Things that cause homosexuality:
Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:
1. Hugs 2. Demons (Demonic spirits) Feel free to add to the list. |
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3. Obviously homosexuality is inherited. Not because it is genetic, but because demons harass entire family lines.
It's a shame she ran out of air time on YouTube, I would love to hear more from this force for good! |
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4. Dodge Calibers, according to Professor Bessemer and his research.
5. Cutting other people's hair. I think this only affects guys though. |
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5. Double Trouble: Judy Garland and Lena Horne ("crisp!") :o
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6. Hair Gel - Says it all
7. Pointy tipped shoes - They do not make steel toed shoes with pointy tips. |
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8) Lest we not forget Velour shirts out of the 70's! That stuff caused folks to start coming out of the closet in droves!
http://seriousstyles.com/library/Gre...myVelour-8.jpg -ND |
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9.) Little boys need male company in order to do "boy things", and learn to model behavior from adult male counselors.
Maybe because he had no kids or family of his own, my Uncle Jerome donated a lot of time to organizations like the Boy Scouts, touring boys' choirs and sleepaway camps. He said that not having boys involved with organizations like that jeapordizes the opportunity for boys to grow as they should. |
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10) soap and shampoo
11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars) 12) chocolate |
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13. Airport Bathrooms
Last Saturday I read someone's facebook post that said they were measuring 15 inches and counting at Reagan International Airport in DC. Disgusting! 14. Becoming a Congressional Page They are the Devil's puppets |
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15. Hot guys.
Cause that's just not right. Why are they trying to lead us into sin? When I first saw this young negro buck, I had to spend a day and a half in the prayer closet. http://andromeda.borderline-angel.com/1ddbf2c0.jpg |
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Automatic transmission is for women so they don't cause too many accidents. |
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16. John Waters movies.
17. Disco music. 18. Sesame Street. 19. Soccer. 20. As a man, drinking any cold beverage that isn't a beer. |
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21. Barbra Streisand
22. Paris and France in general. 23 Anal probes in hospitals. 24. Suppositories. 25. The Euroviosion Song Contest. 26. Imitating English Accents. 27. Being a member of a Royal Family is also high risk. |
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28. Anything Euro
29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili |
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#30 - Christmas Shopping
That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem (where have I seen that hideous face before?!!) Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!) I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert. And do you think their "Mothers" :lex_12: thanked me, either? It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether :( |
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31. I think we can add pastel colored towels to the list.
32 Eating Sherbert - it's pastel colored too 33. Watching Don Johnson on Miami Vice (or Magnum PI with the sound off) |
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Let's not forget:
34. Super Mario |
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35. Englebert Humperdinck. If you say the name three times, you begin obsessing over wild homosexual orgies in the cabs of 18-wheelers at truck stops.
Please kids, don't try this at home! :fie: |
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