7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
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So, essentially, Australia is pretty much another Iceland, only without the igloos.
I really appreciate these alerts, highlighting these Godless countries is the first step in conquering them for Christ! |
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While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren. :(
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Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.
I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast. |
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1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.
2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead. Genesis 3:14-15 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: 15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. 3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru. 4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus. 5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake. 6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’. 7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia. 8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert. |
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Australia is also one of the last places on earth to receive the Word of God. If the Lord had any tender feeling towards Australia, He would sent them a preacher many centuries earlier than He did.
He could have sent them one of the original Apostles if He had wanted to, by stirring up a storm and shipwrecking one of His chosen. God certainly knew how far away Australia is and how long it would be for anyone important to notice it, yet He left them to stew in their heathen juices and live at one with nature and all that environmental evil. When He did decide to send white folk there-- as Brother Cranky Old Man pointed out -- He sent criminals! He knew that the land was so accursed that He used murders and the like to clear out space from the locals for the Lord's Own to settle down and bulid some semblence of Christian civilization. Too bad it didn't take, though. Not Surpisedly Yours, Handmaiden |
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It gets WORSE!!! The blue ringed octopus is GAY!!!!: I found this about how these vile things mate: A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again. Mating continues until the female has had enough, and in at least one species the female has to remove the over-enthusiastic male by force. Males will attempt copulation with members of their own species regardless of sex or size, however interactions between males are most often shorter in duration and end with the mounting octopus withdrawing the hectocotylus without packet insertion or struggle. Australia is truly one big cesspool of Satanic vomit if even the horrid poisonous creatures are homersexual. I can't imagine how many nuclear weapons it would take to clean up this awful mess! |
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http://www.godhatesamerica.com/images/img4.jpg America's Filthy Manner of Life
God Hates America. This is a profound theological statement that any God-fearing person will recognize as truth. America is on a path to sure destruction, and there is no remedy available to her anymore. She was once a great nation, like Sodom and Gomorrah, blessed with great prosperity and power not before seen in the modern world. And, like Sodom and Gomorrah, she has spit in the face of God until His wrath has been brought down upon her with fierce anger. "Thus shall mine anger be accomplished, and I will cause my fury to rest upon them, and I will be comforted: and they shall know that I the LORD have spoken it in my zeal, when I have accomplished my fury in them" (Ezekiel 5:13). America is the spitting image of ancient Israel and Judah "But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy” (2 Chronicles 36:16). Familiarize yourself with Ezekiel 16! It’s the perfect portrait of america: she was a babe lying in a pool of her own blood, naked, bare, alone. The Lord covered her nakedness, swaddled her, had compassion on her, caused her to multiply and adorned her with beautiful jewels: righteous preachers, prosperity, the first amendment, etc. God Almighty blessed her and caused america to grow into a mighty, “exceeding beautiful” nation.
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America, Cursed of God! Our message is very simple, and rings true in the ears of God's servants – America is taking a blood bath in Iraq (and elsewhere) because America is busily persecuting WBC for preaching the Word of God to this evil nation of perverts. God hates America. Her end is near, and approaching fast.
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Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." And unlike you we are not stupid: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/filthymanneroflife.html |
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Firstly, since 1901, Australia has been a country ruled by a parliament, with an elected Prime Minister. No kings (or queens) exist on this island. 1) In Australia, gays cannot be legally married. Yet they can in many states in America. 2) Russia has the highest abortion rate in the world. America has a higher abortion rate than America. 3) Find me factual evidence of this and I shall get down on my knees and praise the name of your god. 4) Where on Earth are your facts coming from? Divorce rate in Australia is around 40%. On the other hand, the divorce rate in America is 50%. 5) So you are against abortion, yet you don't like people adopting? Come now, we need children to have parents that love them and want them. Were you one of those children whose parents didn't love them? :( 6) Actually, we are more of a scientific advancement country, than one that wants to play games with America. http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/sci_achv.html 7) Prostitution is also legal in some states in America. Your racism is on par, if not worse, that what Hitler did throughout WW2. Quote:
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2) My dog managed to survive a bite from a Brown Snake, and we had to take him to 2 vets to find one open at the time of the bite. The real reason we have snakes is to separate the boys from the men. It's why obesity isn't much of a problem here. 3) The outback is where Christians live, away from obesity causing, gay-loving, divorce approving society. 4) Why are you out that far to sea? Our beaches too beautiful to handle? We have that desert for a reason. 5) That doesn't make it our national anthem. America's unofficial national anthem is Personal Jesus by Manson, that must make it their real anthem, and shows they are really a God-hating country. 6) Thongs (flip-flops to you Americans) were a New Zealand invention, where they are called jandels. Saying we can't call them thongs is highly hypercritical. 7) They are neither dumb nor ugly. They are a majestic marsupial. Did your god not create them? Are you saying he did a poor job? 8) Isn't he that actor from Passion Of The Christ? It is a movie made in Italy, it's not even an Australian movie. |
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So let me see if I understand the science behind it: You post openly and shamelessly about your obsession with fags and queers, apologize profusely for those AIDS spreading abominations of nature in some pointless attempt to justify their unGODly sodomite ways, and then anyone who steps up and tells you to stop doing that and backs it up with scripture is the queer? :wacko: 1Cor. 6 [9] Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind If you repent now, CHRIST might take pity on you. |
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I have posted 1514 words from God renouncing America & within the text you choose the 260 that renounce the homosexuality that perverts your country. Why are you predisposed to isolate these passages? Of the 641 words posted by Cranky Old Man 123 relate to the perversion you continue to seek Why are you choosing this path? |
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Exodus 20:15 Thou shalt not steal. |
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