Spirit infuses the occasional nigra with the Light of the Lord. It is a rare thing, but when it happens it makes me want to shout "Praise Jesus".
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@ Faith
I think it would be fine to contact him, but make sure you ask him straight out whether he is a fan of the sodomy before extending your invitation. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about, but it never hurts to get these things in writing, just in case he rapes your family. Negros like anal as much as anyone else. |
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I also suggest getting references. Do any decent God Fearing pure folk know him? I say this from personal experiences. You do not want a fast talking nigra to trick you into showering with them repeatedly.
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Oh that is so cute! A nigra saying them Godly things. Do you think someone trained him?
Has anyone seen that video of a monkey doing puzzles on a computer, just like a real man?! It really is good. |
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You know, this Rev Jesse Lee Peterson could possibly be my favorite negro to date. @Faith. As a precaution you may want to use plastic forks and paper plates for this occasion. Also, put elastic bands around your wallet, it makes it a lot harder to pick it out of your back pocket.:thumbsup: Please give my regards to the good Reverend. |
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The Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson has responded to my e-mail! He phoned and said he would be delighted to sup with me next month when he is in the Bay Area!
I'm a little confused about one thing, though. He said he sure hopes I like hose, because he's planning to bring a few. I'm not sure if he was referring to garden hoses or stockings? I guess it must be some kind of cultural thing? |
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A colored boy who makes Biblical sense? Well I'll be darned! The Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways.
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This goes to show you that being colored doesn't necessarily make you a shiftless, crime-prone, rap-loving idiot. There have been many negroes who rose above the station God gave to their race:
JC Watts Clarence Thomas Alan Keyes Herman Cain Mammy in Gone With The Wind maybe Condoleeza Rice, though we'll have to let history decide in this case and, now, this Peterson fellow With luck, we may see a dozen or more good black people emerge in the new Century. |
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You know, this is just what I've been suspecting: that women are the ones trying to ruin the world. If you think of the great atrocities of the last century, I can't think of any that didn't have the delicate hand of a woman behind them.
Hitler had Eva Braun, and most likely she was the one that converted him to Catholicism, and the rest, as we know, is history. Clinton had Monica Lewinsky. Anna Nicole Smith ruined television. The list goes on and on. Give a woman even a little power and she'll take a mile. It's sickening. Now my fields of study have never been economics, but as a card-carrying member of the GOP, I can only assume that if we repeal this misguided amendment, we would fix the economy! Brother Wash, am I wrong on this? |
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What about Godly Alan West??
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What about Godly Michael Steele?
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