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Fish 10-13-2006 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer (Post 9018)
By brute force, you fool! More often than not, sinners need to be driven like cattle to to The Lord. For the recalcitrant, it is much easier to accept Christ's Gift of Salvation when your only other option is death and the threat of eternal damnation, see? You have a lot to learn, son.
No, thats islam you're talking about.

Witch Hammer 10-13-2006 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9020)
No, thats islam you're talking about.
You're skating on thin ice with your blasphemy, f@g. Watch out!:angry:

Enobarbus 10-13-2006 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9000)
I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?
How did Christianity spread? It was spread exactly as Dear Sister Ann Coulter wants it spread now -- by the sword.

Fish 10-13-2006 03:54 AM
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How did Christianity spread? It was spread exactly as Dear Sister Ann Coulter wants it spread now -- by the sword.
Sure, if you want to rewrite history... :sarcasm:

SalvationSeeker 10-13-2006 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9041)
Sure, if you want to rewrite history... :sarcasm:
So just how was it spread then, antichrist?

Fish 10-13-2006 04:18 AM
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Through the Holy Spirit, preaching the gospel and works. Earliest Christianity had social systems better than what we had today prompting Rome to immitate it.

PS: I am not an antichrist so I would appreciate it if you didnt call me that.

SalvationSeeker 10-13-2006 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9052)
Through the Holy Spirit, preaching the gospel and works. Earliest Christianity had social systems better than what we had today prompting Rome to immitate it.

PS: I am not an antichrist so I would appreciate it if you didnt call me that.
LISTEN UP, ANTICHRIST!
THE CATHYLICK CHURCH IS NOT CHRISTIAN!

NOWHERE in the Bible is such a thing as a pope, a vicar, or a cathylick priest mentioned. "Vicar" means substitute, a substitute for Christ!
The cathetis claims that the pontiff holds the power of God on earth, but NO MAN HOLDS THAT POWER! THAT IS BLASPHEMY!

We are also COMMANDED to not call any man on earth father, but what do the cathylicks call their priests? father!
They worship statues, and Mary, and saints, yet the KJV1611 says it is FORBIDDEN to do so.

I could go on forever..
BTW The cathylick church killed immense amounts of pious Christians, and they initiated the Crusades..
Peaceful? No way, get your facts straight!

Fish 10-13-2006 04:35 AM
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What does Catholic mean mate? It means Universal. Roman Catholic Church didn't exist back then I'm talking about before the great schism and the protestant reformation.

SalvationSeeker 10-13-2006 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9060)
What does Catholic mean mate? It means Universal. Roman Catholic Church didn't exist back then I'm talking about before the great schism and the protestant reformation.
I know what catholic means, antichrist.
And I also know that they are of your father, the devil.
Who, just like you, is a liar, and the truth does not reside in neither of you.

Why would I need to know anything more?
What you're going to tell me next, that Peter was actually the first pope? :lol:

Get out of here, you're wasting Jesus bandwidth with your dravel.

Fish 10-13-2006 04:45 AM
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What you're going to tell me next, that Peter was actually the first pope? :lol:
It's a fact.

SalvationSeeker 10-13-2006 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9065)
It's a fact.
No, it's a fact that Damasus I was the first pope.

Silly cathylick, why don't you go eat one of your cannibalistic death cookies instead of pestering Jesus chosen elect?
By the way, stop derailing the thread, this is about True Christian music, so leave it to it's original purpose, demon.

Witch Hammer 10-16-2006 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 9067)
No, it's a fact that Damasus I was the first pope.

Silly cathylick, why don't you go eat one of your cannibalistic death cookies instead of pestering Jesus chosen elect?
By the way, stop derailing the thread, this is about True Christian music, so leave it to it's original purpose, demon.
Another Victory for Christ! Glory! Nice work putting the choad-gulping demon in back in his place, SalvationSeeker! Jesus smiles this day!

And you, "fish"...may Jesus smite you with a multitude of horrible afflictions! Have you no shame? How do you sleep at night, antichrist? The Lord temporarily died for your sins (quite a sacrifice, even for an immortal being), and how do you repay Him? By tossing feces directly into His careworn face!? Look into the blue eyes of Christ The Savior, heretic, and repent:
http://www.vishvarupa.com/Vishvarupa...48/jc68gld.jpg
Quit spewing blaphemy and get right with Jesus! Can't you see that He wants to love you? Give Him a reason to, homer! Take the first step and contact Pastor Al to get enrolled in a vigorous tithing program ASAP. Or would you rather burn in hell?

Fish 10-16-2006 03:34 AM
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What makes you think Jesus had blue eyes?

Pastor Ezekiel 10-16-2006 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9710)
What makes you think Jesus had blue eyes?
I suppose you want us to believe that Jesus was a nigra, because of your liebral guilt. Dream on fishbrain.

Fish 10-16-2006 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 9715)
I suppose you want us to believe that Jesus was a nigra, because of your liebral guilt. Dream on fishbrain.
Actually Jesus was a Jew, Mary was a Jew, it is highly likely that Jesus had medditerranean features such as dark hair, olive skin, brown eyes etc.

SalvationSeeker 10-16-2006 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9716)
Actually Jesus was a Jew, Mary was a Jew, it is highly likely that Jesus had medditerranean features such as dark hair, olive skin, brown eyes etc.
Jesus was not a joo, He was and still is God, stupid!
Why would Jesus deny His own divinity like a joo does? :wacko:

Witch Hammer 10-16-2006 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9710)
What makes you think Jesus had blue eyes?
God created white man in His image, everyone knows that. The Lord has sparkling blue eyes, finely chiseled anglo features, blond lusterous hair and a neatly trimmed beard.:thumbsup:

He certainly doesn't have brown eyes! Do you honestly believe that God would allow His Son, the Savior of Humanity, to be born as some sort of apish mongreloid sub-breed:themonkey: !?? Your blasphemy has no limits, fiend. Have fun in hell.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-16-2006 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9716)
Actually Jesus was a Jew, Mary was a Jew, it is highly likely that Jesus had medditerranean features such as dark hair, olive skin, brown eyes etc.
More blasphemy. How do you figure Jesus was a hook-nosed jew? His father is GOD, who is no jew, and his mother mary was just the oven Jesus baked in. What a fool you are. HA! You really crack me up with your nonsense.:lol:

Fish 10-16-2006 04:00 AM
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God created mankind in His image. Not just whites. All of mankind. Jesus is God and was born into a Jewish community, I can say with almost certainty that He would have had Jewish features. Unless He was an albino or had redish-ginger hair. But the Bible makes no mention of that nor does any other document so we can assume He had dark skin and hair.

Witch Hammer 10-16-2006 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9727)
God created mankind in His image. Not just whites. All of mankind. Jesus is God and was born into a Jewish community, I can say with almost certainty that He would have had Jewish features. Unless He was an albino or had redish-ginger hair. But the Bible makes no mention of that nor does any other document so we can assume He had dark skin and hair.
Your assumptions are sure to land you in hell, boy. We'll hear no more of your "nigra-christ" theory, understood?


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