Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women
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Attention all young ladies, age 18-24! Are you unsaved and wish to find Jesus Christ? Are you already saved and want to further your knowledge of the Bible? Are you confused by the mixed messages modern-day society and liberal values are telling you? Do you feel alone and despondent and wish to have an older, experienced True Christian™ pastor to talk to and be there for you? Look no further than my new FREE salvation ministry: Rev. Jim's Ladies of the Lord! As you know, my name is Rev. Jim Osborne and I've been an ordained pastor for over 45 years. I realize that young women growing up in today's tumultuous world face a terrible amount of challenges and need help getting through them. The modern day world is extraordinarily tough for a young Christian woman to get through. Let me help you with private, one-on-one Bible Study and pastoral consultation. This program is open to young women age 18-24 only. No underage females allowed. If you are over 24, I may waive the rules, ask me for details. Whether you are unsaved and wishing for a relationship with Christ, or have been saved for years and just want to learn how to become a better Christian woman, this program is for you. Take advantage of this limited-time offering! Rev. Jim's Ladies of the Lord evangelical program offers:
Also, ask about group packages. Perhaps you and your friends from college all want to become better women. This can be arranged too. PM me for details or email me at revjimosborne@gmail.com. Please make sure to include your full name, private cell phone number, e-mail address, and a couple of good-quality pictures of you. Headshots or bodyshots, it doesn't matter. JESUS IS WAITING...are you going to let Him down? |
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Pastor, may I be part of your Holy Entourage? I'm rather good at negotiating and finding things and sinner women in strange cities.
I could start the paperwork on getting my liquor license for your suite/apartment in Dubai. |
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One just has to admire your willingness and endurance in wrestling with Satan. The Rest of You; Me and Brother Leroy were doing security detail on one of Rev Jim's bible studies for woman session and this one young lady was just full of Satan's demons. You should have seen her, she came in in these fishnet stocking and all this make up, just sassy as can be. But Rev Jim was up to the task Jesus set for him with her. It was amazing; Rev Jim spent 48 hours strait in that hotel room prayer with her! Never left it once. All me and Leroy could here was the occasional "Lord I am coming" and the woman screaming as the demon left her. I have never seen faith like that in my life. |
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My four daughters want to come but they are too young. Next December 9th, the eldest, Carol, will be 18, perhaps we could send her there after the new year. She'll have to work out a deal with the rest of the kids to take over her chores for the weekend.
Here is a picture of Carol: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/...800c59a2f0.jpg Here is Jessica, she'll be 18 come Next August 3rd. http://www.grit.com/uploadedImages/G...rl-Jessica.jpg |
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I understand she is coming back for a repeat visit in order not to backslide. If I may say so, I'm very good at helping women who are tempted to backslide. The Love of Jesus can penetrate any closed soul. Quote:
I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord! |
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What a generous thing to do Reverend! Good luck and hope you find plenty of young woman to join this program :thumbsup:!
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The sexual innuendos in this thread are absolutely outrageous. I find it extremely hard to believe that you're helping them learn things about the Bible. Especially, with the wording you use, such as; "pounding" "penetrating" "climax" "physically exhausting." And I'm pretty sure nobody is dumb enough to believe that the "stains" in your waterbed are from spilling sauce. I doubt you would have that many stains, there aren't that many bumps in the road that would cause that. Plus, you only want young girls who are the legal age of consensual sex for older men. It's sick, and twisted. You shouldn't be advertising this type of thing. A 4-Star Hotel Suite alone with you? Yeah, I doubt you would need to be alone or in a hotel in order to help bring someone to God. Oh! Not to mention the fact that you ask for possible full-body images of these girls.
Your use of words is poor Rev. If girls are meant to wait until marriage to have any sort of sexual intercourse, then please Sir, explain to me why you are trying to get them to do this with you in a hotel? Maybe you won't admit that these are indeed your intentions but hearing from other people that a girl was screaming "Lord I am coming," just proves what's really going on in that hotel room. Helping someone believe in God whole-heartedly would not be physically exhausting in anyway. You aren't required to do anything physical to get someone to believe in Him. I am truly appauled at this. If you are going to advertise having sex with people who are eighteen and up, then do it elsewhere so people who are smart don't have to read into your innuendos. Oh, and one more thing. "You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now," yeah, we all know what that means. She won't be "bucking" and yelling "yee-haw" for Him, she'll be bucking and yelling yee-haw for completely different reasons. If no one else sees this, they're blind. Simple as that. Place your advertising for this type of thing elsewhere. Please and Thank you. |
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Good Reverend? If you can find anything good in what he is really doing, then please, inform me? |
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No actually, I can't stand muslims. They're disgusting. I solely believe in God, and I was raised to be that way. I am a Christian and I find this wrong. It is obvious what he's trying to do. Do you not see the innuendos or are you so brainwashed that you no longer see sexual innuendos? |
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Alright you want to go all Baptist on me? Sounds good, From first grade through fifth grade I attended Redeemer Baptist Church. I learned verses and repeated them by memory to our leader. We had to go home, read them, and then come back the next week and repeat what we learned. We had homework to do at home and we were given rewards for remembering them. I am a Christian and I am saved. |
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If I had a nickel for every time I said that... |
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Anyway, back to the point. I know it's good, I can easily tell you what Churches I have attended and mission things I have been through. I do follow the 1611 King James Bible. |
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