Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust
Dear Friends,
It came to our attention today that, cut off from the rest of the world, Finland regressed to acts of genocide. Namely, there is not a single known Eskimo left living in Finland. This act of barbarity will not stand. Please pray for the poor Eskimos! Yours in Him, BAB |
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That is horrible! Why did those evil Finnish kill all those innocent Eskimos? :fear2:
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Such a shame.
I hear they clubbed them for their skin. |
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There were widespread reports at the time that the Eskimos were being used for medical experiments (ice deprivation, antler grafting, blubber harvesting, etc. etc.) but you don't hear squat about those atrocities now.
Sick, sick, sick. :angry: Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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on the behalf of all finns I would like to inform that this is false. We still have eskimos working in our ice mines and reindeer butcheries.
Also to remind you that Eskimos aren't completely innocent. it has been a common fact that eskimos sell soap without permission from the finnish bureau of eskimo affairs. Still i personally am sorry for the loss of so many good eskimos that could have served a greater,christian,good. for many more years. yours in christ -peter a concerned "Eskimo rights activist". |
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Maybe the eskimos are following the seals to Canada or something.
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They better be. othervise the finnish bureu of eskimo affairs will come and hunt down and execute any illegal eskimos...
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This is just further proof of the difference between doing God's will and doing God's work. If the Lord needed a bunch of pixies to round up and bring down the Eskies then I'm sure he would have made that clear somewhere. Instead we get a bunch of wannabe Lutherans hunting down these snow injuns and completely wiping them out for fun. Unlike the Finns, when we removed our "problems" it was sanctioned by the Lord and served a Christian purpose.
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why are 57 guests suddenly looking at this thread?
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This thread deserves more attention. We are talking here about the first REAL holocaut ever happened! |
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There haven't ever been an even a smell of an eskimo near the finland. Eskimos live on the other side of the Planet... |
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I now think that i missed the irony in OP :sarcasm:
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As for my Eskimo brethren who migrated across NORTHERN RUSSIA to Scandinavia, rumors of the atrocities committed against them are disturbing. But not overly so as the vast majority of Eskimos are unsaved heathens whose main dietary component is alcohol. At least the disgusting vikings are not putting up with that sort of nonsense. :glare: |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people The epic LUZ are from the utter parochial ignorance of fools like you NightFly. CLUE for today - for an Eskimo the Bearing Straits an't exactly much of barrier. |
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