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  • How to Recognize a Homosexual

    While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
    Because of this, it's useful for True Christians(tm) to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
    There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

    Obvious
    Lisps
    Minces
    Wears women clothing
    Enjoys the WNBA
    Wears pink
    Goes to live theater
    Watches "chick flicks"
    Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
    Votes Democrat
    The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
    Works at a beauty parlor
    Works as a stewardess
    Works as an interior decorator
    Works as a nurse
    Liberal

    Not so obvious
    Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
    Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
    Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
    "Metros*xual"
    Over 25 and not yet married
    Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
    Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
    Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
    Watches MSNBC
    Complains about Fox News
    Listens to "pop" music
    Is a public school teacher
    Claims to be an "atheist"
    Claims to be a "buddhist"
    Claims to be a "catholic"
    Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian(tm), he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
    Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
    Only plays touch football
    Is against hunting
    Hates guns
    Paints his walls any color except white
    Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
    Is anti-American
    Doesn't want to be American
    Protests against wars
    Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
    Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
    Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • #2
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    More signs of a Homosexual

    Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees
    Wears sandals
    Belongs to a union
    Has long hair
    Owns a model train set
    Has ever been on unemployment
    Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller
    Has ever cried.
    Knows how to "manscape"

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Even more signs

      Pretends to be "tolerant" and says "to each their own"
      Calls negras "African Americans"
      Doesn't know how to fix an engine
      Calls dogs "cute"
      Watches musicals
      Likes "ethnic music"
      Doesn't believe in home schooling
      Has S*x And The City on DVD
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
        • Listens to NPR
        • Doesn't drive an SUV (bonus faggotry points if he uses public transportation)
        • Reads the JYT
        • Over 18 but still has a waist size of 30 or less
        • Wears clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch or American Apparel (bonus faggotry points if it fits correctly)
        • Vacations in Christ-hating Europistan
        • Enters the city limits of any city of 500,000 or more for any reason other than work or evangelism
        • Likes ethnic food
        • Actually enjoys clothes shopping
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        • #5
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Yet More Signs

          - owns a MacBook
          - has a Twitter account
          - does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows
          - collects anything (other than firearms)
          - has had more than one prostate exam
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          • #6
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Enjoys professional wrestling
            Doesn't care for decent, good old amateur wrestling
            Has muscles too big to come from farm work or other honest labor
            Puts anything in his hair other than classic Brylcreem and a comb
            Plays with children
            Eats fruit (especially bananas)
            Knows what kind of mushroom that is on his plate
            Dances
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • #7
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Boy uses girl's bathroom.
              Those pink triangles are located in front of the house:

              Oral Herpes.
              Smokes the Marijuana.

              Mac Users.
              Plays Super Mario.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Wears a "fanny" pack
                Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
                Owns a Kindle
                Is a member of the Sierra Club
                Plays tennis
                Vacations at "Sandals"
                His favorite actor is "Shrek"
                Owns a "personal grooming" kit
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • #9
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Don't they drive something called a "Chevrolet" too?

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                  • #10
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Don't they drive something called a "Chevrolet" too?
                    Possibly! But for sure...

                    Drives a Prius
                    Drives a "Smart" Car
                    Drives any hybrid vehicle
                    Drives any electric vehicle
                    Drives any Japanese or Korean vehicle
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • #11
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Possibly! But for sure...

                      Drives a Prius
                      Drives a "Smart" Car
                      Drives any hybrid vehicle
                      Drives any electric vehicle
                      Drives any Japanese or Korean vehicle
                      Add

                      Drives any care made by a union bum.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #12
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Reads any Bible other than the KJV1611 for reasons other than proving the false Bibles to be contrary to the Word of God
                        Believes in evolution
                        Is a liberal arts major in college
                        Goes to an un-Christian college
                        Drinks any sort of coffee other than an ordinary cup o' joe
                        Puts more than two scoops of sugar into their cup o' joe
                        Is a vegetarian
                        Considers himself a feminazi
                        Thinks Hillary Clinton is the bee's knees
                        Sings in the shower
                        Has baths instead of showers
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • #13
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Has Red Hair
                          Goes to a Gym
                          Get's "mani-cures"
                          Loves River Dancing videos
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                          • #14
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Wears (ohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod) "Manties"


                            Looks like it could even be O'Bomber modeling them

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                            • #15
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              NSFW!!!
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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