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Nobar King 12-21-2009 11:14 PM

Things that cause homosexuality:
 
Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:


1. Hugs
2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
Feel free to add to the list.

Bob4God 12-21-2009 11:41 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
3. Obviously homosexuality is inherited. Not because it is genetic, but because demons harass entire family lines.

It's a shame she ran out of air time on YouTube, I would love to hear more from this force for good!

TheLordSavedMe 12-21-2009 11:48 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
4. Dodge Calibers, according to Professor Bessemer and his research.

5. Cutting other people's hair. I think this only affects guys though.

SUV 12-22-2009 12:00 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
5. Double Trouble: Judy Garland and Lena Horne ("crisp!") :o

James Hutchins 12-22-2009 12:38 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
6. Hair Gel - Says it all
7. Pointy tipped shoes - They do not make steel toed shoes with pointy tips.

Noah Dint 12-22-2009 01:36 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
8) Lest we not forget Velour shirts out of the 70's! That stuff caused folks to start coming out of the closet in droves!

http://seriousstyles.com/library/Gre...myVelour-8.jpg

-ND

Mistress Cookie 12-22-2009 02:26 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
9.) Little boys need male company in order to do "boy things", and learn to model behavior from adult male counselors.

Maybe because he had no kids or family of his own, my Uncle Jerome donated a lot of time to organizations like the Boy Scouts, touring boys' choirs and sleepaway camps.

He said that not having boys involved with organizations like that jeapordizes the opportunity for boys to grow as they should.

Levi Jones 12-22-2009 04:01 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
Macintosh Computers. :angry:

Don't even get me started on them again.

Hank 12-22-2009 04:24 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
10) soap and shampoo
11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)
12) chocolate

Jeeps4Salvation 12-22-2009 05:35 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
13. Airport Bathrooms
Last Saturday I read someone's facebook post that said they were
measuring 15 inches and counting at Reagan International Airport in DC.
Disgusting!

14. Becoming a Congressional Page

They are the Devil's puppets

Brother Enoch 12-22-2009 05:57 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
15. Hot guys.

Cause that's just not right. Why are they trying to lead us into sin?

When I first saw this young negro buck, I had to spend a day and a half in the prayer closet.

http://andromeda.borderline-angel.com/1ddbf2c0.jpg

Nobar King 12-22-2009 07:31 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank (Post 433708)
11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)

I'm not sure about this one. Many cars with manual transmission are a blessing to drive. A bonus is that the stick is there to keep your other hand busy while you're driving.

Automatic transmission is for women so they don't cause too many accidents.

Bryan Tamariki 12-22-2009 10:22 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
16. John Waters movies.

17. Disco music.

18. Sesame Street.

19. Soccer.

20. As a man, drinking any cold beverage that isn't a beer.

Lost Sheep McUinnean 12-22-2009 11:04 AM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
21. Barbra Streisand
22. Paris and France in general.
23 Anal probes in hospitals.
24. Suppositories.
25. The Euroviosion Song Contest.
26. Imitating English Accents.
27. Being a member of a Royal Family is also high risk.

Hank 12-22-2009 12:13 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
28. Anything Euro
29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili

Lost Sheep McUinnean 12-22-2009 12:54 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank (Post 433773)
28. Anything Euro

Even euronating?

SUV 12-22-2009 03:25 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
#30 - Christmas Shopping

That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem (where have I seen that hideous face before?!!)

Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!)

I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.

And do you think their "Mothers" :lex_12: thanked me, either?

It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether :(

Jeeps4Salvation 12-22-2009 04:28 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
31. I think we can add pastel colored towels to the list.
32 Eating Sherbert - it's pastel colored too
33. Watching Don Johnson on Miami Vice (or Magnum PI with the sound off)

Nobar King 12-22-2009 05:20 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
Let's not forget:
34. Super Mario

Rev. M. Rodimer 12-22-2009 06:05 PM

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:
 
35. Englebert Humperdinck. If you say the name three times, you begin obsessing over wild homosexual orgies in the cabs of 18-wheelers at truck stops.

Please kids, don't try this at home! :fie:


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