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Daisy Mae Johnson 07-18-2014 02:48 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 

Mary Etheldreda 07-18-2014 06:03 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 
A most blessed birthday to you, dear Sister in Christ!

Mistress Cookie 07-18-2014 11:38 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 
The blessed sweet succor of True Christian™ love to you always, Dear Sister!

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Naomi Ruth Lamb 07-18-2014 11:40 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 
May your few remaining years be ones filled with Christ's blessings.

In Jesus our Lord,
NRL

Pastor Ezekiel 07-19-2014 05:29 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 
I always thought that old maids didn't celebrate birthdays...:huh:

Dr Laurence Niles 07-19-2014 02:53 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Whitford!
 
Dear sister, the long wait to embrace Jesus will soon be over!

A woman of your vintage has many, many reasons to expect the love clarion of Jesus at any moment, to be sure.

Maybe your dirty pillows finally betray you, or an unprecedented prolapse of your vaginal manifold coupled with a thinning of the blood brings you to His feet. A harmless fall could snap those brittle bones, or a gerontophile will hasten you journey after he has done his business with your parts.

Jesus may even express His love for you by extremifying the mood swings you feel as you go through the change so much that your yourself send you on the wings of the blue pill to His masculine, firm embrace.

I'm sure Jesus has a perfect plan for rewarding you as a True Christian™ and is actively planning your exit from this fallen world and on into Heaven to be held by Him, close to His firm, well muscled chest, to breath in the soft husky musk of His benevolence as you sing to Him how great He is forever, as He gives you that gentle knowing squeeze to tell you He loves you.

Where was I?

Happy birthday.

YIC


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