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Mary Etheldreda 03-19-2014 02:29 AM

Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
***WARNING***


The following video contains pornographic content, aimed at converting decent, upstanding, conservative Christians to lustful, homosexual deviants. This was clearly the work of some homo-activist who infiltrated the studio and replaced the Normal Film with Porno Film.

Only men who are strong in the faith of Christ Jesus should watch this. It should go without saying that the True Christian™ should discern who in his family should be made aware of these daring attempts to trick decent, heterosexual Americans.

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Godfly 03-19-2014 07:39 AM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
I've watched the video hundreds of times, I am close to finding out who's member that is. Ladies of LBC might want to send me pictures of their husbands members so I can rule them out as suspects.

Mother Of Seven 03-19-2014 07:57 AM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
Fox news must be flushed out to find the covert homer who caused that to be screened. And my husband will definitely be discussing this with Rupert next time he sees him. I am disgusted. :thumbdown:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-19-2014 12:48 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
Let's not panic, this is FOX NEWS we're talking about, vigilant defenders of America.

If there's gay porn at Fox News, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for there being gay porn at Fox News.

No, we'll probably never find out what that reason is. The LORD works in mysterious ways, and so does Fox.

Edit: though I'm disturbed by the fact that, the moment the female anchors see the penis, their mouths open wide. I know that female Fox News anchors are not hired for their brains, but I think the casting couch may have gone too far when it hired these particular bimbos.

Godfly 03-19-2014 02:03 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1074506)
Fox news must be flushed out to find the covert homer who caused that to be screened. And my husband will definitely be discussing this with Rupert next time he sees him. I am disgusted. :thumbdown:

Also could you please tell your husband I have quite enough pictures of his member. I ruled him out as a suspect after the first one he sent me but I keep receiving more from different angles next to different objects for size comparison.

Trent Harvey, Jr. 03-19-2014 04:30 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1074530)
Let's not panic, this is FOX NEWS we're talking about

Yes. This.

Don't go comparing this to when we saw Janet Jackson's nipple-shield at the superbowl. That was a crime against humanity. It involved interracial innuendo, and I still don't know what a "nipple shield" is, but it just sounds....Foreign,

This, on the other hand, is probably just a boyish prank. Boys will be boys. Boys will whip their weiners out in public. It's all harmless giggles.

James Hutchins 03-19-2014 04:42 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
That penis looked familiar though I cannot get a hand on it at the moment. When it comes to me, I'll get back.

Freddy Osborne 03-19-2014 05:26 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
Thank Jesus that was not dark meat!

Godfly 03-19-2014 05:31 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1074551)
That penis looked familiar though I cannot get a hand on it at the moment. When it comes to me, I'll get back.

Thanks for the text Brother Hutchins you are no longer a suspect. You might want to have Pastor Zeke lay hands on that rash.

James Hutchins 03-19-2014 05:34 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
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Originally Posted by Godfly (Post 1074566)
Thanks for the text Brother Hutchins you are no longer a suspect. You might want to have Pastor Zeke lay hands on that rash.

I appreciate the scrutiny. I look forward to getting feed back from the other 'experts' as well.B)

Mother Of Seven 03-19-2014 10:50 PM

Re: Fox News Overrun By Angry Homos Forcing Penises On Unsuspecting Audience
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfly (Post 1074534)
Also could you please tell your husband I have quite enough pictures of his member. I ruled him out as a suspect after the first one he sent me but I keep receiving more from different angles next to different objects for size comparison.

This is Mike, Heather's husband. The reason I sent more than one photo of my magnificent rod is that you requested photos from every conceivable angle. I could not figure out why you wanted so many. Now that I have been ruled out as a suspect, please destroy all originals and all copies of the photographs. Do NOT file them away for research purposes. I would hate to think that they may be plastered all over the internet as happened to our neighbour Brother Joshua. And I certainly don't want any further job offers as a porn star. My wonderful wife Heather, is all I need. :innocent: :wub:


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